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Men guilty over fake penis scam

The makers of a prosthetic penis to help men cheat on drugs tests have pleaded guilty to two charges of conspiracy in a US federal court.

The two men, George Wills and Robert Catalano, had been selling the device - known as the Whizzinator - over the internet for three years.

The device was sold with a heating element and fake urine to help people test negative for illegal substances.

They could face up to eight years in prison and a $500,000 (£334,000) fine.

The men ran an internet company known as Puck Technology, which between 2005 and 2008 sold the Whizzinator and a similar device, known as Number One.

"The Whizzinator is the ultimate solution for a drug testing device," says a statement on the website of the California-based company, which calls itself the "undisputed leader in synthetic urine."

"The prosthetic penis is very realistic and concealing is simple, while our quality production and materials assures you that the Whizzinator will let it flow again and again, anytime, anywhere you need it!"

Mr Wills and Mr Catalano appeared before a federal court in Pittsburgh, and are scheduled to be sentenced in February.
 
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Man With Champagne Glass Allegedly Goes On Battering Ram And Urination Rampage At Local Car Dealership
Tuesday December 9, 2008
CityNews.ca Staff

Cops in Halton Region are dealing with a strange case at an auto dealership that has a lot more questions than answers. Among them: why would anyone do this?

It started at the Roseland Volkswagen lot at 888 Guelph Line in Burlington around 11:30pm Monday, long after the business had closed for the day.

Authorities allege a man driving a 2007 Mazda pickup truck zoomed into the parking lot and used his vehicle as a battering ram to purposely try and destroy five cars that were parked there.

After that, he put the truck back into drive and headed straight for the front entrance, letting the car burst through it and coming to a rest inside, as shattered glass littered the ground all around him.

But it didn't end there, and incredibly got even more bizarre. Cops say the suspect then emeged from his wrecked car, headed over to other parked vehicles and began urinating on them.

After he was done, they say he returned to his truck, grabbed a bottle of champagne and a glass he'd brought with him and got up on the roof of his Mazda, where he allegedly committed an indecent act.


When people in the area noticed what was going on, they confronted him and cops say the man then began throwing things at the witnesses.

At this point in the rampage, cops arrived and arrested him without incident. It's not clear what the motive for his bizarre actions might be or why a guy in a Mazda would be so angry at a place that sells Volkswagens.

Halton Police tell CityNews.ca there's absolutely no evidence that the man had any ties to the dealership or that he had a grudge against anyone there. He hadn't been drinking, despite the presence of the champagne, he wasn't on drugs and there's no evidence of any mental health issues.

In fact, he never explained his alleged actions at all.

The good news is, despite the extensive property damage, no one was hurt.

Guillaume Mercier, a 36-year-old Hamilton man, is charged with mischief over $5,000 and committing an indecent act. He's since been released on bail.
 
'Acid' bottles hurt dozens in HK
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/2/hi/a ... 782263.stm

Forty-six people were injured when two bottles of what's thought to be acid fell onto a busy street in Hong Kong.

Police suspect the bottles were dropped deliberately from a high-rise building, an official told a local newpaper.

Victims cried out as the liquid damaged skin and burned holes in clothing, witnesses said. Those taken to hospital were released the same day.

Police searched the building, but no arrests were made following the incident late on Saturday.

"After an initial investigation, we've determined two bottles containing a corrosive liquid were dropped from above," police spokeswoman Leona Leung told Reuters news agency.

She added that police had yet to determine the contents of the 750ml bottles and that samples had been sent for analysis.

Victims rushed away to get water to wash off the liquid, witnesses said.

A man who saw one of the bottles land told the South China Morning Post:

"It looked like an ordinary bottle of water, and the crowd began to disperse. Then I saw people with red faces and eyes in pain," he said.

The incident happened at about 1700 local (0900GMT) on Saturday in a crowded pedestrian zone in the Mong Kok area of Kowloon.
 
Imho this guy should be in an institution for the criminally insane. Being in prison won't help either him or society.

Ice-pick attack stalker is jailed
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/2/hi/u ... 790659.stm


A stalker who attacked a woman with an ice pick because he thought she was a witch has been jailed.

Lincoln Crown Court heard Joseph Carty, 38, of Heapham Road, Gainsborough, was already subject to a restraining order over his harassment of Joanne Bailey.

But in June this year he attacked and injured Mrs Bailey, 33, and her husband when he saw them walking in the town.

Carty admitted wounding with intent and causing grievous bodily harm with intent. He was jailed indefinitely.

