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Weird Sex (Practices, Preferences & Accoutrements!)

Pig sick

Hi

Pig sick

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from the currant bun:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004462161,00.html

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By STEWART WHITTINGHAM

OUTRAGED viewers blasted TV channel Five yesterday for showing David Beckham scandal girl Rebecca Loos pleasuring a PIG.

The sickening act — in reality show The Farm — was branded “bestiality on the box”.

The brunette, 27, stimulated the boar for ten minutes as she collected a flask of semen to inseminate sows.

Loos later told fellow celebrities: “I gave it a w***.”

Five and TV watchdog Ofcom received a string of complaints over the graphic scenes.

Viewer Ian Millar, 32, said: “It turned my stomach.”

Clean-up campaigners demanded The Farm be taken off the air.


Horrified John Bayer, director of Mediawatch-UK, stormed: “This is sickening — it is nothing short of bestiality. It beggars belief that Five can think this is suitable for broadcast.

“The show should be taken off the air immediately.”

The RSPCA, which has complained to watchdog Ofcom about other antics on the show, accused producers of pandering to a “morbid and sordid fascination with farm animals”.

Loos — among celebrities acting as farmhands in the programme — donned rubber gloves after she was picked to stimulate the boar in a barn and collect its semen.


It took her ten minutes to fill a flask with nearly three quarters of a pint.
Afterwards she told fellow celebs how the boar was “thrusting really hard”. She added: “And then I grip.”

Loos, who hit the headlines over her alleged fling with England soccer skipper David Beckham in Spain, also moaned: “My arms are aching.”

Fellow farmhand Debbie McGee, 45, told her: “You must do it really well.”

Stan Collymore, 33, asked: “Was it good? Did you feel it?”


Around 1.6million viewers saw the scene on Tuesday during the programme’s hour-long 10pm slot.

Five spokesman Nick Dear yesterday insisted: “Rebecca was not chosen for some sort of titillation. The vet decided that she was the most competent person to do it.”

But Five and Ofcom were bombarded with complaints. Cabbie Ian Millar, 32, of Salford, Gtr Manchester, said: “It was horrible. I could barely watch.”


Hospital worker Matthew Hill, 34, of Cranbrook, Kent, said: “Who wants to see a pig doing this on TV? I just had to turn the telly off.”

Student Lydia Haines, 18, of Wythenshawe, Gtr Manchester said: “It was vile — one of the grossest things I’ve ever seen.”

Andrew Butler, of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, fumed: “This is just pure titillation and I’m sure Rebecca Loos was chosen for that reason.

“It’s outrageous. These celebrities should be nowhere near these animals. We want the programme taken off the air before any animals are harmed.”

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Mal F

(of course "proper" farmers do this as well but they're not celebs and not on TV.)
 
What made me really laugh, was The Sun newspaper was banging on about this being a bit much BUT they published screenshots from the programme (well they have on the web anyway, I don't ACTUALLY read The Sun).
 
Student Lydia Haines, 18, of Wythenshawe, Gtr Manchester said: “It was vile — one of the grossest things I’ve ever seen.”

Does she walk around Wythenshawe with her eyes shut?

From way back, I remember an undercover doc. which featured a turkey-furtler in Norfolk. He spent hours each day in a dark shed manually relieving the said birds.

When asked if it was the grossest job in Britain, he denied it, "I've still got my dignity, sir, that I have! You won't find me starring in none of them there soap opry shows!"

I made the last bit up. :p
 
Cabbie Ian Millar, 32, of Salford, Gtr Manchester, said: “It was horrible. I could barely watch.”

Yeah but you did.
 
When confronted with the allegation , the pig denied any relationship and that it couldn't have sent any "sexy" text messages as it cannot operate a mobile with it's trotters.


Expect a soft focus in depth special interview on Tonight with Trevor McDonald.
 
And yet.. 20 years ago, every Sunday night, millions tuned in every week to watch Christopher Timothy shove his arm up a cow's arse.

And that wasn't simulated either.

Continuing with the agricultural theme though.. from this week's Popbitch:
A Cornish man has been arrested for masturbating into manure. David Truscott liked to visit Woodbury House Farm, strip down to his shorts and beat off in a water trough. The farmer got suspicious after noticing the shape of an arse, two hand prints and a pile of discarded tissues in his manure, and tipped off the police. They caught Truscott in the farm's muckspreader wanking himself into a froth, wearing just shiny red shorts and rubber gloves. When they searched his home the police found 360 pairs of women's knickers, containers of liquid sludge and some hard mud.
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...erm... do you really need tissues when you're wanking into manure?
 
ginoide said:
...erm... do you really need tissues when you're wanking into manure?
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To wipe the manure off, of course.
 
Debbie does Big Rob

Hi

more fun on the Farm:

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Ananova:
09:27 Saturday 9th October 2004
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1132974.html?menu=news.quirkies

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More outrage on The Farm

Paul Daniels' wife Debbie McGee has caused fresh controversy on The Farm by washing a horse's penis.

