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Spaceship Capricorn Daily Messages

jima said:
Helena: We appreciate those of you who are in communication with us by mental telepathy. That is our major method of communication.
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I thought it was anal telepathy?


:rofl:
Heeelp I'm cracking up!
 
Communication with Capt. Helena of the Capricorn. 29 June 2005
http://www.starshipcapricorn.org/messag ... 92005.html

Helena: ....this will be the week that we have been waiting for for so many years. There will soon be peace declared.
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Helena: There will be a communication equipment built and connected to your Internet so that many of you can communicate directly with us here on the Capricorn.
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Lavar: Can you tell me how many shuttles there will be in your first landings?
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Helena: At present we have five shuttles that are ready to be welcomed.
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I don't want them to arrive now. On this evidence they'll be like those people who tell long, rambling stories and never get to the point. Trust us to be contacted by the universe's most boring aliens.
 
Trust us to be contacted by the universe's most boring aliens.
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Oh my DOYC... it's VOGONS!!!

I just hope they won't start reciting poetry at us when they land...

Now where did I put my towel...
 
of course not, bloody aliens, always late for everything
 
Bing Bong!

Welsh Interstellar apologise for the late arrival of the Spaceship Capricorn. This is owing to a signal failure at Arecibo...
 
stu neville said:
Bing Bong!

Welsh Interstellar apologise for the late arrival of the Spaceship Capricorn. This is owing to a signal failure at Arecibo...
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We were going to land our spaceships in Esgair Newydd but forgot it was a Thursday and it's half day closing.

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Well, 2 days on and still diddly squat.

I'm sure there's a VERY good reason for the delay though such as that it's not actually real...
 
I wonder if they're a mini-cab firm?

(He's just round the corner guv, he'll be there in two minutes..)
 
Look, really, I don't insist on a landing. A nice low level flypast would be fine, just so I could get some pics on my digital camera...
 
jima said:
there's one from the 1st July

http://www.starshipcapricorn.org/messag ... 12005.html

It will only be a short time now and we will be able to properly plan our first shuttle landings and tell those of you who are in the welcoming committee, the day and hour of our arrival.
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You mean they haven't even started the planning of the plan to land?
They could have done that whilst waiting and when they get whatever they need now swooosh they'd be ready.
I can't wait to read for the next 6month how the plan of planning a plan is being planned...
 
My apologies for posting late. I dont normally get online on days off. Of course, good ole' 4 day weekend I had so now I'm back. And Dingo, the planning is done. Helena is referring to only that of giving out an actual and precise time.

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Communication with Capt. Helena of the Capricorn. 01 July 2005
http://www.starshipcapricorn.org/messag ... 12005.html

Helena: We are not alone, nor are you alone in the Universe. There are many of us "aliens" as you call us and scattered throughout many worlds in this and other galaxies. Our own group are more well advanced from the engineering and scientific view, than are you.
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Lavar: Thank you dear Helena. We await for you presence among us. How soon after your first landing do you expect to be able to come and go at your pleasure?
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Helena: We shall have to contact and work with your local air- control authorities.
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Communication with Capt. Helena of the Capricorn. 04 July 2005
http://www.starshipcapricorn.org/messag ... 42005.html

Helena: There is much happiness on board today. Some of our humans are telling us more about Independence Day in America. Soon there will be more independence when the NESARA program is announced and then for our landing, we will bring some degree of more independence to you, especially independence from the burning of fossil fuels.
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Lavar: Dear Helena, thank you for your communication with me. We look forward with great anticipation to your arrival and the help of your crew members. Are you aware of the book about telepathy that Helen Engel is preparing?
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Helena: Yes. We hope that the book will mention the capability of communicating with us, whom you call aliens.
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Communication with Capt. Helena of the Capricorn. 05 July 2005
http://www.starshipcapricorn.org/messag ... 52005.html

Helena: This will be an historic week unless the Illuminati have some tricks they haven't tried yet.
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Helena: Many of us are anxious, as you would understand, to finally be shown to you that we are peaceful, that we are aliens, and that we really do exist and have advanced craft (shuttles) that will be seen in may of your skies, very soon now.
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Helena: We do have aboard several humans who have been reincarnated. We do have extensive knowledge of the human body and how it responds to various ailments. However, we do not have diseases here on the Capricorn. If we are asked to do so, we can assist some of our health specialists to work with some of your medical personnel. In that manner, we should be able to help in the treatment and/or eradication of some of your diseases such as the man-made AIDS. However, that is not part of our assignment unless we are asked to help in that area. Do you understand?
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Lavar: Yes Helena. I understand.
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Soon there will be more independence when the NESARA program is announced and then for our landing, we will bring some degree of more independence to you, especially independence from the burning of fossil fuels.
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Oh yeah, the Bush regime will be all over that like white on rice.

