Bigfoot Jerking Off; Man Afraid Of Getting Cornholed

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For some reason I distrust this man.

Honestly... a wanking Sasquatch, an Onanistic Opie, a Bigfoot bashing the bishop?

Not that I rule out their existence, but I've heard they have better manners.
 

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As Bill Murray said in Ghostbusters "Well, there's something you don't see every day."
 

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Bummed by Bigfoot's boner!
 

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Honestly... a wanking Sasquatch, an Onanistic Opie, a Bigfoot bashing the bishop?
Apparently this Bigfoot was indeed punching the munchkin ..
 

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I wonder if we'll get an analysis of the beastie's DNA as it kindly left a sample.
 

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I was looking for signs this was comedy, but he sounded sincere. He is a dog trainer, not an actor or a comedian as far as I can see. If this was an act to get attention to his dog training I think he succeeded.
 

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Bigfoots are likely a dying breed, it must get lonely.
 

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I was looking for signs this was comedy, but he sounded sincere. He is a dog trainer, not an actor or a comedian as far as I can see. If this was an act to get attention to his dog training I think he succeeded.
I'm thinking bizarre comedy attempt, here he captures footage of a "choopiecabra"....

 

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Bigfoot porn is a successful subgenre of self-published erotica, although its best known proponent Virginia Wade (no, not that one), author of the seminal Cum for Bigfoot, has now quit the scene due to Amazon getting all prudish.
 

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I think he's studied at the increasingly popular UBAWOYA school of video making, as has Robert Newton elsewhere on this forum.

The Utter Bollocks And Waste Of Your Attention school.

It's a strange way to advertise your dog training techniques if that's what it is.
 

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You just can't get good weirdos these days.
 

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Mods, can we make this thread a sticky please if for no other reason than the title .. and it makes me laugh ? .. you're not going to beat Big Foot jerking off.
 

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I was looking for signs this was comedy, but he sounded sincere. He is a dog trainer, not an actor or a comedian as far as I can see. If this was an act to get attention to his dog training I think he succeeded.
As in the other vid, his footage in this earlier video makes it more clear... ;)


...but would you leave your dogs with this guy?
 

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But was it a big foot long? I thought most primates were relatively small down there...
 

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As in the other vid, his footage in this earlier video makes it more clear... ;)


...but would you leave your dogs with this guy?
People who are a bit slow with humor sometimes, like me, would take him seriously at first. No, I would not even leave my imaginary dog with him.
 

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This is as good a thread as any to recommend the film 'The Sasquatch Dumpling Gang' ... visually, think of 'Stand By Me' ... same sort of locations with a group of kids and a couple of older dudes who are about to be thrown out of their apartment. The two older ones decide to fake a Bigfoot turd to try and cash in somehow, the media get excited, a Bigfoot investigator gets involved and hilarity ensues .. I'm the proud owner of it on DVD .. :)

(sorry about the poor quality of these clips)

 
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This is as good a thread as any to recommend the film 'The Sasquatch Dumpling Gang' ... visually, think of 'Stand By Me' ... same sort of locations with a group of kids and a couple of older dudes who are about to be thrown out of their apartment. The two older ones decide to fake a Bigfoot turd to try and cash in somehow, the media get excited, a Bigfoot investigator gets involved and hilarity ensues .. I'm the proud owner of it on DVD .. :)

(sorry about the poor quality of these clips)

 
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