He also admitted breaching the restraining order.

Brain injury

The court heard Carty and Mrs Bailey were friends in the mid-90s but he began harassing her in 2005, believing she was a witch with a malign influence over his life.

He attacked Mrs Bailey and her husband Robert, 34, who were with their five-year-old daughter, outside the Marshall's Yard shopping area in Gainsborough on 12 June.

Mrs Bailey received a deep shoulder wound and her husband suffered a life-threatening brain injury.

Carty was restrained by two passers-by who were praised by the court.

Judge Michael Heath sentenced him to prison indefinitely - where he will serve at least five years before he is considered for parole.

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Santas 'were involved in fight'
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/engl ... 795008.stm

Two groups of men, one dressed in Father Christmas outfits, caused a serious disturbance when they became involved in a fight in a city centre.

Police said one man had been arrested in connection with the incident in Norwich early on Saturday evening.

Officers said one man needed treatment for a head injury and had been taken to Addenbrooke's Hospital in Cambridge and another suffered cuts to his face.

A spokesman said neither injury was thought to be life-threatening.

He added that one group of men were dressed as Father Christmas.

The other men were described as being of dark-skinned African or Asian appearance.
 
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/us_worl ... _a_lo.html

Pennsylvania attic thief didn't have a lot going on upstairs
The Associated Press

Monday, December 29th 2008, 1:05 AM

A Pennsylvania family didn't realize it had an unexpected Christmas guest until a man who had been hiding in their attic and ripping them off emerged wearing their clothes, police said.

Stanley Carter surrendered after police took a dog to search the home in Plains Township, a suburb of Wilkes-Barre, Pa.

"When he came down from the attic, he was wearing my daughter's pants and my sweatshirt and sneakers," homeowner Stacy Ferrance said.

The intruder, who had been staying with neighbors and got in via a shared attic, even had the nerve to list the stuff he stole, cops said.

A transvestite hider in the house?! That has to be a new one.
 
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/world/2008 ... 349570.htm

Surgeon busted for using human fat to fuel cars
(Agencies)
Updated: 2008-12-29 12:03
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LOS ANGELES -- A former Beverly Hills plastic surgeon is in trouble with the law because he fueled his car with human fat sucked from his patients.

Craig Alan Bittner apparently created "lipo-diesel" from his patient's fat and used it to fuel his Ford SUV and his girlfriend's Lincoln Navigator.

California public health officials say that it is illegal because state law forbids the use of human medical waste to power vehicles.

Bittner said he was trying to be environmentally friendly by using the "lipo-diesel."

"The vast majority of my patients request that I use their fat for fuel -- and I have more fat than I can use," Bittner wrote on lipodiesel.com, which is no longer online. "Not only do they get to lsoe their love handles or chubby belly but they get to take part in saving the earth."

His patients might not have been such willing participants, however.

An attorney for three of the patients suing Bittner says his assistant and girlfriend removed more fat than necessary -- presumably to use it for making the fuel -- and that the patients were disfigured because of it. Neither his girlfriend nor the assistant had medical licenses.

Dozens of other patients have complained about Bittner to the state medical board. The board is investigating Bittner, but has made no official comment.

Bittner's practice, Beverly Hills Liposculpture, closed in November. It's unclear when he started and stopped making his "lipo-diesel" or how he made it.

According to Bittner's Web site, he moved to South America after closing his practice to do volunteer work at a clinic. The attorney for the patients suing Bittner suspects he fled the country because of the investigations.
 
Ambulance men arrested for 'ignoring dying man'
Two ambulance medics have been arrested for allegedly failing to treat a dying man because "he was not worth saving".

By Richard Edwards, Crime Correspondent
Last Updated: 8:08AM GMT 31 Dec 2008

Ambulance controllers overheard a private conversation between the crew members in which they supposedly made disparaging remarks about the victim's untidy home, allegedly failed to attempt to resuscitate him, and then apparently decided to claim he was already dead when they arrived.

Barry Baker, 59, dialled 999 from his home in Patcham, near Brighton in the early hours of November 29 and said that he was suffering from severe chest pains.

Controllers sent a paramedic and ambulance technician immediately, and although Mr Baker collapsed while talking on the phone, the line to the control centre was left open as he lay on the floor.

Minutes later the control staff heard the crew enter the house. A police source said: "What they heard after their ambulance crew arrived frankly astonished them.