In that manner, we should be able to help in the treatment and/or eradication of some of your diseases such as the man-made AIDS.
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That's a big damn can of worms they're shaking out, isn't it?
 
Helena: This will be an historic week unless the Illuminati have some tricks they haven't tried yet.
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hang on, where did they come from all of a sudden? the bank?

Helena: Many of us are anxious, as you would understand, to finally be shown to you that we are peaceful, that we are aliens, and that we really do exist and have advanced craft (shuttles) that will be seen in may of your skies, very soon now.
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... just before we demolish your planet to make way for the hyperspace bypass
 
Lavar: Dear Helena, thank you for your communication with me. We look forward with great anticipation to your arrival and the help of your crew members. Are you aware of the book about telepathy that Helen Engel is preparing?
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Helena: Yes. We hope that the book will mention the capability of communicating with us, whom you call aliens.
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Hmmm, advertising a book now are they? Now WHAT a surprise! :sceptic:
 
:) lol. I doubt you'll see another mention of that book on here. Sunsplash, whats your cat say about all this?
 
Interesting you should ask that, Human_84!

Human_84 said:
Communication with Capt. Helena of the Capricorn. 01 July 2005
http://www.starshipcapricorn.org/messag ... 12005.html
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Helena: We are not alone, nor are you alone in the Universe.
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That's a relief. My cat and I have always suspected as much.
Helena: We shall have to contact and work with your local air- control authorities.
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Are you sure? Many tin-pushers may not be telepathically sensitive as you believe so you may have to resort to radio-wavelength discourse at some point. This can be quite harrowing for some...
Helena: There is much happiness on board today.
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Yes, the local cricket has been quite exciting, if a little predictable. the bangladeshi run-rate was indeed happiness inducing.
Helena: Yes. We hope that the book will mention the capability of communicating with us, whom you call aliens.
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As 'Elena well knows any book deal is contractually obligated to my cat. Who is in the process of calling in script writers for the movie deal.
Helena: This will be an historic week unless the Illuminati have some tricks they haven't tried yet.
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My cat agree with this. The less input from the Illuminati in this matter, the better.
Helena: Many of us are anxious, as you would understand, to finally be shown to you that we are peaceful
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I should bloody-well hope so!
Helena: We do have aboard several humans who have been reincarnated.
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What? More dead famous people? Who's their agent?

Just land you Alien types, my cat will take care of the rest...
 
Communication with Capt. Helena of the Capricorn. 06 July 2005
http://www.starshipcapricorn.org/messag ... 62005.html

Helena: Some of our telepathic friends are telling us that the funds will be released this week.... Much of our months of preparation are, of course, essentially completed.
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Helena: Our first landings should, if our information is correct, be occurring before the end of this month.
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Lavar: Thank you dear Helena for clearing up the concept of your few landings by flyovers with other shuttles. Is it still about two weeks after the NESARA program is announced that we can expect your landings?
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Helena: Yes. That is about right. Therefore, we do expect to be among you with our first landings and our uncloaked flyovers before the end of this month.
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Lavar: Thank you dear Helena. Our blessings on you and your crew. We will be most pleased to welcome you.
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Human_84 said:
Communication with Capt. Helena of the Capricorn. 28 June 2005
http://www.starshipcapricorn.org/messag ... 82005.html

Helena: Our telepathic sources tell us that there will be the release of the humanitarian funds today.
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Communication with Capt. Helena of the Capricorn. 06 July 2005
http://www.starshipcapricorn.org/messag ... 62005.html

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Helena: Some of our telepathic friends are telling us that the funds will be released this week.... Much of our months of preparation are, of course, essentially completed.
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what an absolute shower of shit.
 
Communication with Capt. Helena of the Capricorn. 07 July 2005
http://www.starshipcapricorn.org/messag ... 72005.html


Helena: We are pleased to soon be landing and showing ourselves among you. Most of our shuttles will be involved in either landings or flyovers on that day. There will be thousands that will see us and there will be those who will make confirmations that we come in peace and that we are so assigned by the Galactic Federation for our services to Mother Earth.
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Helena: We will also welcome the coming of some of the ancient religious leaders. But that is another story. That is our message this morning.
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Lavar: Thank you dear Helena.
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So when exactly is this all going to take place? Are we any the wiser?
 
You know I always imagined alien contact would be more dramatic, you know big space ships, large silvery androids, Klaatu Nikto the whole nine yards. This seems kind of low rent like the aliens are the trailer park variety.

Perhaps we should hold out until at least the mothership turns up, how embarrassing if we lavish our resources on the slightly dodgy cousins, the advance party?
 
Helena: We will also welcome the coming of some of the ancient religious leaders. But that is another story. That is our message this morning.
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yes, they're all stories aren't they. fake ones.
 
jima said:
Helena: We will also welcome the coming of some of the ancient religious leaders. But that is another story. That is our message this morning.
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yes, they're all stories aren't they. fake ones.
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^ assumption :)
 
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