Turkey Teddybears (Thread NSFVegans)

[gattino]

"Your kids will love it" Assuming your kids are Ed Gein and Hannibal Lecter obviously.

 

[Mythopoeika]

"Your kids will love it" Assuming your kids are Ed Gein and Hannibal Lecter obviously.

That is straight out of a nightmare, no doubt about that. Yeesh!

 

[gattino]

Poor Sooty was never found

 

[Ermintruder]

Well, yes and no. This is part-hoax / part interet meme.

These pictures have been doing the rounds for about 5 years, with a variety of accreditions. (see https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...ches-teddy-bear-clumps-meat-chicken-skin.html )

 

[gattino]

Do you have to take the magic out of Christmas?

 

[Ermintruder]

Yes. Someone's got to...

 

[Iris]

Most little kids love their teddies but wouldn't want to eat them.

 

[maximus otter]

"Your kids will love it" Assuming your kids are Ed Gein and Hannibal Lecter obviously.

I posted the cuddly little fellow in the “Seriously Bad Taste Merchandise” thread in February.

maximus otter

 

[Krepostnoi]

Most little kids love their teddies but wouldn't want to eat them.

I've often wondered about the thought processes (while trying not to think about the production processes) that came up with this monstrosity:

 

[James_H]

I see your turkey teddy bear and raise you this

 

[Swifty]

Slice of chestburster Turkey anyone ?

 

[Vardoger]

Slice of chestburster Turkey anyone ?

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Elegant!

 

[Swifty]

Elegant!

They used crabs legs to make this face hugger .. horrifying .. who has rocket leaf with turkey?

 

[lordmongrove]

They used crabs legs to make this face hugger .. horrifying .. who has rocket leaf with turkey?

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This would kill me! I'm alleric to molluscs.