The world's most repugnant has been found - with the wall being used as toilet paper - after a travel journalist set out on a bizarre journey to uncover the globe's worst public toilet
The five foot ramshackle tent - with walls that double as loo roll - in northern Tajikistan is so bad those desperate enough to use it must stoop over sun-dried poo.
If that's not enough to put you off, Askey says that by far the "most repellent thing of all" was the fact that its fabric walls were used as SHARED toilet paper!
Upon entering the hole, he was left so disgusted to see that sections of the 'wall' had been torn off, used, and discarded on the cubicle floor.
According to Graham, the toilet in the Ayni region of Tajikistan - on the western edge of the Pamirs and not far from the Afghanistan border - is so vile that the locals refuse to use it unless "absolutely desperate".
Banana also helps (stop it at once) really.Water will make the burning sensation worse for a while.
The only instant cure is to plaster the nether regions in plain yoghurt. (Suppresses a snigger)
It'd probably be a bit messy though. It may even be good fun if you're married or have a partner.
Just for the record ... recently I cleaned some peppers and then without thinking visited the toilet. Don't do that lads! It really hurts and intensive rinsing of the afflicted part brings only slow relief.
'Hot sex' is what she wanted...A colleague of mine once revealed that he’d been preparing a home-made hot curry with some thermonuclear peppers (think “hoop like Smaug’s nostril” hot) when his wife came home from work, feeling frisky. They repaired upstairs for some Barry White time…
Ten minutes later, all that was stopping her from strangling him was that she had to remain seated in her bath of cold water.