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Bricks, Dung, Sharks & Unmade Beds: The World Of 'Modern Art'

The Dutch cartoonist "Gummbah" also makes oil paintings:

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This one is called "The beginning of a Dutch movie" and the text balloon says "unfaithful woman!"
Note: we've visited a lot of exactly similar villages on our day trips to Zeeland province. This is very realistic.

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I love the Head on the Tesla. Perhaps not exactly created but the statement is provoking.
The Dutch cartoonist "Gummbah" also makes oil paintings:

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This one is called "The beginning of a Dutch movie" and the text balloon says "unfaithful woman!"
Note: we've visited a lot of exactly similar villages on our day trips to Zeeland province. This is very realistic.

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I find the second hilarious.
A long-running in-joke between my wife and I is to mock extremist anti-sexual preachers by looking at a photo or hearing of a woman expressing her sexuality and declaring "She's a Hoer! They're ALL hoers! Painted Jezebels etc. etc."
 
Damian Hirst has been faking his own work, giving works made in 2017 dates from the 1990s, artificially aging them and implying that they are newly discovered 'classic' Hirsts. Of course his earlier, iconic works will be able to sell for better price than whatever he's making now.

Dates attributed to artworks are widely understood to refer to the year they were completed. However, in response to questions from the Guardian, Hirst’s company Science Ltd said the date that the artist assigns to his formaldehyde works does not represent the date they were made.

It said: “Formaldehyde works are conceptual artworks and the date Damien Hirst assigns to them is the date of the conception of the work. He has been clear over the years when asked what is important in conceptual art; it is not the physical making of the object or the renewal of its parts, but rather the intention and the idea behind the artwork.”

Hirst’s lawyers later clarified that while using the date of conception in the title was the artist’s “usual approach” for formaldehyde works, he did sometimes use the date the sculptures were made. “The dating of artworks, and particularly conceptual artworks, is not controlled by any industry standard,” they said, adding: “Artists are perfectly entitled to be (and often are) inconsistent in their dating of works.”

That approach, however, appears at odds with industry norms in the art world. The Guardian consulted a range of art vendors, gallerists, academics and auction houses, including some who have in the past exhibited or sold Hirst’s works. All said the date assigned to a contemporary artwork ordinarily denoted the year it was physically created – not the year it was conceived.

Some very high-calibre bullshit from his lawyers there.
 
Damian Hirst has been faking his own work, giving works made in 2017 dates from the 1990s, artificially aging them and implying that they are newly discovered 'classic' Hirsts. Of course his earlier, iconic works will be able to sell for better price than whatever he's making now.



Some very high-calibre bullshit from his lawyers there.
As if that guy needs any more money! That is fraud.
 
As if that guy needs any more money! That is fraud.
Is it though? Magritte did a painting titled ‘The Treachery of Images’…

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This is not a pipe.

Well it isn’t. It’s a surface with a few chemicals distributed across it in an interesting way. Inherently, it’s worth virtually nothing. Artistically, it’s priced at a value someone is willing to pay for it which is significantly more. The same thing can have two values - raw ingredients versus what the market is willing to pay. If Damien Hirst claimed Jesus conjured up a shark in a tank of preservative, it’s up to the buyer to evaluate that statement and pay according to its relative authenticity or the profitable desirability.
 
If you know anything about the history of Marina Abramovic, then you'll agree that this is a total perversion and sell-out. It does not seem to be ironic ...

From her ex-collaborator, when they were pathfinders:

"Aesthetics without ethics is cosmetics"
- Ulay, 1980s
(spot-on prophecy)

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