"Apparently their first reaction was to comment on the untidy and unkempt state of the house. Then they are heard to comment on seeing Mr Baker and allegedly saying that it was not worth bothering to try to carry out resuscitation to try to save him. They then are heard discussing what to tell ambulance control and allegedly decide to say that he was already dead when they arrived.

"Obviously the crew did not realise that the phone was still connected and, of course, the 999 call was all recorded on tape," said the source.

The unnamed ambulance staff were arrested after the tape was handed to the Sussex Police Major Crime Team.

They have been suspended from duty and a file has been passed to the Crown Prosecution Service to consider prosecuting the pair for wilfully neglecting to perform a duty in public office.

Police confirmed the two medics, both based at Brighton ambulance station, were detained on December 5, six days after Mr Baker's death. They were later freed on bail until next month, pending further inquiries.

A spokesman said: "The men, aged 35 years and 44 years and from the Brighton area, have been arrested and questioned following the death of a man in Brighton. They were detained on suspicion of wilfully neglecting to perform a duty in public office, contrary to Common Law."

A spokesman for the South East Coast Ambulance NHS Trust said that both men had been suspended from duty.

"We have suspended two male members of staff from duty as police conduct an investigation into the circumstances surrounding the sudden death of a man at his home. We are giving the police our full co-operation in this matter and are not in a position to comment further at this time due to the police investigation taking place."

Mr Baker, who walked with the aide of two sticks after undergoing hip replacement operations, was said to be a popular local figure in village.

He was described by neighbours as a smartly dressed civil servant who was picked up by taxi every morning at 8.30am to go to the job he had been working at since he was 16.

Ralph Virgo, 79 said: "He was always picked up at the same time every morning to go to his job in the benefits office and was always smartly dressed. He had had two hip operations over the years and walked with two sticks and he was quite overweight but he was a very friendly chap and always said hello."

Mr Virgo who has lived in the neighbouring house for 15 years said Mr Baker's parents had died before he moved in when he had inherited the house.

"I always used to offer to help him out getting the trees cut and such like but he always said no. He didn't like to let anyone in the house."

Another neighbour who asked not to be named said Mr Baker was a regular in the local pub where he liked to drink real ale and was a member of the Campaign for Real Ale.

The neighbour added: "He seemed to have a good social life and by all accounts he was quite outgoing. He was a decent chap and always friendly."

Mr Baker's dilapidated detached house lies in a well-to-do street not far from the centre of Brighton.

Paul Newman, landlord of the local Ladies Mile pub, said: "He used to come to the pub every Sunday morning at opening time. He arrived by bus and met friends here and together they played a few hands of cards. He did it every Sunday without fail and was a really nice chap," said Mr Newman.

His funeral has been delayed but a memorial service is due to take place next month.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... g-man.html
 
'Mummified' head found on pathway

A human head found in a bag in Edinburgh is that of an adult who may have died between five and 10 years ago, according to police.

The remains, which appeared to be mummified, were discovered by a woman walking along a footpath at Hawthornvale, Leith, at about 1030 GMT.

Police believe the bag may have been left within the past week or so.

Officers have been carrying out forensic examinations at the scene and the area was cordoned off.

A Lothian and Borders Police spokesman said: "Obviously we are at the very early stages of this investigation and at the moment we are trying to establish the identity of the deceased.

"At this stage cause of death is unknown and we will continue our enquiries in order to establish how the remains have came to be on the footpath."

Det Supt Alan Jones told BBC Scotland he wanted to hear from anyone who had seen the bag, which he said was blue and located about 250 yards from Lindsay Road.

He said: "Clearly it's been prominent enough for one individual to go and have a look at it, but we're interested to know if anyone else has seen it in the recent past."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edi ... 806326.stm

A strange enough story in itself, but even stranger for me, as the location is within a couple of hundred yards of where my cruise ship docked last October!
 
Pink Bras posted to village residents

Residents in a Cumbrian Village woke up on Christmas morning to an unuasual "present" from a Saucy Santa.

Persons unknown have posted Pink Bras through peoples letter boxes, leaving many of them not a little mystified as to the reason.

Link to the video on BBC news here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cumbria/7805366.stm

Mr P
 
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/7807920.stm

Godly reckoning for home intruder

An intruder received a taste of divine reckoning as he was chased from the Edinburgh flat he was breaking into by a man dressed as the Norse god Thor.

The housebreaker leapt from the first-floor window of the building to escape Torvald Alexander who was dressed-up for a New Year's fancy dress party.

Mr Alexander, 39, said the man may have been intimidated by the costume he made of the god of thunder out of tin foil.

