Alex Jones

[Tempest63]

I don't think I've seen him walk before, he doesn't look as though he does it very often.

I don’t know who he is, let alone if he has a limp!

 

[Xanatic*]

He's the one people have been talking about for 13 pages.

 

[Tempest63]

He's the one people have been talking about for 13 pages.

I didn’t know who he is at page 1 and still don’t know who he is at page 13.
Did he ever play for Man Utd?

 

[Ogdred Weary]

I don’t know who he is, let alone if he has a limp!

You're better off ignorant, just like Alex.

 

[Tempest63]

You're better off ignorant, just like Alex.

Thanks. I’ll not bother researching him.

 

[Ogdred Weary]

Thanks. I’ll not bother researching him.

Nutjob conspiracy theorist (a tautology I know) who has been banned across multiple platforms but is savvy enough to play it up and sells snake oil to the fuckwits who follow him.

 

[Yithian]

Who'd be his neighbour?

Those guys at the beach who hate everything?

 

[Yithian]

I didn’t know who he is at page 1 and still don’t know who he is at page 13.
Did he ever play for Man Utd?

I'll give you the short version:

I confess, I'm a little apprehensive about what 6G will bring.

 

[Tempest63]

I'll give you the short version:

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I confess, I'm a little apprehensive about what 6G will bring.

There be dragons...

 

[kamalktk]

I'll give you the short version:

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I confess, I'm a little apprehensive about what 6G will bring.

Gay frogs, obviously.

 

[Spookdaddy]

I confess, I'm a little apprehensive about what 6G will bring.

I thought 6G was a rapper?

I don't know about wifi giving you cancer, but one thing that timeline does prove is that selling supplements off the back of bullshit does definitely turn you into a chubby chops.

 

[Ogdred Weary]

Gay frogs, obviously.

5G has already caused this, what do you think the "G" stands for? 6G will make them all Post-Gender or whevs.

 

[Mythopoeika]

I don't know about wifi giving you cancer, but one thing that timeline does prove is that selling supplements off the back of bullshit does definitely turn you into a chubby chops.

It also ages you tremendously. Alex Jones is only 43.
Let that settle in.

 

[Spookdaddy]

It also ages you tremendously. Alex Jones is only 43...

That would make him 13 in the first photo in Yith's post.

Something does not compute!

 

[Mythopoeika]

That would make him 13 in the first photo in Yith's post.

Something does not compute!

Maybe the first one was when he was Bill Hicks?

 

[Mythopoeika]

Aha! It turns out, he's 46.
The age I found earlier was out of date.
That would make him 16 in the 1990 picture. Hmmm. Looks mid-20s.

 

[Ogdred Weary]

It also ages you tremendously. Alex Jones is only 43.
Let that settle in.

That's stone rather than years though.

 

[Austin Popper]

That would make him 13 in the first photo in Yith's post.

Something does not compute!

Not much about that asshole does compute.

I've been spending too much time on Farcebook lately, since I have more time than energy right now. There is an alarming number of people on there who believe the kind if insane nonsense pimped by Jones and other such idiots. I mean people I know, and did not think of as morons in the past.

Going a bit farther back than the image Yith posted, it was microwave ovens that were going to turn our brains into mush in the 60s. Don't sit close to your TV either, because it spews radiation! Then it was CB radios in the 70s. High tension power lines and electrical substations were going to get us in the 80s. Hysteria is a proven seller.

 

[Mythopoeika]

Going a bit farther back than the image Yith posted, it was microwave ovens that were going to turn our brains into mush in the 60s. Don't sit close to your TV either, because it spews radiation! Then it was CB radios in the 70s. High tension power lines and electrical substations were going to get us in the 80s. Hysteria is a proven seller.

Some people still believe this stuff.

 

[Ogdred Weary]

Some people still believe this stuff.

I refuse to use any ye Satanic carriages-of-no-horse-drawn, or "cars" as the young people call them. They are powered by tiny divils and sitting inside one will turn even a virile man into ye sodomite.

 

[ralfy]

 

[Yithian]

He's given into the mask wearing ordinances:

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1293631124401524738

 

[kamalktk]

He's given into the mask wearing ordinances:

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1293631124401524738

I would have thought wearing a mask would give him 5G or something.

 

[Dinobot]

I'll give you the short version:

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I confess, I'm a little apprehensive about what 6G will bring.

The much anticipated Godzilla vs Gamera showdown, obviously!

 

[Mythopoeika]

He's given into the mask wearing ordinances:

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1293631124401524738

Hope he doesn't encounter William Shatner. There could be a huge stand-off.

 

[kamalktk]

Hope he doesn't encounter William Shatner. There could be a huge stand-off.

Look at him, Shatner could take him.

 

[Sharon Hill]

I wonder how much I would have to pay to punch this fucking idiot in the face. I would pay it.

 

[Tigerhawk]

I wonder how much I would have to pay to punch this fucking idiot in the face. I would pay it.

I'm sure there are people out there that will pay a dollar or two - it will reach the asking price in under a minute!

 

[Austin Popper]

I would pay to watch.

 

[XEPER_]

It also ages you tremendously. Alex Jones is only 43.
Let that settle in.

Ha, that was my thought on seeing the recent videos of him. He's the same age as me but, although I'm a baldy bastard, I'd like to think I look about 20 years younger than him if I wear a hat.
Although I'm 43 so I AM actually a little younger than him. Clearly the vitamin pills he sells don't stop you getting old or chubby.