LordRsmacker
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ramonmercado said:Does one of them bear a machine-gun in the invisible side-car?
Are you insane? That never happened in the HairBear Bunch.
Um, did it?
ramonmercado said:Does one of them bear a machine-gun in the invisible side-car?
LordRsmacker said:ramonmercado said:Does one of them bear a machine-gun in the invisible side-car?
Are you insane? That never happened in the HairBear Bunch.
Um, did it?
So... nothing posted on their website yet.Xanatic_ said:Platt: Bigfoot boom in Banff?
Now, he says Bigfoot is a fact — and with weeks, he hopes to have the DNA evidence to prove it.
“We hope to have results by October,” said Standing.
http://www.calgarysun.com/2011/08/29/platt-bigfoot-boom-in-banff
I've become rather intrigued by bigfoot evidence.com, which has a good line in blurry videos, a full and frank (and, unusually for such a site, mainly intelligent) comments section, but also several very credible-sounding accounts of close encounters, official knowledge of existence, and DNA sampling results. All kinds of names I'd vaguely been aware of come to prominence (for example Matilda - a female bigfoot who's apparently been closely observed for a long while in her own habitat.) It's worth a look - and as usual even if 90% of the content turns out to be false, unwittingly or otherwise, the 10% remaining would more than make up for it.lkb3rd said:I agree that it is surprising not to have bodies...
...The patient was laid out on the ground at first. His injuries were rather serious, including burns to the hands, feet, legs, and trunk, as well as much singed hair.
It didn't take long for medical services to get to the scene. The attending medical team included the regular M.D. for the fire crews, a vet that Marty didn't recognize, and one or more paramedics.
The vet was taken aback at working on a creature so human-like, and he is reported to have allowed the physician to do most of the work. At some point Demerol and morphine were administred.
The patient was placed on a spine board, which was too small. He was then placed on a regular ambulance stretcher. The sides were left down because part of the body hung over too far. The feet hung off the end.
A cut-down was performed to obtain an intravenous line, and fluids were administered. During the treatment of his wounds and the efforts at life support, the patient communicated with moans, groans and grumbling. Bowel sounds were heard by Marty, who was as close as three feet from the patient.
No language-like vocalizations were heard. The patient responded to touch: specifically patting and stroking to calm him ("You're not going to find an ape or a monkey responding the same way").
Two or three times Marty mentioned that the patient was especially responsive to a young Native American woman who started ministering to him right from the very beginning.
The patient was removed from the scene in the back of a utility truck, not in an ambulance. Marty said an ambulance would have alerted townsfolk and possibly news reporters, thinking that a fire fighter had been injured. No one would follow a nondescript van. The total time from initial sighting to extraction was estimated at three hours....
ThenSurely, the most breathtaking news so far involves the sequencing of Bigfoot DNA. We already reported previously on the sequencing Bigfoot mitochondrial DNA, which is coming out 100% human. That means that the Bigfoot female line goes back to human females.
However, we can now report on the sequencing of the nuclear DNA from the male side. The report is that it is absolutely non-human! It is very far away from humans.
Bigfoots are 4X further away from us than Neandertals are, and they are 2X further away from us than Denisova was.
If Bigfoot is part-Erectus, this explains certain things. Erectus still had a midtarsal break in Europe 300,000 YBP. Erectus had a saggital crest.
In addition, we can report that the Erickson Project Bigfoot DNA study has isolated DNA from 20 separate Bigfoot individuals from around North America.
One of the samples was called “unknown hand.” This was hand of a “something,” but no one knows what. Inside the Project, people were taking bets on what the hand was. Dr. Melba Ketchum bet that it was a bear.
One of the samples was a bone from a stream in Oregon. It may have been a femur. The bone looks like a human bone, but it is much too large.
This was related to a third-party by an anonymous Federal Emergency worker referred to as "Marty"…
He has extensive EMT training and experience.
Doctor and Vet working together providing care and moved it to unknown location locally.
The patient was placed on a spine board, which was too small. He was then placed on a regular ambulance stretcher.
Marty said an ambulance would have alerted townsfolk and possibly news reporters, thinking that a fire fighter had been injured. No one would follow a nondescript van.
The patient was laid out on the ground at first. His injuries were rather serious, including burns to the hands, feet, legs, and trunk, as well as much singed hair.
a university or some hospital that was not disclosed
His trust in us to take care of him and recognize him that harm was not meant when contact was made, knowing that care would be given to him...
WHY THE BIG SECRETS? Is it that the American Government believes that the people of North America are so unstable that they could not deal with knowledge that Sasquatch really exists ?
We already have a good deal of information to suggest that all of the senses of these creatures are more acute than our own.
The skeptics on the subject are as steadfast and obsessive as the believers. They spend countless hours decrying the myth to the point that objective observers may think that they suffer from far worse mental disorders than those who see Bigfoot in every photo with trees.
Dr Melba Ketchum is in herself well-respected.
stuneville said:I've become rather intrigued by bigfoot evidence.com, which has a good line in blurry videos, a full and frank (and, unusually for such a site, mainly intelligent) comments section, but also several very credible-sounding accounts of close encounters, official knowledge of existence, and DNA sampling results. All kinds of names I'd vaguely been aware of come to prominence (for example Matilda - a female bigfoot who's apparently been closely observed for a long while in her own habitat.) It's worth a look - and as usual even if 90% of the content turns out to be false, unwittingly or otherwise, the 10% remaining would more than make up for it.lkb3rd said:I agree that it is surprising not to have bodies...
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To me, at any rate, it all hangs together.
You start out mundane and believable
One may argue that they don't go far enough to be proper tall tales and are not told in the proper context.
Would a hoaxer claim that they wondered how their little daughterwas managing to put away so many home made biscuits, only to follow her out into the garden and see her passing them through the fence to a grateful biggie.
Or the hunter who met one coming the other way on a wooded mountain path, only for them to politely squeeze past each other and continue on their respective ways!
PeniG said:Oh, sweetie, how little faith you have in the human imagination!
You also fail to grasp the good old all-American pastime of Tall Tale Telling. And yes, those situations are exactly the kinds you'd get in a good tall tale. You start out mundane and believable and get more and more outrageous as you go, keeping your face absolutely straight, and don't bust out laughing till either your mark catches on, or is out of earshot. And making oneself out to be a fool is as common a meme in the telling as making oneself out to be clever. You can even combine them, portraying yourself as ingeniously getting yourself out of a situation which you don't completely understand (usually solving a difficulty but passing up a sexual opportunity because you're too dense to see it).
A properly-told tall tale in a social setting should go right on getting more and more extravagant until somebody revolts, and should be answered with another tale, even taller, round and round the room till someone tells a whopper so tall everyone else concedes him the winner, or it just gets so late you can't go on.
Mind, I don't say that's what these are. I have no opinion on the subject. One may argue that they don't go far enough to be proper tall tales and are not told in the proper context. But the impulse to call up a total stranger and see if you can get away with a whopper cannot be ruled out as a normal human motivation.
oldrover said:I agree as far as this goes I think it's important to stick to what Ketchum herself says, rather than any 'leaked information'.
I'd like to know just exactly what it is she is involved in, I've come across different versions, one of which just said she was carrying out tests for someone else. Too much smoke at the moment.
oldrover said:This is an affair that has the potential to turn acrimonious, I know of at least one other website that's started removing threads on the subject. Best thing to do is completely ignore anything that isn't direct from her.
[/url]Dr. Melba Ketchum
Update 2: Our data is amazing and beautiful and all cutting edge. I will be so glad when we can share it!
I can't bring myself to do it, my other fb friends will think I'm a crazy Bigfooter