The intruder did not manage to take anything from the flat in Inverleith.

Mr Alexander said the man landed on a pitched roof outside the window which broke his fall, before making his escape.

He left behind his shoes and a pitch fork he used to break into the building.

Mr Alexander, a builder, said he was inspired to dress as Thor by the Marvel comic series.

The Norse believed that Thor rode through the heavens during thunderstorms on his chariot, which was pulled by two goats.

Lightning flashed whenever he threw his hammer Mjollnir, which magically returned to him.

He was usually depicted as a big, powerful man with eyes of lightning and a red beard.
 
'Penis fire' suspect is charged

An Australian woman has appeared in court in Adelaide charged with murdering her husband by setting fire to his penis.

Rajini Narayan, 44, is alleged to have doused her husband, Satish, with a flammable liquid while he was sleeping.

When she set him alight, Mr Narayan jumped out of bed and knocked over the substance, causing the fire to spread.

Mrs Narayan told the court she had not intended to kill her husband but to punish him for his alleged infidelity.

Prosecutor Lucy Boord said Mrs Narayan had confessed to her neighbours, telling them she was a "jealous wife" and believed her husband was having an affair.

"I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else, I didn't mean this to happen," Ms Boord quoted Mrs Narayan as saying.

The fire, on 8 December 2008, caused damage to the couple's house estimated at 1m Australian dollars ($715,000, £490,000).

Mrs Narayan was initially charged with arson and endangering life - including the lives of her three children who were in the house at the time.

The charge was upgraded to murder after Mr Narayan died from his injuries last week.

She has been held in police custody pending the results of a psychological assessment.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-p ... 812875.stm
 
"I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else . . . "

The widow has since received some three hundred and forty marriage proposals from perverts all over the globe. :?
 
*continues scribbling feverishly*
 
Thieves make clean getaway after stealing hot tub
The owners of a spa company were left baffled after thieves stole a working £6,000 hot tub which was installed outside their showroom.

By Murray Wardrop
Last Updated: 7:54PM GMT 06 Jan 2009

Undeterred by the jacuzzi's third of a tonne weight, or that it was filled with water and connected to mains electricity, intruders set about taking it.

But first they had to scoop more than a tonne of water from the outdoor hot tub using a nearby water butt, before carrying it away.

The thieves lifted the six-seater bath through a hole they had cut in a six-foot high metal fence and over a ditch by building a makeshift bridge out of wooden planks.

It then had to be carried 80ft across a field before it was loaded onto the back of a waiting vehicle and driven away.

Police believe the top-of-the range tub may have been stolen to order.

Denise Mason, who runs Fenland Arctic Spas in a business park near Littleport in Cambridgeshire, said the thieves struck over the festive period while they were closed.

She said: "We only found it had gone when we came back to pick up some paperwork.

"It is bizarre that someone has just walked off with it. We thought it was a joke at first. We think the tub must have been carried 80ft through a field to a vehicle on the main road.

"They did drop it because we found bits of it in the ditch, although it wasn't fundamental damage that will stop it from working."

Her husband, Steve, added: "Police think it was stolen to order. It would have taken at least four people to shift it. It's a major thing to steal something of that size and they had specialist equipment to cut off the electricity."

Cambridgeshire police said the jacuzzi was stolen between Tuesday and Saturday last week.

A spokeswoman said: "It certainly is an unusual theft. Unknown persons entered the area by cutting open a metal fence panel and stole a hot tub, which was connected up to the mains outside the showroom.

"The hot tub was full of water and it appears that the water has been emptied using a water butt.

"The hot tub was carried away through the opened fence and over a ditch into a field next to the unit. Offenders used planks from the yard to create a bridge to get over the ditch."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... t-tub.html
 
Drunk teenager stole double-decker bus and drove it 60 miles to see girlfriend
A drunken teenager stole two buses and drove a Stagecoach double-decker 60 miles in an attempt to visit his heavily-pregnant girlfriend, a court heard.
By Paul Stokes
Last Updated: 12:15AM GMT 09 Jan 2009

He was intercepted on a motorway by police after calling into a service station for cigarettes which he asked to be put "on the Stagecoach account". :shock:

The 17-year-old had been heading along the M6 in Cumbria towards Scotland and was found to be almost twice over the drink-drive limit.

He had only been released from custody 12 hours earlier after stealing another bus from the Stagecoach depot in Barrow-in-Furness. :shock: :shock:

On the first occasion he had drunk five pints and 10 cans of lager and was arrested after driving the wrong way around a roundabout and crashing through a fence.

