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I wonder if he'll bring out a range of drinks - Protein in Satisfying Solution :)

Canadian chocolatier Shyte goes viral in Scotland
STV5 hours ago
Kevin Richards' high-protein chocolate is available in a selection of flavours.


Kevin Richards is delighted with the attention he's getting. shytechocolate.com
A Canadian chocolate company has launched a cheeky brand name online.

Belgium Master Chocolatier Kevin Richards has created a new high-protein chocolate, advertised as Shyte Chocolate.

The name is apparently an acronym for 'seriously helps you to energise'.


The company's website advertises protein chocolate in a choice of flavours for $10, which can be bought in independent retailers in Barrie and Toronto, in Ontario, and Lacombe, in Alberta.
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https://stv.tv/news/scotland/1412936-canadian-chocolate-master-launches-eat-shyte-brand/
 

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Can you imagine people saying 'what's that you're eating' and getting the reply 'I'm eating Shyte'?
 

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I, like most Scots, eat a load of shite anyway.
 

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There's a deodorant for toilets called VIPOO. I shudder everytime the ad comes on.
 

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Admit it:
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You know she touched her genitals and you're still shaking her hand.
 
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I always pronounce it "cocked ass" - which makes the pure love and white cream cookie just so much funnier.
 

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Just tried entering 'Couque D'asse' into Google Translate.

It isn't recognised in any language.
 
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