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And that certainly wouldn't have happened to a female physicist...To use a possibly non-PC but rather apt expression, CERN has kicked itself in the bollocks there.
And that certainly wouldn't have happened to a female physicist...To use a possibly non-PC but rather apt expression, CERN has kicked itself in the bollocks there.
And that certainly wouldn't have happened to a female physicist...
More tasteful than the "Large Hardon Collider".Someone who is currently at my old alma mater, but normally works at CERN, has created a swedish meatball collider.
I feel this might also help aid in our understanding of meatball-related weather phenomena.
Meatball collider
CERN’s Antimatter Factory is the only place in the world where low-energy antiprotons – the antimattercounterparts of protons – are produced.
But in the not-so-distant future it could also be the first place to dispatch trapped antiprotons to another location.
On 17 March 2021, the CERN Research Board approved the development of two new experiments to carry antiprotons from the Antimatter Factory to other facilities, for antimatter and nuclear-physics studies.
BASE-STEP and PUMA, as the experiments are called, are compact enough to be transported in a small truck or van.
To me, this is a slightly worrying development. Antimatter is not to be messed with.
C'mon now, this is a serious business.More tasteful than the "Large Hardon Collider".
Researchers achieve world's first manipulation of antimatter by laserTo me, this is a slightly worrying development. Antimatter is not to be messed with.
Apparently it's birds with baguettes that are worried about what might happen:LHC hit by power cut
Details at
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science_and_ ... 197967.stm
Is something trying to stop this project? (Like something from the future, I mean.)
Cue spooky music.
Phew. That’s put my mind at ease.Fact check: Scientists at CERN are not opening a 'portal to hell'
https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/...sts-cern-not-opening-portal-hell/10094679002/
So that's alright then....
Darn, I'll have to go back to worshipping Satan to get to Hell then. It's just, all that evildoing is so much work.Fact check: Scientists at CERN are not opening a 'portal to hell'
https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/...sts-cern-not-opening-portal-hell/10094679002/
So that's alright then....
CERN is hardly likely to admit it if they were.Fact check: Scientists at CERN are not opening a 'portal to hell'
https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/...sts-cern-not-opening-portal-hell/10094679002/
So that's alright then....
I guess that just means they're still negotiating with the demonic entities. I mean, they didn't make a specific rebuttal of that one, did they?Fact check: Scientists at CERN are not opening a 'portal to hell'
https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/...sts-cern-not-opening-portal-hell/10094679002/
So that's alright then....
Whilst looking up LHC on the net I came across these pictures from the opening ceremony.I guess that just means they're still negotiating with the demonic entities. I mean, they didn't make a specific rebuttal of that one, did they?
Yeah. WTF was that actually all about?Whilst looking up LHC on the net I came across these pictures from the opening ceremony.
I've absolutely no idea. It's a bit weird though.Yeah. WTF was that actually all about?
Those pics appear to be from the opening ceremony of the Gotthard Rail Tunnel.Whilst looking up LHC on the net I came across these pictures from the opening ceremony.
That's weird. When I type in 'pictures from the opening ceremony CERN', I get more results to do with the Gotthard Rail Tunnel than I do for CERN. I don't seem to be having much luck with pictures from the CERN ceremony.Those pics appear to be from the opening ceremony of the Gotthard Rail Tunnel.
I've no idea - I know very little about Switrzerland except that its mountains, like its cheese, are full of holes. I Googled pictures of the CERN opening ceremony and clicked through to an article, to find that there was no mention of CERN at all. Usual rubbish Google search results.That's weird. When I type in 'pictures from the opening ceremony CERN', I get more results to do with the Gotthard Rail Tunnel than I do for CERN. I don't seem to be having much luck with pictures from the CERN ceremony.
Is there a connection between the two?
Was it turned into particles?I was today year's old when I learned that ferrets had been used in the pursuit of particle physics.
Physicists Once Put a Ferret in a Particle Accelerator
Via ScienceAlert.
No, just a pipe cleaner.Was it turned into particles?
According to CERN:I've absolutely no idea. It's a bit weird though.
There's also a 2m high diety of Shiva outside the front of the CERN building. Why?
$35 for a ferret in 1978?I was today year's old when I learned that ferrets had been used in the pursuit of particle physics.
Physicists Once Put a Ferret in a Particle Accelerator
Via ScienceAlert.