John Appleby, prosecuting, told Barrow Youth court that within 48 hours police received a call from a member of staff at a Little Chef in Penrith concerned about a bus being driven by someone "very young".

A police patrol followed the teenager, who cannot be named as a juvenile, for several miles as he drove the 14-ton vehicle on the motorway.

Maureen Fawcett, defending, told the court: "He is a very, very young 17-year-old and a foolish one, he said he took the first bus to commit suicide."

The youth, who cannot be named for legal reasons, admitted two counts of aggravated vehicle taking, attempted deception, failing to stop, dangerous driving, drink driving and driving without a licence or insurance.

He was sent to a detention centre for 12 months and banned him from driving for two years.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... riend.html
 
Shepherd allowed sheep to intimidate neighbours
A shepherd who allowed his wayward sheep to intimidate his neighbours has admitted breaching an Asbo which banned the flock from the village.

Last Updated: 1:20AM GMT 13 Jan 2009

Jeremy Awdry, 59, was deprived of his ancient right to graze sheep in Bream, in the Forest of Dean, Gloucestershire, after they were reported straying into gardens and damaging fences.

The 500-strong flock were in fact part of the "intimidation of people living in the area", prosecutor Brendon Moorhouse told Gloucester Crown Court on Monday.

Awdry, who lives just outside the zone covering most of Lydney, pleaded guilty to five counts of breaching the five-year Asbo, between January and July last year.

Awdry is a 'sheep badger' - someone who has the right by birth to graze sheep anywhere in the Forest.

For 500 years Forest of Dean-born commoners have been able to let their livestock graze freely, but in recent times the district and parish councils have received complaints relating to sheep mess, property damaged and the animals becoming a highway hazard.

Before he pleaded guilty today Awdry was due to stand trial on 21 counts of breaching the order, made after more than 40 complaints were submitted to Gloucestershire police.

The order prohibited Awdry from threatening, or engaging in any conduct likely to cause harassment, alarm or distress to residents of Bream and Forest of Dean District Council staff.

It also banned him from intimidating or communicating with certain named individuals and prevented him from allowing sheep under his ownership or control to enter a 'designated settlement area'.

Giles Nelson, defending, said Awdry had lived in the village for 36 years and had in fact worked as a milkman for most of that time.

Mr Nelson said: "He pursued a line that brought him at loggerheads with the authorities. His wife is not in good health. He had a son who has also now become involved in the shepherding. There is a raft of character references."

Mr Nelson said the case might make "entertaining reading" but was in fact serious.

Judge William Hart said that the case did "cross the custody threshold" but because of Awdry's good character the prison sentence could be suspended.

He adjourned the case for pre-sentence reports and bailed Awdry to return on the week of January 26 to learn his fate.

After the case Mr Awdry said: "I just wanted to get it over with. If I had continued it may have affected my family."

...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... bours.html
 
Drunk man fined for riding horse

A horse-rider caught trotting through the streets of Newcastle has been spared jail after pleading guilty to being drunk in charge of an animal.

Godfrey Blacklin was fined £150 by city magistrates after he admitted drinking cans of lager before riding bareback through Wallsend.

The 31-year-old, of Byker, was charged under the 1872 Licensing Act, and could have faced a month in prison.

A police spokesman said Blacklin had been riding in the middle of the road.

David Thompson, prosecuting, said: "It is not a charge that you see every day. 8)

"The police had concerns about him and, in the process of speaking to him, became aware of his intoxication.

"The concerns were that he was in control of a large animal where there were other road users.

"There are no definite parameters for this offence, but it is clear that he was drunk."

The 1872 Licensing Act states that a person can be fined or face a prison sentence of up to a month if caught drunk in charge of a carriage horse, cattle or steam engine.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/tyne/7861406.stm
 
Un crime de nos jours...

Lee Hurst smashed audience member's mobile 'to protect his jokes'
Valentine Low

The comedian Lee Hurst is not alone in regarding the mobile phone as one of the great curses of the modern age. While most complain about the intrusive ringtones or incessant chatter, however, Hurst has a novel complaint — that it is being used increasingly for stealing comedians' jokes.

He demonstated his unconventional method of dealing with the problem in September at a pub in Guildford, Surrey — seizing a phone from a member of his audience whom he believed to be committing comedy piracy, throwing it to the floor and smashing it.

