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Oklahoma Judge on Trial for Alleged Indecent Exposure on Bench

Oklahoma Wants Accused Judge Yanked
BRISTOW, Okla. — Serving on the jury in an indecent-exposure trial unfolding in this conservative Oklahoma town has been a giggle-inducing experience.

Over the past few days, the jurors have watched a defense attorney and a prosecutor pantomime masturbation. A doctor has lectured on the lengths the defendant was willing to go to enhance his sexual performance.

A white-handled sexual device sits before the jury box for hours at a time. Occasionally an attorney picks it up and squeezes the handle, demonstrating the "sh-sh" sound of air rushing through the contraption's plastic tubing. The jurors sometimes exchange awkward looks and break into nervous laughter when the testimony takes a lurid turn.

Former Judge Donald D. Thompson, a veteran of 23 years on the bench, is on trial on charges he used a penis pump on himself in the courtroom while sitting in judgment of others.

Thompson, 59, is charged with four counts of indecent exposure, each punishable by up to 10 years in prison. If convicted, he would also have to register as a sex offender, and his $7,489-a-month pension would be in jeopardy.

Thompson's former court reporter, Lisa Foster, wiped away tears as she described tracing an unfamiliar "sh-sh" in the courtroom to her boss. She testified that between 2001 and 2003 she saw Thompson expose himself at least 15 times. "I was really shocked and I was kind of scared because it was so bizarre," said Foster.

She testified that during a trial in 2002, she heard the pump during the emotional testimony of a murdered toddler's grandfather. The grandfather "was getting real teary-eyed, and the judge was up there pumping on that pump," she said. "It was sickening."

The allegations came to light after a police officer who was in Thompson's court heard pumping sounds and took photos of the device during a break in the proceedings. Thompson took the stand in his own defense, saying the device was a gag gift from a longtime friend with whom he had joked about erectile dysfunction. He said he kept the pump under the bench or in his office but did not use it.

"In 20-20 hindsight, I should have thrown it away," he said.

The R-rated testimony has produced occasional outbursts of laughter and surreal scenes. A man who once served as a juror in Thompson's court testified that he never saw the device, but figured out what it was based on movies he had seen.

The comment sent sidelong glances through the courtroom.

"It sounded like a penis pump to me," Daniel Greenwood testified. He said he had seen such devices in "Austin Powers" and "Dead Man on Campus."

Dr. S. Edward Dakil, a urologist called as an expert witness, repeatedly prompted laughter from the jury when discussion turned to the penis pump. Dakil defended use of the device after defense attorney Clark Brewster said it was an out-of-date treatment for erectile dysfunction.

"I still use those," Dakil testified.

Brewster paused.

"Not you, personally?" he asked.

"No," Dakil responded as jurors laughed. "I recommend those as a urologist."
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This reminds me a rape case I read about a few years back. The defence was basically that as the defendant was so well endowed, it would have been impossible for him to have committed the act.
His lawyer argued that he should be allowed to show a, um , realistic replica to the jury. This was not allowed- I think he got round it by using a rolled up sheet of paper of similar diameter and length.
Can't recall if the guy went free or not though.
 
A Real Anal Bandit

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Operation to remove light bulb from inmate's anus

MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass light bulb in his anus.

On Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object. "Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan.

"We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation."

Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.

"When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said. "I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners."

The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose.
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"Good morning malefactors,

The good news is that we don't believe you stuck it up Mohammed.

The bad news is you've got your bulb back."
:(
 
Re: A Real Anal Bandit

MrRING said:
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Operation to remove light bulb from inmate's anus

MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass light bulb in his anus.

On Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object. "Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan.

"We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation."

Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.

"When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said. "I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners."

The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose.
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:rofl:

Light bulbs are fragile so he's lucky it didn't break in there! :shock:
 
Would you really stick your manhood through a hole in the wall? What if a mini-guilotine had beens et up on the other side?

Prostitution ring operating at University Center

By: Nevin Batiwalla
Contributing Writer
Issue date: 7/6/06 Section: News


Fifteen dollars can get you a lot at The University Center. You can shoot pool with a friend for three hours at the Side Pocket game room, or you can drop your pants and receive oral sex from a stranger in the bathroom.

The black Sharpie written messages on the walls of the second and third floor men's bathrooms tell the story.

The messages offer oral and anal sex to "straight, curious or married guys, (ages) 18-37, anytime, white or Hispanic only."

Also within the stalls, the message, "1st floor bj," has been written in numerous places in similar handwriting. After a visit to the first floor, which is on the basement level, it is clear why.

There is a "glory hole" drilled in the wall between the two stalls in the first floor men's bathroom in The University Center. And it has been there for a while. "Glory holes" are fist-sized holes, through which people anonymously perform various sexual acts.

"I noticed it last September," said a student, who asked to remain anonymous. The junior English major said that while he was using a urinal in the first floor men's room, a man in the first stall slipped him a note, asking if he wanted oral sex. "I thought it was a joke, until I read the writings on the walls and saw the hole."

