I was out with the dog this morning, heading back up the bridleway when I saw a flash of fluorescent orange up by the hedge in the sheep field. It looked as though someone in a hi-viz jacket had dodged down when they saw me coming. There was a 4 x4 parked at the top so I assumed someone was doing some fencing in the field, although couldn't fathom why they'd wear hi-viz for that.
When I got to the top, the 4 x 4 turned out to belong to a landscaper working in the nearby garden. And there was no sign of anyone in the sheep field. I stared at the hedge for a while, in case there was a bit of fabric caught, but no sign of anything fluorescent or orange. Then I wondered if one of the landscapers had popped into the field for an outdoor wee, but they weren't wearing hi viz. So it remains one of those pointless little mysteries that enliven life.
Didn't get around to posting this.
Cycling home from work I saw the body of King Hare, a truly magnificent beast that lived up near the cemetery. I often spotted him at night and he'd like to sit in the little slip road where I discovered his body.
The weird thing is that this road has very little traffic, it's serpentine so cars can't get up any speed and he would have had plenty of notice of a car approaching. He could shift when he wanted to and I never got close to him on my bike as he struck me as quite intelligent.
I guess he was startled and ran under the wheels of a car.
I'm sad about this. I really hate f*cking cars.
A friend of mine, an agricultural worker, had a workmate who was always going on about council workmen wandering around the farm.
Back then the only people who wore hi-viz were blokes who worked on the road, not farm workers, so it was a mystery.
Turned out he was extremely shortsighted and was spotting orange feed buckets left hanging on posts and fences.
A classic "should have gone to Specsavers" monent!
Glad you are (reasonably) okay after that Naughty_Felid. What a strange story regarding the Hare, I wonder if he could have been an apparition.This is very, very strange and is related to my old post from 2015.
I was cycling home from work coming up to the corner where I used to see King Hare. There I spotted a huge Hare, as magnificent as old King Hare himself sitting in the same old spot I used to see King Hare before he died. We looked at each other and the next thing is I'm in a heap having gone over the handle bars. The Hare had vanished.
My eye looks like a horror film special effect. I have cuts everywhere and bruised ribs. I went to E&A and luckily I've not fractured my eye socket. I'm a mess. I almost lost an eye from the helmet mirror - luckily it cut into my nose.
This is very, very strange and is related to my old post from 2015.
I was cycling home from work coming up to the corner where I used to see King Hare. There I spotted a huge Hare, as magnificent as old King Hare himself sitting in the same old spot I used to see King Hare before he died. We looked at each other and the next thing is I'm in a heap having gone over the handle bars. The Hare had vanished.
My eye looks like a horror film special effect. I have cuts everywhere and bruised ribs. I went to E&A and luckily I've not fractured my eye socket. I'm a mess. I almost lost an eye from the helmet mirror - luckily it cut into my nose.
I'm thinking the front wheel detached itself from the fork.
Now I altered the front wheel quick release before leaving work and the drop outs don't have "lawyer tabs" (a curve in the drop out that prevents the wheel coming away from the front fork). This is what likely caused the wheel to detach.
I'd tightened the quick release but obviously not enough in my fatigued state. The reason I altered it was the wheel was out of true and the disc brake pad was rubbing against the disc making it tough to cycle. I thought "just get home and fix it properly there".
Why though it decided to detach just as I'd spotted the Huge animal where King Hare used to live I've no idea.
My ancestors would have said I was bewitched by a witch taking Hare form. Or maybe King Hare was stopping me from really hurting myself in a collision or something?
I was pretty shocked to see the animal sitting in that same spot.
Fairly mind blowing.
Perspective change as you moved, resulting in a parallax-illusory backtrack?the steam seemed to flow backwards,
I think you gave me too much credit for deep thought there, but yeah, I'll go with that!ps ooh, I see what you mean about a trick of the light. PIR detector falses on an eg pigeon (or indeed, car). Apparent boundary line of emitted steam seems to roll-back, but it's just a lighting effect...as seen on waterfall/water-feature optical projection effects
It's a wonder I even made it to work, if I can't correctly spot details like that
You've reminded me of a story a colleague in a previous job told me, must be 11 or 12 years ago now.
He spotted an unmarked van at the bottom of his road, containing what looked like a driver wearing high-vis gear, accompanied by someone in the passenger seat, wearing a pale-coloured "Noddy Suit" (haz-chem or nuclear protective gear).
Thinking this was a bit suspicious, he kept an eye on them and, when the van and its rather strange looking occupants hadn't moved after an hour, my colleague called the police. They agreed to send a squad car to investigate and, sure enough, some 20 minutes later, my colleague saw a police car pull up alongside the van. Following a short conversation between the policeman and the van's occupants, the policeman walked up to my colleague's house and reported ....