Defending the rights of comedians, Hurst called it. Criminal damage, Guildford magistrates called it, and fined him £60. Hurst, 46, who pleaded guilty, was also ordered to pay £80 compensation with a £15 surcharge and £87 costs.

The confrontation occurred at the Stoke pub, where Hurst, a former panellist on the BBC television sports quiz They Think It's All Over, was doing a stand-up show. Liz Highams, for the prosecution, told the court that he believed a member of the audience, who was sending a text message, was filming him. “He walked off the stage and grabbed the mobile phone. He then returned to the stage, throwing it on the floor and damaging it beyond repair,” she said.

Hurst, who conducted his own defence, originally pleaded not guilty on the ground that he was not there — a novel if somewhat shaky defence, one might have thought, given that there were about 300 witnesses. :shock: It turned out that he was right: the prosecution had got the date wrong — September 4 instead of September 3 — and, once it was amended, the comedian duly changed his plea to guilty. 8)

He told the court that he believed a member of the audience standing at the back was filming his act. “This happens from time to time and there is nothing that you can do about it. Even if it's just for their own personal use, they could lend it to a friend or have it stolen and it could end up on YouTube. I'm talking on behalf of comedians in general.

There are also writers who go to gigs and take material and it is sold to the BBC and ITV. You perform on stage and then you are accused of stealing your own material from a comic on national television.” :shock:

Jon Curtis, the chairman of the bench, said: “While we have some sympathy with the situation you find yourself in it is clearly no excuse for causing criminal damage.”

Outside the court, Mr Hurst said: “People should stop filming people at live gigs. When you go to watch a film you get adverts from the Federation Against Copyright Theft, but comedians aren't protected so they are taking the law into their own hands. I don't regret what I did. I have to defend myself. The public probably don't know that every time you send a joke text someone has written that, and they deserve credit.”

One promoter, James Punnett, of the Bearcat Comedy Club in Twickenham, southwest London, said filming acts on mobile phones was prevalent at comedy clubs. “One time Lee Mack was playing and his girlfriend rang up and said: ‘I've just heard a comedian on TV using two of your jokes'.”

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/u ... 748313.ece
 
Accused 'doused chips with urine'
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/engl ... 908366.stm

Mr Daifallah is accused of leaving a "trail of stench"
A shopper saw a man squirt a foul-smelling brown liquid over frozen chips in a Tesco store in Gloucestershire, Bristol Crown Court has been told.

Sahnoun Daifallah, 42, of Bibury Road, Gloucester, denies squirting a mixture of urine and faeces at four businesses last May.

Alison Harris told the court she was suspicious of the way the man was holding a laptop bag in the food aisle.

"I was taken aback... there was a strong smell of urine," she said.

"I became aware of him about three to six feet away from me in the chip aisle and thought he was suspicious because of the way he held his bag.

"I noticed a projectile spray from the bag on to the frozen food, like something from a sports bottle, it was instantaneous."

Books targeted

The court was told he then moved on to the wine section where a shop assistant also saw a fine vapour come out of the bag and on to the red wine and champagne, leaving a trail of brown fluid.

The store was closed for two days while it was cleaned, with the cost of repairing the damage running to £421,000.

Mr Daifallah is then said to have driven four miles to the Morrisons store in Abbeydale where an employee in the wine section noticed him acting strangely, before the smell and brown splatters were discovered

Two days earlier the Algerian-born chemist visited the Air Balloon Pub, in Birdlip, near Cheltenham moments before a stench and brown liquid was found sprayed around the pub, the court heard.

He is then alleged to have moved on to the Waterstones bookstore in Cirencester where the jury heard he spread the brown liquid over the toilet in the coffee shop.

It was not until the next morning staff noticed a large number of books had been sprayed, the court heard.

Mr Daifallah, who is defending himself, pleaded not guilty to four charges of contaminating goods and two charges of damaging property.

He also denies possession of material to contaminate goods and having an offensive weapon.

The case continues.
 
Skating pensioner fined by court

A roller-skating pensioner has been fined £300 after he was filmed skating along a street in Southport.

Geoff Dornan, 71, of Ormskirk, Lancashire, was caught on CCTV skating through Chapel Street in October 2008.

He said it was to keep fit but Sefton Council said his skating was a nuisance and a danger to the public.

He was found guilty at North Sefton Magistrates' Court of two counts of breaching a by-law but has since lodged an appeal.

He was also ordered to pay £1,800 costs, but the fines were suspended after Andrew Scott, defending, said an appeal notice had been handed to the prosecution.

