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OldTimeRadio said:
Otherwise, how did Donald manage to serve in the United States Navy at age seven?
Being a cartoon duck clearly bestows certain advantages.

Being able to wander around in a sailor suit, naked from the waist down, along with three juveniles dressed similarly and avoiding instant arrest is clearly one of them.



Wonder if this may explain Jonathon King's Disney fixation on Entertainment USA? I need to go and wash my brain out with soap now.
 
OldTimeRadio said:
Besides, Duckburg years and human years simply don't equate. Otherwise, how did Donald manage to serve in the United States Navy at age seven?

Is that seven in duck years or human years?
 
Besides, I've talked with Scrooge McDuck several times since 1967.

So there.
 
Of course. His real name is Duckiavelli.
 
Well I don't know about in the comics but in Ducktails Giro had made great strides in the science of time travel.

Could scrooge mcduck be around to this day traveling through time? Or possibly he is a more contempary Adam Eterno?

As to why 1967 was chose as a good year for scrooges death though this is likely in tribute to the fact the last Carl Banks writain story in the scrooge mcduck comic apeared in this year, Banks having retired in 1966.
 
This story appears to be true, although Disney® officially deny it:
http://news.independent.co.uk/world/americas/article3146414.ece

Disney ride founders under weight of obese passengers
The Independent Online. By Andrew Gumbel in Los Angeles. 10 November 2007

For 43 years, the happy smiley people at Disneyland have been telling us it's a small world after all. But now, finally, reality has set in.

In January, Southern California's signature theme park will be closing its most famous ride – the one where visitors pile into flat-bottomed boats and go on a shiny plastic water tour of Planet Earth to the strains of that supremely irritating song. The ride has to undergo some renovation.

The reason? Disneyland's visitors have been getting not smaller but bigger, wider and fatter, and the boats on the "It's a Small World" ride have developed an annoying habit of running aground under all the extra weight.

The company itself denies that obesity has anything to do with it: it says the renovation is necessary because a series of fibreglass patches on the bottom of the waterway have created obstacles that need to be cleared.

But visitors, former employees and self-appointed Disney watchers all attest to the frequent occasions on which the boats on "It's a Small World" back up because a vessel carrying more pounds per square inch than anyone could have reasonably envisaged back in 1964 has ground to a halt.

"The Cast Members [Disney employees] operating the ride try their very best to eyeball the girth and size of the riders coming down the line and purposely leave a row or two empty on many boats," an assiduous Disney watcher called Al Lutz reported on his website this week. "Even those discreet tactics don't always work with today's riders."

And so Disney will be digging a deeper fibreglass channel and replacing the old fleet of boats with new, more buoyant upgrades. The two biggest trouble spots, according to those in the know, come at the exhibition of Mounties, representing Canada, and along the S-curve representing Scandinavia. Because much of the ride is indoors and invisible to its operators, it can take up to 10 minutes to realise that a boat is stuck, at which point the backup resembles gridlock on one of the many crowded freeways leading to the theme park's front gates in Anaheim, about 45 minutes' drive south of Los Angeles.

Mr Lutz reports that overweight visitors are a problem at other rides too, among them the Pirates of the Caribbean, Pinocchio and Alice in Wonderland.

Disney is not completely without responsibility for the obesity trend in America. For a decade, it had a joint marketing agreement with McDonald's. At Disneyland and other theme parks, there is a plentiful supply of giant sodas, churros and ice cream.

Sometimes, fat customers escorted off the "Small World" ride get quite nasty with the Cast Members about the problems of the ride. The staff's reaction? To offer them a free food ticket by way of apology.
 
:lol: Excellent.

Especially this bit -

Sometimes, fat customers escorted off the "Small World" ride get quite nasty with the Cast Members about the problems of the ride. The staff's reaction? To offer them a free food ticket by way of apology.

Could you make it up? You could not.
 
escargot1 said:
:lol: Excellent.

Especially this bit -

Sometimes, fat customers escorted off the "Small World" ride get quite nasty with the Cast Members about the problems of the ride. The staff's reaction? To offer them a free food ticket by way of apology.

Could you make it up? You could not.

Free liposuction is maybe a better idea.
 
I was trapped within the bowels of that "entertainment" ride for 20 minutes once.

I can still hear that awful song and have nightmares of the horrible automata whirring and clacking away - just slightly out of time with the music - while their unblinking, smiling faces rotate and twist and mandibles quiver before my eyes! All the while their arms gesture in lilliputian ways, causing dread to creep over my heart over what they are summoning!

The horror! The horror!
 
nyarlathotepsub2 said:
I was trapped within the bowels of that "entertainment" ride for 20 minutes once.

I can still hear that awful song and have nightmares of the horrible automata whirring and clacking away - just slightly out of time with the music - while their unblinking, smiling faces rotate and twist and mandibles quiver before my eyes! All the while their arms gesture in lilliputian ways, causing dread to creep over my heart over what they are summoning!

The horror! The horror!
'Its a small world after all, Its a small world after all, its a small world after all, its a small, small, world'....ad infinitem.

