Bigfoot Jerking Off; Man Afraid Of Getting Cornholed

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Apes have comparitvely tiny cocks. A gorilla's is about the size of a man's little finger.
 

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This guy is nuts. Absolutely NSFW!
So the choices are:
(a) Shoot a sasquatch in estrous. She's probably not pregnant. She just left a "snail trail" on your fence and tried to steal your donkey feed. You will provide an example of a sasquatch carcass for scientific inquiry and become famous, and probably rich too. At very least you will wind up in the history books as the official discoverer of the sasquatch. This will probably lead to serious scientific inquiry and a North America wide policy covering the protection of the species and who knows what else.
(b) Don't shoot a sasquatch because she's in estrous, and you want more bigfoots "on the ground", because you're a hunter. You are also now an officially confirmed goddamned dumb-ass yokel.
(c) Come up with a fisherman's fib about the bigfoot you let get away and put it on Youtube.

Choose your own adventure. What would you do?
 

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So the choices are:
(a) Shoot a sasquatch in estrous. She's probably not pregnant. She just left a "snail trail" on your fence and tried to steal your donkey feed. You will provide an example of a sasquatch carcass for scientific inquiry and become famous, and probably rich too. At very least you will wind up in the history books as the official discoverer of the sasquatch. This will probably lead to serious scientific inquiry and a North America wide policy covering the protection of the species and who knows what else.
(b) Don't shoot a sasquatch because she's in estrous, and you want more bigfoots "on the ground", because you're a hunter. You are also now an officially confirmed goddamned dumb-ass yokel.
(c) Come up with a fisherman's fib about the bigfoot you let get away and put it on Youtube.

Choose your own adventure. What would you do?
Well I believe him.
 

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What if the one you catch is male?
A male sasquatch wearing a skirt ? .. I don't think so Mytho. I'd play some soothing Richard Clayderman and lower down a cheeky bottle of red to set the ambience ..

 

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No. I'd built some sort of sasquatch trap, probably a deeply dug hole covered in thin branches .. and then mate with it obviously.
Swifty, you don't disappoint. Trapping it is the best answer. As for mating with a sasquatch, you are one dirty dirty bastard, and Trump wants to endorse you to run for the College of Electors for West Virginia with full GOP endorsement.
Well done.
 

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Swifty, you don't disappoint. Trapping it is the best answer. As for mating with a sasquatch, you are one dirty dirty bastard, and Trump wants to endorse you to run for the College of Electors for West Virginia with full GOP endorsement.
Well done.
:adored:
 

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This guy is a hoot.

Even if it is real, his dialogue is hilarious, and he should become a professional actor.

If it is not real, he should become a professional actor.
It's the same guy I posted a video about in the beginning of this thread.
 
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