Morning people.
I promised that I'd bring an end to this thread, and so I shall. Unfortunately the end is not as spooky as I would like it to be, in fact it's as none spooky as you can get. It is, however, interesting.
As you may remember, the noise was quiet and shuffling, like one foot being dragged across the floor. It only appeared at night, and wouldn't/couldn't be recorded.
Well, I no longer live in that house, but the week before I left, I discovered the reason why I hadn't seen my landlord since I moved in. It appears that he is in prison. What for, I don't know, but, according to the letting agent he isn't likely to be out anytime soon. With that in mind I decided to see if I could get some closure on the whole polty-in-the-spare-room scenario, once and for all.
So I pulled up the floorboards.
Yep, you read right. I rolled back the carpet and pulled up the floorboards in the spare room.
Underneath, was the usual collection of dust, spiderwebs and old newspaper, and unfortunately, no centuries old skeleton (although, if there had been I would have screamed like a 7yr old girl on a rollercoaster). There was also some pipes covered in old lagging, and mouse droppings.
This is the interesting part; the lagging around the pipes had been ripped up along the length of the pipe in strips, some of which were still attached to the original lagging. But a majority of the material was missing, or had been removed.
It seems, although I never witnessed it myself, that mice (or a mouse) had been ripping off strips of lagging to use in in it's/their nest, wherever the hell that was. I pulled a piece of the material myself, and the sound was very similar to the one that could be heard in the middle of the night. The cloth is so old that the ripping sound is very soft.
So there it is. Not spooky, and by no means conclusive (can mice walk backwards and tear stuff like that? I've seen them do it with newspaper in a cage, but old cloth around pipes?) I also assume that as the sound was fairly quiet, and rythmic, the dictaphone (as, I think someone mentioned) started recording as the sound began but never actually managed to record the sound itself.
Sorry for the anti-climax.
Although, it doesn't explain how the heating came on all by itself.........