The appeal case will be heard at a crown court at a later date.

In his defence, Mr Dornan, a retired youth worker, told the court he took up skating seven years ago as a way of keeping fit.

He said he enjoyed skating down the town's main street as he enjoyed moving to the music from buskers, but he insisted that he always gave right of way to pedestrians.

He also told the court he tried to give people as much space as possible and used his skates responsibly.

But the council said he was contravening a by-law which forbids skating on Chapel Street.

The by-law states that "no person shall skate, slide or ride on rollers, skateboards or other self-propelled vehicles in such a manner as to cause danger or annoyance".

Chairman of the bench, Fraser Wallace, said: "We find the manner of your skating put pedestrians at risk and exposed them to harm."

He said it was clear Chapel Street was not meant to be used as a "skate park" and said Dornan's behaviour "causes a danger" to the public.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/mers ... 908446.stm

With video - this could also possibly go in Growing Old!
 
Three village post boxes stolen

Three Royal Mail post boxes have been stolen from villages in west Somerset.

The boxes all contained mail and two were taken with their stands and concrete fixings - leaving a hole in the ground. The third was cut off.

The thefts in the villages of East Huntspill, Mark and Wedmore are thought to have happened on Saturday, 21 February.

Police believe the boxes were probably taken as items of memorabilia rather than for scrap metal.

"There is a market for them - through a reclamation yard or an internet auction site - you could expect to pay anything between £200 and £400," Insp Samuel Williams said. :shock:

"They are all clearly identifiable so if anyone is concerned about an item they have or are offered for sale we can easily see if it is one that has been taken from the area.

"One of the thefts involved some sort of cutting equipment, the others they've either been pulled from the concrete or the whole post has been taken leaving a hole in the ground."

A spokeswoman at Royal Mail said: "The post boxes that were stolen at the weekend had been emptied on Saturday morning but unfortunately we have no way of knowing how much mail was in them when they were taken.

"All the boxes were in rural areas so it is possible that only a very small amount of mail would have been affected.

"Any mail that is recovered will be forwarded to the intended addressee."

Police say anybody concerned about post in the boxes should contact them at their Burnham-on-Sea office.

The boxes which were stolen were located at Cornmoor Crescent in East Huntspill, The Causeway in Mark and Mudgley Crossroads, Mudgley, in Wedmore.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/somerset/7907462.stm
 
OMG the skating man of Ormskirk.
As far as I know he has never knocked into anyone but he does go very fast and there are lots of elderly in that have got nothing better to do but moan.
He also goes out skating around the time the pubs are closing and because of that he has a huge following amongst the students in the area. I think he has his own Facebook page.
I say good on him for still being so active and full of life.
btw he is not the strangest person living in the area by far. I was going to put some of them on the strange folk thread but would still be writing next christmas!
 
Mystery over gift-wrapped postbox

A postbox in Edinburgh has been completely covered in wrapping paper, topped off with a giant red ribbon.

A Royal Mail spokeswoman said the box on McDonald Road, near to the city's Brunswick Street sorting office, may have been wrapped up as a prank.

She suggested it could have been a "romantic gesture".

The wrapping has now been removed from the letter box and it is understood that none of the mail inside had been damaged.

Photo at link:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edi ... 948055.stm

The bow is a nice touch. If it's supposed to be a present, who is it a present for?
 
Strange, yes. Crime..???

What would the Police charge the perpetrator with? :?

Interfering with the mail may be a crime, but interfering with a mailbox...?! 8)
 
I didn't know where else to put it! And the wrapping would get in the way of anyone trying to post a letter, so that's interfering with the mail, I think.
 
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Report: Troubled students forced to fight in cage

DALLAS – Workers at a high school staged cage fights among troubled students, making them settle their differences with bare-knuckled brawls in a steel utility cage inside a boys locker room, school district documents show.

The principal and other employees at South Oak Cliff High "knew of the practice, allowed it to go on for a time, and failed to report it," according to a 2008 report from the Dallas school district's Office of Professional Responsibility. The documents were obtained by The Dallas Morning News for a story in its Thursday editions.

The report describes two instances of cage fighting between 2003 and 2005.

Dallas schools Superintendent Michael Hinojosa confirmed that there were "some things that happened inside of a cage" and called the fights "unacceptable."

No criminal charged have been filed in the case.

Former Principal Donald Moten denied the allegations, saying he had nothing to comment on because the fights never happened.