Is it just me or does 'Disney' appear to induce some kind of mania in people? Including those on this thread? I feel my brain turning to soup as I type. :madeyes:
 
That's because the family-friendly, wholesome image of the Disney Corporation contrasts so sharply with the authoritarian policies of what employees call The Mouse. It's fascinating. :D

Both the necessity AND the potential for control - over the Disney image, Disney employees and the public - are greatest in the theme parks. This is explained in Shearing and Stenning's From the Panopticon to Disney World: the Development of Discipline.

This is a nice, readable paper which I always recommend, especially as one of the authors was a tutor of mine. 8)

The main idea is that Disney exerts an instrumental, non-carceral and very effective form of discipline: to put it very simply, people willingly accept constraints on their personal behaviour if they believe it necessary to get what they want. The 'shoe' incident is an example of this.

Have a read, print it off, look at it on the Tube. It's a free country. ;)
 
A former colleague of mine had worked for a season at Eurodisney just after it had opened, and he said it was totalitarian. Even though he was a bolier-suited techy, rarely in view of the public, he was forbidden facial hair, wasn't allowed not to smile, was forbidden to give any information to the public of any kind (directions, even the time of day - he had to direct them to an official information-giver), faced instant dismissal if he got drunk even off-site on his days off, and a host of other insanely prescriptive rules. Despite the relatively good money, allowances and perks he only stuck it for a few months.
 
I do believe that all employers would like to control their operatives like that. ;)
A lot do already, if you consider, for example, the imposition of random drug testing as a condition of employment. I'm sure that random alcohol testing would be brought in if employers could get away with it.
 
escargot1 said:
I'm sure that random alcohol testing would be brought in if employers could get away with it.

I'd be up for that, being handed a glass of booze at different times of the day and asked my opinion of it by my boss. Bloody nanny culture always getting in the way of my fun. That was what you meant wasn't it? :?
 
*sucks pencil, scans clipboard*

Mr Heckler? You're down for random testing.

Alcohol? No, you're down for laxatives. NEXT!
 
A trained criminology researcher writes:

Yup. Full of it.
 
Strongish rumours are doing the rounds at the moment, suggesting that a member of the Disney family is looking into a takeover of Derby County (the football club, that is, not the whole of Derbyshire, although with Disney, you never know - "Welcome to the Dovedaleland interactive experience!").

If ever a club didn't need the inevitable "Mickey Mouse Club" headlines right now, it's the Rams...
 
Judging by the expression on Jimminy Cricket's face on the ad at the top of the page, I'd suggest he knows more than he's letting on about Disney. He could be the "Deep Throat" if anyone wants to contact him.
 
I haven't read through the whole thread so apologies if this is posted somewhere else. I read an interesting fact last night, that lemmings dont actually throw themselves off cliffs. Apparently the myth originated from a Disney film called White Wildreness. The imported some Artics rodents to Alberta, Canada and stampeded them off a cliff. They did so in order to film a migration scene. What utter bastards.

If lemmings do indeed lob themsleves off cliffs, I would be delighted to be re-educated.
 
My apologies, I just read through the thread and found it. Scuttles off red faced...
 
Disney are seeding their films with gay propaganda:
http://variety.com/2017/film/global/russia-ban-beauty-and-the-beast-josh-gad-gay-lefou-1202002198/

Well, they are according to Russian MPs and a drive-in owner in Alabama, simply because there's one tiny reference to a male character admiring a man in their new Beauty and the Beast film. I remember there was a fuss about Paranorman a few years back because one male character at the end reveals he has a boyfriend, but that was the edgier Laika, not Disney. This is even milder.
 
Disney are seeding their films with gay propaganda:
http://variety.com/2017/film/global/russia-ban-beauty-and-the-beast-josh-gad-gay-lefou-1202002198/

Well, they are according to Russian MPs and a drive-in owner in Alabama, simply because there's one tiny reference to a male character admiring a man in their new Beauty and the Beast film. I remember there was a fuss about Paranorman a few years back because one male character at the end reveals he has a boyfriend, but that was the edgier Laika, not Disney. This is even milder.

A girl falls in love with the ravening man-beast who kidnaps her, and all they can worry about is a little gayness? Jeez. Priorities.:rolleyes:
 
A girl falls in love with the ravening man-beast who kidnaps her, and all they can worry about is a little gayness? Jeez. Priorities.:rolleyes:
Well, it's to be expected, Disney've not yet realised a woman doesn't need a prince/handsome woodcutter to make her life meaningful.
 
Well, it's to be expected, Disney've not yet realised a woman doesn't need a prince/handsome woodcutter to make her life meaningful.
Is that not the alterleitmotif of Brave / Frozen / Lilo & Stitch / Mulan ?
 
A girl falls in love with the ravening man-beast who kidnaps her, and all they can worry about is a little gayness? Jeez. Priorities.:rolleyes:

It sounds like the remake is basically "Stockholm Syndrome: How Romantic". I suppose it's excused because it's a fairy tale, but earlier Disney tapped into something truly strange about its fantasy stories that modern Disney is reluctant to get to grips with. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs is such a weird, elemental film.
 
Is that not the alterleitmotif of Brave / Frozen / Lilo & Stitch / Mulan ?

Moana too, not one ounce of romance in the whole thing, it's self-belief and self-reliance all the way.
 
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