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Woman in indecent act with horse, say police

November 29, 2006

A NSW North Coast woman has been charged with bestiality and offensive conduct after allegedly being involved in an indecent act with a horse.

Police said they found the naked woman with the horse when they were called to a paddock in Wilson Street, Lismore, at 9am (AEDT) on Monday.

"Police will allege a 35-year-old Casino woman was engaged in an indecent act with a horse," a NSW police spokesman said.

"The woman was arrested and charged with bestiality and behaving in an offensive manner."

The woman was granted conditional bail and is due to face Lismore Local Court on December 18.
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She was doing bad things with a horse? on her own? for fun?

Or was it the satellite dish on the roof that attracted the attention of the law? :?
 
Sounds a bit like this report from the Northen Echo:-

Horse sex attack man is sentenced
By Andrew Douglas
A MAN has been sentenced after a string of sex attacks on a horse.

Mark Woollen was caught with his trousers down engaging in a sex act with a horse, called Molly, and had been spotted riding her around a field with no trousers on.

He was today given a six-month suspended jail term and ordered to sign the Sex Offenders Register for seven years.

Magistrates also heard how he had stolen items from horses and was found in possession of amphetamines and cannabis.

Mark Brennan, prosecuting, said that the horse owner arrived to see Woollen engaged in a sex act with Molly.

"Another time Woollen was seen to be riding Molly with no trousers on.

"On his arrest he said 'I've been a fool to myself'. He told police he had given in to the temptation of having sex with horses. He admitted riding without his trousers for sexual gratification."

"Clearly he has many problems which have culminated in these events."
Elizabeth Dunbar, mitigating

Woolen admitted intercourse with an animal and asked for seven similar offences to be taken into account.

He also pleaded guilty to two offences of possession of drugs and one of theft, with four other thefts of riding equipment to be taken into consideration.

Woollen was given the six month jail term, suspended for two years, by North Tyneside magistrates and given a supervision order for two years and told to do 100 hours community work.

After the case Molly's owner, Jean Day, said: "I'm really pleased he has been put on the sex offender's register but I was hoping he would go to jail to be honest.

"Molly's our horse and has been for 13 years, it terrible to think what she has gone through.

"Woollen disgusts me and he should be ashamed of himself."

Woollen, 33, of Goathland Avenue, Longbenton, North Tyneside, was caught exposing himself and indecently assaulting the horse called Molly at East Benton Stables, off Station Road, Wallsend, in March this year.

He also stole of riding equipment from various stables in North Tyneside.

Elizabeth Dunbar, mitigating, said: "He is extremely distraught for himself and his family who have had to endure harassment and upset from third parties who have read certain items in the press.

"Clearly he has many problems which have culminated in these events.

"He has recognised he has a problem and wants everything out in the open so he can get the help he needs. He needs help rather than punishment."

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*Totally NSFW*

Now under production - an X-Rated Epic of Biblical Proportions:

The Cumming Of Jizzus
THE CUMMING OF JIZZUS is the first porn film any of us involved (aside from the performing talent) had created, so choosing a theme that would stand out and be worth committing ourselves to was imperative. This concept arrived in the form of a script put together by Karina Jordi, creator of the seamy, flagrant zine CREEP. All of her dialogue was taking directly from the bible, outlined the various glorious miracles that Jizzus Crust could perform with his sexual parts and spooge, and immediately won my co-producer (Chelsea Chainsaw) and I over.
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looks like someone had watched fight club too many times:

Student Faces Charges In Semen-In-Dressing Case

(CBS) WHEATON, Ill. A high school student is facing criminal charges after school officials say he ejaculated into the cafeteria salad dressing.

Marco Castro, 17, was charged with one count each of attempted aggravated battery and disorderly conduct, both misdemeanors, Wheaton police said.

Castro is accused of spiking a container of cafeteria salad dressing at Wheaton North High School with his own semen last week.

He had not been arrested as of Friday, but a warrant has been issued and police said he will likely be processed on Monday.

A letter went home to parents on Thursday, in which principal Jill Bullo wrote that on Dec. 6, the student took the salad dressing container into the boys' restroom, ejaculated into it, and placed it back on the cafeteria condiment table.

The student, a senior, admitted his action after being questioned, and was "appropriately disciplined" by the school, Bullo wrote.

"It is unclear if anyone subsequently used the salad dressing prior to its normal cleaning by food service personnel," Bullo wrote.

Sodexho, the school's food service provider, requires that condiment containers be emptied and washed every other day.