He decided to look into what was going on. He remembered the man wore New Balance shoes, and the next time he went in the bathroom he saw the same pair of shoes in the stall. He waited outside in the hall until the person left. During this time, he saw other men go into the bathroom, each staying about 30 minutes.

"I think those were his customers," he said.

Two hours passed and the student was tired of waiting for the man to exit, so he left The UC

A recent investigation by The Daily Helmsman picked up where the English major left off. A reporter accompanied by two other U of M students, observed a short, stocky balding man wearing glasses enter the restroom. An hour later, he walked through the parking garage to a visitors' lot on Zach Curlin.

During the man's stay in the restroom, several other men entered and exited in 20 to 30 minute intervals. The men's ages appeared to range from 20's to 50's. After the men left, condom wrappers were found on the floors of the stalls.

"It was creepy," said anthropology major Eric Gamble.

To verify that the men's presence in the restroom was not coincidental, the next day the reporter called one of the numbers on the wall to set up a meeting with a man.

A man answered his phone and said he would arrive shortly after 4 p.m. wearing a white T-shirt, khaki shorts and New Balance tennis shoes. He agreed to charge $15 for his services.

A reporter, photographer and two other students positioned themselves around The University Center to see if the man would show up. At 4:10, a man, considerably younger than the man seen the previous day and matching the description given on the phone, was spotted walking from Walker Avenue toward The UC He went down the stairs, walked through the camera-monitored hallway and entered the bathroom. Forty-five minutes later he exited the bathroom, walked to his Jeep Grand Cherokee parked on Walker and drove off campus.

The bathroom in question is adjacent to the Judicial Affairs office and near post office boxes and the Side Pocket game room, which is described on The University's Web site as "a safe social gathering place for U of M students, faculty and staff." However, children and teenagers also use The UC while attending various camps on campus during the summer.

"I think The University should fix the hole and inspect what's happening down there," said the English major.

According to Derek Myers, deputy director of The U of M's public safety, they have addressed the situation in the past, but nothing has stopped it.

"We have had this problem for at least the past 13 years," Myers said. "We send in a work order to physical plant to repair the hole, but the hole keeps coming back."

Myers said there have been numerous arrests for public indecency in the past, and the individuals involved are usually not affiliated with The University.

However, because it is hard to catch the violators in the act, the police usually attempt to scare off suspicious looking people, by asking for identification. Myers said no complaints of the hole or suspicious activities taking place have been filed during the past year. Myers said people who use The UC facilities often, should have notified the authorities, because the police depend on the campus community to report things that are not out in the open.

The "glory hole" has caused concern for at least one upset student.

"We pay a lot of money to go here," said the English major. "I don't want a prostitution ring on campus."
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There are some regular ones at the university library I work at, the glory holes keep being dug out because the floors that are prefered are the ones with less foot traffic. In our worst floor of the library, there was even an extensive orgy mural on most of the stalls. Our library was even listed on a website as a place to go to have "fun" in Atlanta.

As I used to have a job checking the bathrooms for problems of the mechanical kind, I found plenty of interesting items about the culture. I found a stack of about 20 napkins stuffed behind a misplaced roof tile inscribed with the message "tap foot for bj". (I started checking them when I discovered years earlier that people would put library books and wallets stolen from elsewhere in the library up there. I also found straight and gay porn, and an XXX video called "Tom Brock - Number One Jock"). When things were at their worst you could go to the two men's bathrooms that had the most activity and, if you went in, you would see a group of 3 to 5 people trying to see who was entering the bathroom.

We also used to regularly (like weekly) find mirrors that people used to look up women's skirts with. It was insane. I should have started a second-hand mirror business.

One other thought - while working at the campus movie theatre, we were right across from one of the bathrooms. There was a professor who used to visit the bathrooms regularly looking for action, and even though he was in his 60's he wore a bright red wig. Well, apparently somebody didn't like a proposition line that he used and he got beat up in the bathroom, and he left disshelved with a cut lip and his wig askew. Crazy stuff.
 
Mighty_Emperor said:
Would you really stick your manhood through a hole in the wall? What if a mini-guilotine had been set up on the other side?....
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Can;t they just hang around the area of the Uni like they do by John Moores Uni? They can't even see the strangers offering this service! :shock:


edited for brevity.. - stu
 
You quoted the whole of Emps' post, Max - no need, as it was only a couiple of posts above the reply you made.

You only need quote the bits to which you want to reply.
 
Compared with the above this is sweet and innocent.

My 15-year old son is playing the computer game "Oblivion". He plays a "thief" character and demonstrated to me how he could sneak into a ladies bedroom and steal het jewelry while she was sleeping.

I couldn't resist saying that it was good that sex wasn't part of the game, since situations like these could get nasty in real life.

