It's me!!
Sorry guys and girls, if NTL gets fire bombed in the next few days please act as my witness and say that I was here all the time, they're really starting to get on my t*ts. Does anyone remember that NTL complaint letter that was on one of the other threads last year? Well I've just written a similar one, complete with 4 letter, 1 syllable expletives, about the crap people and help they have on their so-called helpdesk.
Sorry, I'm digressing.
Still haven't been able to get anything on tape, although the plot does thicken.
On Saturday night, the 16 March 2002, I went to bed quite late and made sure that everything was switched off, as I always do. This included the central heating, and the gas in the kitchen. Sunday morning I woke up at about 6am (have I told you this already? My memory is getting terrible), and I was sweating myself to death as the room was swelteringly hot.
Overnight the heating had switched itself on, as I discovered when I checked the control panel, and as I have the thermostat on high anyway the house, at least the rooms with radiators, heated up rather quickly.
Now some points about my system.
My central heating has two switches, much like flat standard light switches. One switches the system from heating and water to just water. When the switch is set to just water it also heats the radiators upstairs, don't ask me why I'm not a plumber.
The second switch has 3 settings. Timed, OFF, On.
When I went to bed it was set to off, definitely. There is nothing that can accidently knock it, it can't be blown on by wind or draught, and I have no pets that may have touched it.
And it was definitely off. I'm on a gas meter so I'm very conscious of the amount of gas I use, and am almost miserly with my use of it.
So have I pissed something off? Is it trying to tell me something?
I'll try and keep you up to date, but if my connection doesn't stay up and running I could end up in prison for the ritual sacrifice of an NTL internet connection.