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Ronnor said:
‘Very lonely’ Crieff pensioner repeatedly inserted hand in horse’s bottom

A pensioner caught with his hand up a horse’s rear end told witnesses that he was “very lonely”.

http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/perth-kinross/very-lonely-crieff-pensioner-repeatedly-inserted-hand-in-horse-s-bottom-1.95970

Well Crieff is a small and lonely place - a one horse town if you will...
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I have a tradition that the first article I read on my birthday sets the scene for the coming year ahead. Today's my birthday and this is the first article I've read today so I'm not how this bodes for the coming year ...
 
songhrati said:
Ronnor said:
‘Very lonely’ Crieff pensioner repeatedly inserted hand in horse’s bottom

A pensioner caught with his hand up a horse’s rear end told witnesses that he was “very lonely”.

http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/perth-kinross/very-lonely-crieff-pensioner-repeatedly-inserted-hand-in-horse-s-bottom-1.95970

Well Crieff is a small and lonely place - a one horse town if you will...
Click to expand...

I have a tradition that the first article I read on my birthday sets the scene for the coming year ahead. Today's my birthday and this is the first article I've read today so I'm not how this bodes for the coming year ...
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I hope this is a portent that you will back many winners.
 
songhrati said:
Ronnor said:
‘Very lonely’ Crieff pensioner repeatedly inserted hand in horse’s bottom

A pensioner caught with his hand up a horse’s rear end told witnesses that he was “very lonely”.

http://www.thecourier.co.uk/news/local/perth-kinross/very-lonely-crieff-pensioner-repeatedly-inserted-hand-in-horse-s-bottom-1.95970

Well Crieff is a small and lonely place - a one horse town if you will...
Click to expand...

I have a tradition that the first article I read on my birthday sets the scene for the coming year ahead. Today's my birthday and this is the first article I've read today so I'm not how this bodes for the coming year ...
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Happy birthday! :lol:
 
In a surprise move, the Minister announced a proposal to replace pensioners' Winter Fuel Allowance with a Winter Loneliness Benefit.

Pensioners will be allowed to warm one hand in a horse's anus for up to half an hour each day, depending on their NI contributions. Asked what the take-up would be, the Minister pointed to his wrist and said, "About up to here, I suppose, as anything further might be considered cruel." :shock:

The Opposition said they agreed with the move but did not rule out the suggestion that they might tax it. :(

edit: I wonder if the old twerp was gingering the beast? Wikipedia on this wicked practice :wtf:
 
Brings a new meaning to 'hand-rearing a horse'. :)
 
Row over existence of Loch Ness breaks out among tourist bosses

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/ ... osses.html

What?! Loch Ness doesn't exist? :shock:


Oh... the subheading says
"A row has broken out among tourist centre bosses in Scotland over the existence of the Loch Ness Monster,
with one accusing another of selling fake photographs of the creature"...
 
'See this cone? It's loaded - now come quietly.' :D
 
Nascar's Kurt Busch tells court ex-girlfriend is international assassin

http://gu.com/p/44pa8

The Nascar driver known as “The Outlaw” testified on Tuesday that he believes his ex-girlfriend is a trained assassin dispatched on covert missions around the world.

“Everybody on the outside can tell me I’m crazy, but I lived on the inside and saw it firsthand,” Kurt Busch said when his attorney, Rusty Hardin, questioned why he still believed Patricia Driscoll is a hired killer.

In an interview late on Tuesday, Driscoll called Busch’s assertion “ludicrous,” saying he took it “straight from a fictional movie script” she has been working on for eight years and that he has proofread.

Busch, appearing in court again over Driscoll’s request for a no-contact order, continued the push of his legal team to discredit his ex as a scorned woman out to destroy his career, portraying her as a character fit for a screenplay.

Busch said Driscoll repeatedly asserted her assassin status and claimed the work took her on missions across Central and South America and Africa. He recounted one time when the couple were in El Paso, Texas. He said Driscoll left in camouflage gear only to return later wearing a trench coat over an evening gown covered with blood. A day earlier, Busch said his ex-girlfriend told him she was a mercenary who killed people for a living and had shown him pictures of bodies with gunshot wounds.

Busch said that Driscoll had claimed that a female character in Zero Dark Thirty, a film depicting the CIA’s hunt for Osama bin Laden, was a composite of her and other women.

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Yes, we had a thread on that at the time, but I can't find it now.
 
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