And Diana. Don't forget Diana (still tragically dead after all these years.)
There's clearly more research needed here, especially into these extraordinarily-thin Russian scuba divers who can operate a mile and a half below the lake-bed in the South North Pole (or is it North South Pole?). It's political correctness gone mad, the red-tape mongering health and safety lunatics have taken over the asylum, there's nothing the government can do about it and YOU'RE paying for it!! PS Don't miss our super gardening-gloves offer on page 29. You get a Parker pen just for enquiring.