It follows a deluge of complaints after Five's reality TV show featured
Rebecca Loos masturbate a pig.

Debbie, 45, was shown using a sponge to wash the foreskin of a gelding called Rob, reports The Sun.

Wearing a hard hat and gloves, she spent a minute rubbing its penis,
closing her eyes and gritting her teeth.

Debbie also injected a sow with the semen that Rebecca collected, while
Vanilla Ice scrubbed a second horse's private parts.

The RSPCA was horrified by the horse scene and called for a mass boycott of the show by viewers.

A spokesman said: "This is the latest outrage. For an unskilled person to carry out this technique is risky and could harm the animal. It must be done
properly.

"We are making an official complaint to Ofcom because there are so many
gratuitous scenes on The Farm.

"First we had one of the contestants sticking his arm up a cow's vagina. Then there was the incident with the pig and now this."
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Mal F
 
Monks' sex video sparks protests

Hi

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Ananova:
11:20 Sunday 10th October 2004
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1134143.html?menu=news.quirkies

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Monks' sex video sparks protests


Two monks have sparked protests in India when they were caught on video having sex with a young woman.

The incident has shocked followers of the Vadtal faction of the
influential Swaminarayan sect, reports the Hindustan Times.

Angry crowds gathered outside the sect's temples demanding to know why the pair had broken their vows of celibacy.

Police had to provide security after angry crowds gathered outside the
sect's main temple in Dabhoi in Vadodara district.

The temples of the group in Vadtal, Anand and Nadiad in central Gujarat
also witnessed angry crowds demanding explanations.

Temple board chief Nautam Swami said the two men in the film were being
blackmailed.

He was quoted as saying: "It was a sting operation, part of a conspiracy
carried out by the rival faction. It is a two-year-old incident and has been
raked up to defame the sect."

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Mal F
 
Hentai dictionary: Japanese perversions, fetishes and AV sla

Some naughty sort posted this on the front page:

WARNING: It does contain discussion of a whole range of extreme sexual practices (some of which were new to me although to b honest I think I'd have died happier not knowing some of those things existed - unagi!!!!!) and although there are no pornographic pictures on the page think twice before clicking any link:

http://www.harmful.org/homedespot/Adictionary.html
 
Re: Willy-washing

Leaferne said:
Er, not only are you supposed to wash a stallion's or gelding's sheath, there are even special products for it:

http://www.statelinetack.com/global/product_list.jsp?ASSORTMENT%3C%3East_id=2534374302024177&FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=2534374302033866&PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524441770487&bmUID=1097525025674

I would be a little concerned about someone who hadn't a clue what they were doing attempting it, though.
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Sheath Cleaner with Mint

Why mint, is anyone going to be sniffing around there?
 
Yes, that's what I wondered. :D I think mint would be a bit too...tingly. Perhaps the scent is for the benefit of any extremely short people who might be around your horse.
 
Hi

thanks for that Emps

on a philosphical point.

isn't this a little normative?

what exactly is "weird" about anal sex?

Mal F
 
Mal: Nothing much weird about it - it was more the approach:

Alas, it is not particularly more interesting to learn that Ms. Bentley has saved the detritus of her anal lovemaking (with a fellow known simply as A-Man) in "a beautiful, tall, round, hand-painted, Chinese lacquered box." Hundreds of used condoms and K-Y: "My treasure," coos the narrator. One woman’s treasure is another’s trash, honey.
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Now that is weird.
 
Soldiers arrested for sex at the Alamo

Hi

thanks for that Emps

and this sex isn't weird but the location is!


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Ananova:
09:23 Tuesday 12th October 2004

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1136249.html?menu=news.quirkies
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Soldiers arrested for sex at the Alamo

Two teenage US soldiers have been arrested for having sex in front of tourists at the Alamo.

The 19-year-old man and 18-year-old woman were naked from the waist down when tourists spotted them.

The couple are based with a medical batallion nearby to the historic Texas fort, reports WOAI news.

Several visitors reported seeing the soldiers and reported them to police who charged them with public lewdness.

"This is sacred ground," Alamo director David Stewart told WOAI. "It's kind of
like doing it in a church."

The Alamo, in the heart of downtown San Antonio, is the most popular tourist
attraction in Texas.

WOAI says it often attracts attention seekers because of its status as an
American icon.

Ozzy Osbourne was banned from San Antonio for 20 years for urinating on the Cenotaph in front of the fort.

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Mal f
 
Re: Soldiers arrested for sex at the Alamo

Everyone concerned will now remember the Alamo ;)

Mal Function said:
"This is sacred ground," Alamo director David Stewart told WOAI. "It's kind of
like doing it in a church."
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And people getting it on in church is so common its hardly newsworthy.
 