But Bullo said company officials are unsure whether the container was washed Wednesday after lunch. Officials determined that the contents could have been ingested during the last lunch period on Wednesday and during all five lunch periods on Thursday.

The school contacted the DuPage County Health Department, and indicated that it was unlikely any pathogens could survive in the dressing, the student should be tested for sexually transmitted diseases.

He was tested on Wednesday, but the test results will not be back until next week, Bullo wrote.

Several students reported the incident to the dean's office this past Tuesday afternoon, Bullo wrote.

Police were called into the investigation by District 200 superintendent Gary Catalani. When CBS 2 West Suburban Bureau Chief Mike Puccinelli reported this story on Thursday, Catalani did not want to talk on camera and asked to have the story held until the letters were sent out.

But by then, students said, it was too late, and everyone knew about the incident already.

And everyone was universally repulsed.

"The whole school is disgusted," said senior Brian Corcoran.

"That's got to be the sickest thing I've ever heard in my life," said Nick Anderson, also a senior student.

"It's just pretty gross that someone would actually do that," said senior Edward Lee.

"It's been going on for a month. That's what we've all been hearing," said senior Katie Muir, but school officials say their investigation has shown that it happened just once, last Wednesday.

From now on the condiments in all 20 schools in the district will only be available in individual packets or in large containers, making them very difficult to tamper with.

The DuPage County Health Department, in consultation with the Illinois Department of Public Health, issued a statement Thursday about the incident.

"The risk of acquiring a sexually transmitted disease or other disease from the ingestion of food contaminated with semen is considered extremely low," the statement said. "We are not aware of any documented cases of hepatitis B, hepatitis C, HIV or other sexually transmitted diseases that have been spread through this means."

However, the person responsible is undergoing medical evaluation, the statement said. If he has an illness that may pose a risk to others, information will be provided to the parents of potentially exposed students.

(© MMVI, CBS Broadcasting Inc. All Rights Reserved.)
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http://wjz.com/watercooler/watercooler_ ... 80807.html
 
Sacked Pc appeals 'dogging' case

A police officer sacked for allegedly "dogging" while on duty is to appeal to the Home Office to be reinstated.
Darren Lumber, 35, was sacked from his post as a beat manager over claims he joined in with a man and woman as they had sex at Sand Point, North Somerset.

If the Home Office's police appeal tribunal decides that Avon and Somerset police's investigation was inadequate, Mr Lumber could return to work.

A police spokesman said the outcome was "justified and appropriate."

He added: "Chief Constable Colin Port had carried out a review of the case which concluded the hearing was conducted fairly."

Mr Lumber's alleged behaviour was branded "disgraceful" by a senior officer and he was dismissed on the grounds of misconduct while on duty after a disciplinary hearing.

The former officer was not available for comment on Monday but in a statement said: "I have strongly denied this allegation from the start and have the full support of my family and close friends."

A Home Office spokesman said it would not comment on individual cases

But he added any such case would go before the police appeals' tribunal appointed by the local authority in question.

Mr Lumber had worked as a beat manager in Kewstoke, near Weston-super-Mare. He was investigated after a fellow member of staff became concerned about his behaviour.

Dogging is the name given to the practice of having sex with strangers in public places.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bristol/6189983.stm
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Well, some people get turned on by uniforms...! 8)
 
Husband awarded £3.1m for raging sex drive

Lucky SOB.

Husband awarded £3.1m for raging sex drive


Sarah Tame, who has been advised to sleep apart from her husband to avoid encouraging him (Steve Maisey)


A man who was knocked on the head at work prompting his libido to spiral out of control has been awarded £3.1 million in damages in the High Court.

Stephen Tame, 29, of Wickford in Essex, fell from a gantry while working in a cycle warehouse in January 2002.

While he made a remarkable neurological recovery after two years of treatment he became sexually ‘disinhibited’, to the detriment of his marriage, the court heard.

His wife of eight months, Sarah, 30, has had to spend nights away from him "to get some respite", and he had begun using pornography, ringing sex lines and visiting a prostitute.

Mrs Tame was also shocked to find that he had been unfaithful to her, with a 57-year-old woman who attended the same church.

She is now receiving treatment for clinical depression and broke down while giving evidence.

"We love each other but the love is slowly going," she told the court. "We love each other but it’s not ‘in love’. I love Steve but it’s turning into friendship."

Mrs Tame said her husband's carers had advised her to sleep in a separate bed to avoid encouraging his high sex drive.