..... the van contained a council worker, eating his sandwiches during his lunch break, accompanied by his Golden Retriever.
A classic "should have gone to Specsavers" moment!
This is very, very strange and is related to my old post from 2015.
I was cycling home from work coming up to the corner where I used to see King Hare. There I spotted a huge Hare, as magnificent as old King Hare himself sitting in the same old spot I used to see King Hare before he died. We looked at each other and the next thing is I'm in a heap having gone over the handle bars. The Hare had vanished.
My eye looks like a horror film special effect. I have cuts everywhere and bruised ribs. I went to E&A and luckily I've not fractured my eye socket. I'm a mess. I almost lost an eye from the helmet mirror - luckily it cut into my nose.
I'm thinking the front wheel detached itself from the fork.
Now I altered the front wheel quick release before leaving work and the drop outs don't have "lawyer tabs" (a curve in the drop out that prevents the wheel coming away from the front fork). This is what likely caused the wheel to detach.
I'd tightened the quick release but obviously not enough in my fatigued state. The reason I altered it was the wheel was out of true and the disc brake pad was rubbing against the disc making it tough to cycle. I thought "just get home and fix it properly there".
Why though it decided to detach just as I'd spotted the Huge animal where King Hare used to live I've no idea.
My ancestors would have said I was bewitched by a witch taking Hare form. Or maybe King Hare was stopping me from really hurting myself in a collision or something?
I was pretty shocked to see the animal sitting in that same spot.
Fairly mind blowing.
Very minor strangeness. I have a pair of red kitchen scissors that I mainly use in the kitchen but they occasionally migrate to the lounge if I'm opening a parcel, but they usually live by the bread in the kitchen. Last night I saw them in the kitchen by the sink so I moved them back to by the bread .. where I found an identical pair of red kitchen scissors. All this time I've had two pairs of red scissors and not known. OR they multiplied recently, which seems unlikely, but it was odd.
Somewhere in the multiverse another you is wondering why their only pair of red kitchen scissors have suddenly vanished. They swear they left them by the sink.
I have a (very) minor strangeness that occurred back when I was young(er), I would have been maybe 12 or 13 at the time give or take a year or so.
Anyway. One day after getting home from school I found, stuffed in my slippers which were on the floor beside my bed (as they always were), some coloured tissues (the type for blowing one's snout, as opposed to tissue paper, just to be clear). From memory I believe there was one tissue in each shoe; one blue, one pink, and they had the distinct odour that coloured tissues had back then.
Problem was, we didn't have any coloured tissues in the house and my family were most certainly not the type to play practical jokes. I mean really, really not the type. I cannot stress this point enough. No. Practical. Jokes. And we didn't have visitors either.
So I never knew where they came from or who put them there or why. I think it only happened that one time.
Can't you still buy them?Aw I missed coloured tissues.
Can't you still buy them?
Interesting. I guess they maybe cost more, so people went for the plain-coloured version. Then supermarkets and manufacturers stopped making/selling them.I haven’t seen them for years or coloured loo roll either.
Makes you wonder! Do we have a 'Mr Magoo' thread?
Odd....I suppose there's been a diversification of suppliers (and types) at expense of colours. And just as @Mythopoeika says, perhaps there was a cost differential.I haven’t seen them for years or coloured loo roll either.
Aw I missed coloured tissues.
Another theory: that toilet roll (and tissue) colours match the predominant colours of buyers' bathrooms and houses. And back in the 80s and 90s, that colour-scheme was a post-1960s paint-box of pink and blue and yellow, instead of the 50 shades of pseudo-sophisticated beige and white we all tend to live under, in this millennium.
Weirder still - having driven past the same house again since typing that last post, I see that the waist-height vent is now at eye level, and the wall and road are separated by a flat verge at least 8 feet wide. It's a wonder I even made it to work, if I can't correctly spot details like that. The apparently-reversing steam was odd, though, and no repeat today.
Me too, they were nice sort of pastel-y colours as far as I remember. Do you (or does anyone else) also remember that they had that distinctive odour I mentioned earlier? I want to say it was a perfume-y smell but I don't think that's quite right (I guess it would have had something to do with the colouring used?) White tissues didn't have it.
I remember it was a nice smell though.
I like your theory.
Odd....I suppose there's been a diversification of suppliers (and types) at expense of colours. And just as @Mythopoeika says, perhaps there was a cost differential.
Aha....I've got a theory. Perhaps coloured toilet rolls disappeared around the time that recycled paper toilet rolls became available. Unbleached wrinkly pulped paperback books converted into off-white bum fodder.
Another theory: that toilet roll (and tissue) colours match the predominant colours of buyers' bathrooms and houses. And back in the 80s and 90s, that colour-scheme was a post-1960s paint-box of pink and blue and yellow, instead of the 50 shades of pseudo-sophisticated beige and white we all tend to live under, in this millennium.