Re: Re: Soldiers arrested for sex at the Alamo

Originally posted by Emperor




And people getting it on in church is so common its hardly newsworthy.
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Cemeteries seem more popular though.
 
Is this for real or is she really just using it as an excuse for getting jiggy with strangers?

Sex and the walking sleeper

By Julie Robotham
October 14, 2004


By day, she was a respectable, middle-aged woman who lived with a steady partner. By night, she crept out of their house to seek random sex with strangers.

But the woman was unaware of her own double life, which was conducted while she was asleep, said the Sydney doctor who diagnosed and treated her.

"Incredulity is the first staging post for anyone involved in this - including medicos," said Peter Buchanan, a sleep physician at Royal Prince Alfred Hospital. "One has to maintain a healthy degree of scepticism."

In this case, though, it was immediately clear the woman's story was not an ingenious cover for clandestine sexual liaisons. The patient was baffled; her partner was distraught.

"He was aware of some sleepwalking and there was circumstantial evidence, including the unexplained presence of condoms around the house," Dr Buchanan said. "On one occasion he awoke to find her absent from the bedroom and searched until he found her - engaged in such activity."
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Her condition, known as sleep sex, is a recently identified form of parasomnia, or sleep disorder, Dr Buchanan will tell the Annual Scientific Meeting of the Australasian Sleep Association in Sydney this weekend.

He said sleep sex was increasingly being recognised as a real and personally devastating condition. He expects it will be included in the next revision of the International Classification of Sleep Disorders, giving it the final stamp of legitimacy.

The disorder is fraught with personal danger through risky sex practices, and legal danger if the sufferer commits sexual assault while sleepwalking.

Dr Buchanan said it was difficult to diagnosis, as staying overnight in a sleep laboratory would generally inhibit the behaviour. But in the woman's case, brain tests showed she was likely to rouse from deep sleep without passing first through lighter sleep patterns, a phenomenon linked to all types of parasomnia.

Almost half of sleep-sex cases were associated with psychological problems, and the woman was treated successfully with psychotherapy. But the fact that the condition manifested as aberrant sexual behaviour did not indicate sexual abuse or any sexual problem, Dr Buchanan said, and it was a sleep disorder, not a sexual disorder.

Sleepwalking is the most common parasomnia, affecting up to 3 per cent of children and fewer than 1 per cent of adults. But sleep sex, while rare, might be more common than is realised, because sufferers might be too embarrassed to seek help.
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http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2004/10/13/1097607301349.html?oneclick=true
 
Austen said:
It reads like the plot for a very crass 70s porn film!
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Yep possibly one that involves smoking Mary Jane or distant voodoo drums or something.

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Anyway another fetish - hiccups:

We are a group comprised of men and women, straight, gay and bisexuals, old and young who found each another because of one commonality.. the hiccups! We have all had this one basic thought.. "I am the only person in the world that is turned on by hiccups!" Yet through the anonymity of the internet, we have found our way to one another.

Some call this an attraction, some call it a fetish. Whatever it is, this is a place for us to share our thoughts, feelings, sightings, stories, sound and video files about hiccups! Take a few minutes and look through the site. We have real sightings, fantasy stories and links to download real people with hiccups!
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http://hiccup_lovers.tripod.com/

This link still works (after a long delay). If it fails, you can see the original homepage at the Wayback Machine:
https://web.archive.org/web/20040924103827/http://hiccup_lovers.tripod.com/
 
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How on earth would someone sexualize hiccups?! That's what I find so fascinating about this thread--amazing what human sexuality will respond to.
 
Boggle!

The chat up must have been a bit one sided!
BBC News Online: Sleepwalkers who have 'sex sleep'
Friday, 15 October, 2004

Imagine finding unexplained condoms around your house and then waking up one night to find your partner having sex with a stranger.

It might sound like an affair, but what if your 'cheating' partner was fast asleep during the act?

The phenomenon, called sleep sex, was described to doctors at a meeting in Australia.

Sleep physician Peter Buchanan, from Sydney's Royal Alfred Hospital, described this real life case.

Sleeping partner

Mr Buchanan told the Australasian Sleep Association how a patient of his, who was a respectable middle-aged woman with a steady partner, would leave the house while sleepwalking and have sex with strangers.

The woman was totally unaware of her double life until her partner became suspicious and found her engaged in the act.

"He was aware of some sleepwalking and there was circumstantial evidence, including the unexplained presence of condoms around the house," Mr Buchanan told the conference.

Mr Buchanan ran a series of tests on the woman and diagnosed her problem - sleep sex.

This is a condition completely distinct from sleepwalking and is a form of sleep disorder called REM behavioural disorder.

Normally, when a person enters the deepest phase of sleep, the REM (rapid eye movement) phase in which we dream, our bodies are immobilised.

In the case of sleep sex, this doesn't happen and the person can act out their dreams.

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:eek!!!!:
 
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