Asked by the defence whether she had separated from Mr Tame to increase the value of the compensation claim, she said: "That was never my intention in leaving. I was becoming mentally ill because of the whole issue of the accident."

When they were together, Mrs Tame told the court, she and her husband prayed and they were trying to take one day at a time and not make any rushed decisions.

"I know it will take time. We've got to learn to trust each other again. I always try to believe. I try not to give up.''

She added that she felt shut out by the presence of support workers and felt they were talking about her.

" I want to be his wife - not his carer. It has always been my wish.'

Bill Braithwaite, QC, Mr Tame's barrister, said: "Mr Tame has a presentation which can be described as 'fatuous euphoria' and has been significantly disinhibited sexually, and a significant question has arisen in relation to Mr and Mrs Tame's marriage. The sexual side of their life is pretty troubled and unfortunately reveals a visit to a prostitute recently.
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http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0, ... 22,00.html

I'll wait for more opinions on this one.
 
Mum sues over ruined nude pics

Monday, December 11, 2006

A German woman is suing a foster agency, after her teenage foster son ruined valuable naked photos of her - by comitting an act of self-love all over them.

Marietta Anton, 50, who now lives in Portugal's Algarve, was 25 when she was photographed naked by her boyfriend at the time, Sigmar Polke. After they split Polke went on to become a world famous artist, and the old pictures were valued at over £35,000.

But when Anton's 15-year-old foster son Mehmet found the old snaps, he thought he had unearthed a secret porn stack, and proceeded to do what teenage boys will do.

In news that seem likely to keep local psychiatrists busy for a while, he did not realise who the model was whilst enjoying himself with the pictures.

Despite work by art experts to restore the pictures, they were extensively damaged, and only made £8,000 at auction.

Anton is now suing the German child services organisation that placed Mehmet with her two years ago for the remaining value of the pictures. A court in Bonn will rule on the case on December 29.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.ht ... _page_id=2
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:rofl: Great read that!

So jiz causes that much damage the pics can't be restored!
 
I always thought Sigmar Polke's pictures were a load of wank.
Not really.
 
Can't help thinking that that should be posted in the WTF section....... :shock:
 
MaxMolyneux said:
Is that a type of Seal?
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That reminds me of a webpage that had detailed instructions on how to have sex while swimming with dolphins. It was pretty weird and I hadn't the faintest idea whether it was serious or a hoax.

Can't search for a link though, because I'm on a work laptop and I don't want to get weird NSFW stuff on it ... anyone else know that kind of material?
 
uair01 said:
MaxMolyneux said:
Is that a type of Seal?
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That reminds me of a webpage that had detailed instructions on how to have sex while swimming with dolphins. It was pretty weird and I hadn't the faintest idea whether it was serious or a hoax.

Can't search for a link though, because I'm on a work laptop and I don't want to get weird NSFW stuff on it ... anyone else know that kind of material?
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Sure. I've been convinced I've posted the dolphin sex link before:

www.forteantimes.com/forum/viewtopic.ph ... 468#597468

Arising from this news report:

www.forteantimes.com/forum/viewtopic.ph ... 389#596389

And then I never did post the link.

So here goes - NSFW or most normal human beings:

www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html

And possibly of interest to some:

www.tvsquad.com/2006/06/14/jessica-alba ... -sex-once/
 
I notice the dolphin sex link doesn't inform you about avoiding drowning, surely a hazard.
 
Yup. Where's the 'safe sex' message? :?
 
I can;t believe Emps can outperve me with all these links.

He is the master of Sex links.
 
MaxMolyneux said:
I can;t believe Emps can outperve me with all these links.

He is the master of Sex links.
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Better stick to photographing little known parts of Liverpool. It's what you're good at. ;)
 
Pietro_Mercurios said:
MaxMolyneux said:
I can;t believe Emps can outperve me with all these links.

He is the master of Sex links.
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Better stick to photographing little known parts of Liverpool. It's what you're good at. ;)
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I could post hardcore links but that would be against terms and conditions now wouldn't it. :p
 
Sorry for not posting on here very often. Only been married a few months. ;)
 
MaxMolyneux said:
I can;t believe Emps can outperve me with all these links.

He is the master of Sex links.
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I've tried to best him, but he's got the occult power of Rasputin's tacklebox on his side! :D :shock:

I'll have to settle for being the Robin or Alfred of the Sex Thread to his Caped Crusader....
 
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