And the he said:
Oh but someone has already made a "mod" (an "add-on") for Oblivion where all the women walk around with their breasts uncovered
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And indeed, it's all over the Internet:
http://www.joystiq.com/2006/04/06/the-ladies-of-oblivion-drop-their-tops/
http://arstechnica.com/journals/thumbs.ars/2006/5/4/3837
 
Yup. My golf-mad spouse plays a pooter golf game which has a female chracter, and he can choose the 'Juggy' version of her. :roll:
 
escargot1 said:
Yup. My golf-mad spouse plays a pooter golf game which has a female chracter, and he can choose the 'Juggy' version of her. :roll:
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Doesn't that radically effect the character's playing style?!! :lol:
 
Speaking of sexy videogames and NSFW....

Lovechess: Age of Egypt
Welcome to the world of LoveChess!

Whether you're new to the LoveChess series or a LoveChess veteran, you'll discover that LoveChess Age of Egypt is the most advanced version available.

This exiting sequel of one of the most successful adult games ever, "Lovechess The Greek Era", is now available online.
Here are the most significant improvements and new features:

Advanced and new 3D sex animations
Different sceneries
Play against a human opponent
(local/online/LAN)
New characters based on the Gods of Egypt
New and improved chess-engine

The game of Love
A review of Age of Egypt in AVN Magazine June:
“A surprisingly good chess game with a twist” “The graphics are astonishingly lifelike.. The 3D sex animations offer diverse and interesting variations on erotic themes. Oral sex, cowgirl… straight missionary and other permutations of coitus“
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I can illustrate this point with my famous balloon-knot avatar. ;)
 
stuneville said:
MaxMolyneux said:
escargot1 said:
They can't even see the strangers offering this service!
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That's the whole (sic) point. ;)
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I would like to know though incase it's the same sex. :shock:
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Again, that's the whole (sic) point ;).
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Yeah but it'scary! :shock:

What if they bite though? :shock:


I can illustrate this point with my famous balloon-knot avatar
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Post this avatar please. 8)
 
One of the Scary Movie series of films has a great scene with a 'glory hole', where the guy puts his ear to it and then there's like a take off of that scene in Dr Phibes Rises Again with the phone, except that it's not a spike that goes in one ear and comes out of the other :shock:
 
BlackRiverFalls said:
One of the Scary Movie series of films has a great scene with a 'glory hole', where the guy puts his ear to it and then there's like a take off of that scene in Dr Phibes Rises Again with the phone, except that it's not a spike that goes in one ear and comes out of the other :shock:
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Thats classic that scene. :lol:
 
Developments in the Jane Longhurst murder case: -

Appeal won over teacher killing

A man jailed for life for strangling a teacher to fulfil a sexual fantasy has won an appeal against his conviction.

Jurors in the trial of Graham Coutts, 36, should have been offered murder and manslaughter verdicts, Law Lords said.

Coutts, of Sussex, was ordered to serve 26 years for murdering Jane Longhurst. His lawyers said manslaughter was an option because of his "lack of intent".

On Wednesday, Ms Longhurst's mother, Liz, of Reading, said she was "aghast" at the Law Lords' ruling.

Miss Longhurst, 31, was found dead on Wiggonholt Common, near Pulborough, West Sussex, on 19 April 2003.

During his trial, Coutts, of Hove, who was obsessed with internet porn, admitted he had been present when the special needs teacher died, but denied murder, saying her death was an accident during consensual sex.

Miss Longhurst was strangled with a pair of tights.

Jurors heard her body was kept in a storage unit for weeks before it was found.

Five Law Lords have now sent Coutts's case back to the Court of Appeal to "invite that court to quash the conviction".

Appeal judges had last year dismissed an appeal by Coutts, ruling the murder conviction was safe, but they reduced his 30-year minimum term to 26 years.

And the Court of Appeal also said the case raised issues of "general public importance" fit for consideration by the House of Lords, which led to the Law Lords' decision on Wednesday.

Giving the ruling, Lord Bingham said the Court of Appeal may deal with "any application for a retrial which may be made" and he said Coutts would be "remaining in custody meanwhile".

After the hearing, Ms Longhurst's mother Liz, of Reading, Berkshire, said: "I'm terribly sorry, I really am so disappointed that this has happened."

She told the BBC: "It was in my mind that it could happen, but I'm really rather aghast."

After her daughter's death, Mrs Longhurst fought a long-running campaign for action to block access to violent internet porn sites.

Trial jurors had heard about Coutts's obsession with strangulation and how he looked at internet sites connected with the fetish.

Mrs Longhurst said the hoped-for legislation, which would apply to websites wherever they were based in the world, would mean her daughter's death had not been "entirely in vain".

Last November, she handed in a petition of more than 50,000 signatures to the House of Commons.

Story from BBC NEWS:

Published: 2006/07/19 11:12:46 GMT

© BBC MMVI
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Strangling her with tights suggests that he was attacking her with whatever was to hand, rather than participating in a consensual act.

Unless his fantasy was to strangle a woman with her own underwear, like any random sex murderer, in which case it's hardly a defence. :?
 
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