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Weird Sex (Practices, Preferences & Accoutrements!)

Peripart said:
Don't be sorry - it's always good to hear the voice of experience.
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After at least 24 hours of heavy consideration Peripart, I could never shag a robot .. unless it was one of those pleasure bot ones in the film Westworld (starring Yull Brynner) .. and they'd have to be unplugged from the mains ..
 
Peripart said:
East End boys and Westworld girls.

Da-da Dum Dum Dum...
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How dare you! .. I don't mind being a robot shagger but as a Brummie, I take offence at being labelled as an East End boy! :p
 
A farm hand who admitted having sex with a donkey has reportedly been jailed after requesting to spend time behind bars.

Gideon D. Swartzentruber, 21, was convicted in November after admitting sexual gratification with an animal in Wisconsin, USA, local news reported.

At the time of the offence he is said to have told investigators his "privates were out of control", adding that he "got crazy and carried away".

According to the Marshfield News Herald, Swartzentruber admitted initiating a "brief sexual encounter" with a female donkey while working in a barn in September.

He was reportedly caught by the animal's owner and charged, entering a guilty plea.

A judge is said to have allowed Swartzentruber to avoid a nine month jail sentence and $10,000 fine, sentencing him instead to a year of probation, counselling and a $443 fine.

But the Marshfield News Herald reported that he returned to court last week and asked a circuit judge to jail him.

The judge is reported to have complied with the request, sentencing Swartzentruber to 30 days behind bars.

The defendant represented himself in court. It is not clear why he asked to serve time in prison.

http://linkis.com/www.standard.co.uk/n/A3bAt
 
Peripart said:
I know, but I couldn't find a North Birmingham place that scanned as well. Unless you've spent time in Ward End or Shard End...
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I haven't but for the purposes of not being a Danny Dyer .. Yes .. Yes I have frequently :p
 
What was the question again? Oh yes:

If? When? Why? What?
How much have you got?
Have you got it? Do you get it?
If so, how often?
Which do you choose
a hard or soft option?

I think that was it...
 
DEEP SLIIIIIIIDE !! NSFW :eek:

edit: have just removed this link because I've spotted something that might be illegal in the video..
 
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@Swifty how do you find these things?????????

my sidebars are full of organic veg boxes, lingerie, bike parts and RunRig!
 
Mad a bit of a boob of himself, hasn't he?!
 
Shady said:
How do they get to it to turn it on and off?
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Perhaps via an inflatable lever, once that's been turned on? Could be like a combination lock on a safe....a precise number of rotations in the required direction, then hey presto....productive potency is restored.

Alternatively, it may require the application of a bar magnet, or the deft touch of a croquet mallet, in the hands of an expert. It's just a whole different ballgame, to be honest. I think the entire thing could all just be sheer poppycock.

It may well also play the tune 'Gland of Hope and Glory', whilst the safety-catch is off....now, surely that's a reasonable precaution??
 
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