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Weird Sex (Practices, Preferences & Accoutrements!)

Nor exactly sex, but close.
https://marginalrevolution.com/marg...ervice-sector-jobs-markets-in-everything.html

At 40 years old, Zheng says she’s tired of searching for the perfect man. So she’s decided to hire one instead.

Whenever she feels like some male company, the divorcée heads to a café in central Shanghai named
The Promised Land. There, she spends hours being pampered by a handsome young server, who fetches her drinks, watches movies with her, and listens attentively to her anecdotes.

The sessions cost over 400 yuan ($60) each time, but Zheng says they’re worth every cent.
 
uair01 said:
Nor exactly sex, but close.
https://marginalrevolution.com/marg...ervice-sector-jobs-markets-in-everything.html

At 40 years old, Zheng says she’s tired of searching for the perfect man. So she’s decided to hire one instead.

Whenever she feels like some male company, the divorcée heads to a café in central Shanghai named
The Promised Land. There, she spends hours being pampered by a handsome young server, who fetches her drinks, watches movies with her, and listens attentively to her anecdotes.

The sessions cost over 400 yuan ($60) each time, but Zheng says they’re worth every cent.
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That's not weird sex .. he's just a Gigolo.

 
A man was sentenced to 10 years in prison after prosecutors say he stabbed a woman with a syringe filled with semen at a Maryland grocery store.

Thomas Stemen, 52, was sentenced in Anne Arundel County Circuit Court on Tuesday on charges of first and second-degree assault in the February 2020 incident at a supermarket in Churchton, Maryland, said State’s Attorney Anne Colt Leitess in a statement.

In February 2020, a female shopper reported she had been assaulted while returning her cart in a grocery store parking lot, according to the statement.

Surveillance video showed Stemen following the woman into the store's cart area and taking something out of his pocket before bumping into her. The woman backs out of the store and he continues to follow her.
The woman told police she asked him if she had been burned with a cigarette and the suspect replied, “Ya, it felt like a bee sting, didn’t it?”
Later, the woman said she discovered a small, red puncture wound. The wound started to swell the next day and she sought medical treatment.

After Anne Arundel County police released the video and asked the public for information, they received a tip that led them to Stemen. He was arrested days later and officials found the clothes worn during the attack and additional syringes in his car and home during a search.
Days after Stemen's arrest, the liquid inside matched his DNA and a crime lab identified it as semen.
Stemen was also seen on surveillance video lunging at two other women, including a 17-year-old girl, according to prosecutors.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crim...semen-filled-syringe/ar-AAOoH8Y?ocid=msedgntp
 
On a more cheerful note, skip to 3:55 in this video for comedian Sean Lock on how he'd google search something which I think should from now on be termed 'boredom porn' ..

 
Swifty said:
On a more cheerful note, skip to 3:55 in this video for comedian Sean Lock on how he'd google search something which I think should from now on be termed 'boredom porn' ..

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edit: on a side note, I woke up at around 5 this morning, I knew I'd need to distract myself before going back to sleep again so I looked at stuff on here and other places I visit online then I just thought "F**K IT! .. I'M GOING TO FIND SOME WEIRD PORN!!" .... I wasn't feeling frisky, I'd run out of ideas other than youtube ... so I was about to type in something random in the search bar like 'Barbie doll used as dildo' or 'Wookie sex' or something similar when I stumbled across 'My Asshole Is For Everyone - The Anal Creampie Orgy' .. so I watched that instead.

I'm no expert on the anal orgy scenes and she did get through 5 guys to her credit but how do we define the use of the word "everyone" in part 1's title .. if they make a sequel if could be "My Asshole Is For Everyone Else." and part 3 could be "My Asshole Is For Anyone I Might Have Forgotten Those Other Times.".
 
Swifty said:
edit: on a side note, I woke up at around 5 this morning, I knew I'd need to distract myself before going back to sleep again so I looked at stuff on here and other places I visit online then I just thought "F**K IT! .. I'M GOING TO FIND SOME WEIRD PORN!!" .... I wasn't feeling frisky, I'd run out of ideas other than youtube ... so I was about to type in something random in the search bar like 'Barbie doll used as dildo' or 'Wookie sex' or something similar when I stumbled across 'My Asshole Is For Everyone - The Anal Creampie Orgy' .. so I watched that instead.

I'm no expert on the anal orgy scenes and she did get through 5 guys to her credit but how do we define the use of the word "everyone" in part 1's title .. if they make a sequel if could be "My Asshole Is For Everyone Else." and part 3 could be "My Asshole Is For Anyone I Might Have Forgotten Those Other Times.".
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Did all the guys go in separately to her arse?

I couldn't imagine having more than one in at a time!!

I happily and enjoy DP and DVP though!
 