"That's barbaric. You can't do that at a high school. You can't do that anywhere," said Moten, who resigned in 2008. "Ain't nothing to comment on. It never did happen. I never put a stop to anything because it never happened."

But a middle school counselor who was fired from the high school and has filed a whistleblower lawsuit said Moten and members of the school's security staff encouraged the fights.

"It was gladiator-style entertainment for the staff," said former South Oak Cliff employee Frank Hammond. "They were taking these boys downstairs to fight. And it was sanctioned by the principal and security."


A district spokesman declined additional comment Thursday.

"This is a personnel matter and we're not authorized to talk about personnel," spokesman Jon Dahlander told The Associated Press.

The report said Hammond didn't see any of the fights. Hall monitor Gary King told investigators he witnessed the head of campus security and an assistant basketball coach place two students in the cage to fight.

District investigators described the cage as an equipment area in the boys locker room separated by metal lockers and wire mesh. In one incident, a security monitor tried to fight a student in the cage, but Moten broke up that fight. In another incident, Moten told security personnel to put two fighting students "in the cage and let `em duke it out," according to the report.

The district's report is dated March 17, 2008, and emerged from an investigation into grade-changing allegations that eventually cost South Oak Cliff its 2006 state basketball championship. Last month, the University Interscholastic League stripped the school of its 2005 title as well because the team used academically ineligible players.

In 2006, Moten accused Hammond of changing a student's grade, and the district placed Hammond on administrative leave. Although an appeals judge reinstated him, he was later fired.
 
The secret life of the 'guerilla gardener'
Guerilla gardening is illegal - but that's not stopping the middle classes from prettifying their neighbourhoods
By Louise Gray
Last Updated: 10:43AM BST 15 Apr 2009

"Thank-you for the sunflowers," shouts the old woman over the roar of the traffic. "They were lovely!" Evidently, she approves of the strangers in wellies and luminous vests who, every few weeks, turn up at the dead of night to plant bulbs along the fume-choked roadside in her neighbourhood. Although what these so-called "guerrilla gardeners" are doing is illegal, she has no intention of calling the police.

Guerrilla gardening may sound anarchic but it is the preserve of middle-class people frustrated by the downtrodden appearance of their local community. When I go out with a small band of them, armed only with trowel and pitchfork, I find well-spoken, university-educated, socially aware individuals – the kind of nice boys and girls you tend to see protesting against runways or signing petitions on climate change.

'When a passing police car slows to have a closer look, the law is far too busy – or sensible – to bother stopping. After all, what could be more community-spirited than quietly getting on with picking up litter and planting flowers?

Digging in some daffodils on a central reservation in East Dulwich, a well-to-do part of south-east London with a bohemian spirit, a charming accountant and a charity fund- raiser tell me they decided to start tidying their neighbourhood after hearing a programme about guerrilla gardening on Radio 4.

The act of illicit gardening has a long history in Britain; some date it as far back as the Diggers, a group of socialists who fought for the right to cultivate land in the 17th century. Today, it is more commonly perceived as a hippie movement that grew out of the so-called Summer of Love in 1967, and has been causing problems ever since; think back to the May Day riots in London in 2000 when the statue of Winston Churchill was given an impromptu turf mohican.

But guerrilla gardening does not have to be a political protest. It can be as genteel as planting cowslips on a neglected verge – which may be why it is being taken up by people who have never broken the law before.

Around the country, frustrated urban gardeners are digging up roundabouts; working mothers who can't get an allotment are spiking spears of asparagus into unused flower beds to grow their own; and office workers are throwing "seed bombs" out of their train window to brighten the daily commute.

etc...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/lifestyle/51 ... dener.html
 
What an amazing headline:

Scuba-diving 'Satanists' hack off arms of submerged Jesus statue
17th April 2009

"Scuba diving Satanists who hacked off the arms of a submerged statue of Jesus Christ are being hunted by Italian police.
The attack was carried out at a depth of 75ft below the surface of the sea on the statute which is known as the Christ of the Abyss.
It was sent to the bottom of the Mediterranean by Pope John Paul II in December 2000 at a ceremony for the Italian Diving Association and is a well known landmark for divers."

"A police spokesman on Giglio said: 'Because of the depth it is very unlikely that the statue was damaged by a propeller or net.
'It looks like a very deliberate attack and because it is 25 metres underwater someone was very well equipped to go down there and take off the arms.
'It's possible it could be an attack by Satanists who knew the statue was there and who also knew that it was a very revered symbol for the locals so it is a line of investigation.""
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldne ... l?ITO=1490
 
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