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Under the silky dappling of street lights, I danced the heretical ceremony known as The Fortean Internet Gremlin Curse in which I, naked and painted with spiritual sigils of bytes and bits, hurled my essence around strongly until the cursed gremlins departed; whilst it's more likely that my pale, flabby essence scared them out of this dimension than anything else...eh, if it works, it works.

Next time, can we schedule the gremlins for when it's a bit warmer? Froze me giblets off, I did.
 
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