I live in Midsomer- my crumbling place has false walls, concealed well and probably a lost "cellar" so far I have not murdered anyone. I too would like to help th struggling local economy, but whilst my tatty heap is worth big bucks to developers, not enough for me to tis chuck it , retire and and build some nice cosy places to rent out to deserving midsomer types. TBH we tend to get overpaid Bath Overspill and those pursuing the rural dream here rather than Hipsters.
Maybe we need to pool resources and ideas and develop a community for forteans, where we can bask n the weirdness together. Then using the surplus for good works.
Sorry its been a long day at the vaccination centre and " Large Pinot" was the answer