WeeScottishLassie said:
Did all the guys go in separately to her arse?

I couldn't imagine having more than one in at a time!!

I happily and enjoy DP and DVP though!
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Yes, they went in one at a time except the last one when they changed location and she had different clothes on. I've tried and enjoyed those last two methods in the past but I'm a bit more subdued these days. Mostly.
 
Swifty said:
Yes, they went in one at a time except the last one when they changed location and she had different clothes on. I've tried and enjoyed those last two methods in the past but I'm a bit more subdued these days. Mostly.
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Changing location and having different clothes on, like when we drive to the Peak District for a bike ride?
 

Teenager rushed to hospital after shoving USB cable in his penis​

He seems to have tied a knot in it [the cable] & shoved that up. It wasn’t a good idea.

When his mum was out of the room, the boy, whose name was not revealed, confessed to doctors that he inserted the cable to ‘measure the length of his penis’ out of ‘sexual curiosity’.

But instead of using a ruler, he inserted the already-knotted cable, which got stuck, with both ends left hanging out of his member.
The 15-year-old, from London, made several attempts to remove it himself but this resulted in him urinating a large amount of blood.

In an effort to remove the cable, surgeons cut lengthways into his bulbospongiosus muscle, an area between the genitals and the anus.

Medics from University College Hospital London managed to extract the knot through the incision and then cut it free from the rest of the cable.
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Mythopoeika said:
Did they also examine his head while he was in hospital?
WTF, every schoolkid has a ruler, just flippin' use it!
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It’s pretty certain he was going for the sexual thrill & the measurement explanation is his ‘more reasonable’ cover story for the hospital.

Once he’d inserted the cable he’d still need a ruler to measure the length when he got it out..
 
hunck said:
It’s pretty certain he was going for the sexual thrill & the measurement explanation is his ‘more reasonable’ cover story for the hospital.

Once he’d inserted the cable he’d still need a ruler to measure the length when he got it out..
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In my vicarious but closely-observed experience of blokiness the insertion of objects into the penis (and also nose, ears and anus) is commonplace.
 
escargot said:
In my vicarious but closely-observed experience of blokiness the insertion of objects into the penis (and also nose, ears and anus) is commonplace.
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As a man who experiences physical discomfort even reading these descriptions, I honestly can't imagine why someone would find inserting anything into his penis enjoyable.
 
ChasFink said:
As a man who experiences physical discomfort even reading these descriptions, I honestly can't imagine why someone would find inserting anything into his penis enjoyable.
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It's a thing. The fetish is called sounding and you can buy kits to do it safely.
However, teenage boys get half the story and stick any old crap up there.
 
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escargot said:
It's a thing. The fetish is called sounding and you can buy kits to do it with safely.
However, teenage boys get half the story and stick any old crap up there.
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The idea of putting anything up there, even being a female makes me wince!

I've unfortunately needed to have various things put up me due to having intersistial cystitis.

It's always been extremely uncomfortable and hurt but maybe it triggers some kind of orgasmic pain?
 
Is it called sounding because of the hideous sound of pain one expresses?
 
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WeeScottishLassie said:
The idea of putting anything up there, even being a female makes me wince!

I've unfortunately needed to have various things put up me due to having intersistial cystitis.

It's always been extremely uncomfortable and hurt but maybe it triggers some kind of orgasmic pain?
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Men are weird. :chuckle:

There was a Reddit post allegedly by a young man who had tried sounding with some unsuitable object that broke off and had to be surgically removed.
The cost of his treatment was luckily covered by the money his parents had put aside for his medical school fees, phew.
 
escargot said:
In my vicarious but closely-observed experience of blokiness the insertion of objects into the penis (and also nose, ears and anus) is commonplace.
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As a woman, you probably know more about this. Most blokes would possibly not tell their mates about it..
 
escargot said:
In my vicarious but closely-observed experience of blokiness the insertion of objects into the penis (and also nose, ears and anus) is commonplace.
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Secretly we’re all at it - I’ve got a twiglet in my todger right now.
 
hunck said:
As a woman, you probably know more about this. Most blokes would possibly not tell their mates about it..
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It's mainly through hearing about it at work in hospitals and of course knowing men who've done it with unpleasant outcomes.
 
escargot said:
It's mainly through hearing about it at work in hospitals and of course knowing men who've done it with unpleasant outcomes.
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It's weird that you mentioned 'sounding', I hadn't heard of it until then, then I was on reddit earlier and someone mentioned it on there too.
 
Nosmo King said:
It's weird that you mentioned 'sounding', I hadn't heard of it until then, then I was on reddit earlier and someone mentioned it on there too.
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On another thread, about the Strid, there is a YouTuber doing some sounding.
He is measuring the depth of said river.
 
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