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The best laid schemes o' mice an' men / Gang aft agley.
escargot1 said:Pet mice? :shock:
There was a comma tacked on in error: useescargot1 said:Incidentally, I tried to investigate further but can't get that link to open. And yup, I am a trained researcher.
Man caught with penis in pasta jar
A MAN caught near Nobbys Beach with his penis in a pasta sauce jar led police on a 20 kmh car chase, Newcastle Local Court heard yesterday.
Police drew their weapons when they suspected Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, was armed.
Instead, they found him partially clothed with his genitals in a jar, a police statement said.
Weatherley, of Promontory Way, North Arm Cove, attracted attention parked in a no-stopping zone before noon on October 26.
Police believed Weatherley was doing something with his hands in his lap and thought that he might have a weapon.
Weatherley saw the police and drove away, despite them flashing their lights.
The chase lasted five to 10 minutes, with a top speed of just 20 kmh, before Weatherley was stopped at Centenary Drive, Newcastle. He refused to leave the car.
Four officers used batons and capsicum spray to remove him.
They found a 750-millilitre jar around his penis and noted that Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling".
A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier. :shock:
Weatherley pleaded guilty to offensive behaviour, resisting police and disobeying a police direction.
Magistrate Elaine Truscott asked Weatherley, who represented himself, why he behaved the way he did.
He said he resisted police because he was trying to make himself "decent".
He was fined $600 for offensive behaviour and convicted of the other two offences without further action taken.
A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.
Not showing up in my browser... perhaps McAfee is keeping it away from me! :shock:gncxx said:Has the perennial popularity of this thread prompted the masturbation device advertisement now appearing at the top of this forum?
rynner2 said:Not showing up in my browser... perhaps McAfee is keeping it away from me! :shock:gncxx said:Has the perennial popularity of this thread prompted the masturbation device advertisement now appearing at the top of this forum?
Erm, do you have a URL for it...?
gncxx said:Trust me, it's not that special a sight, I just thought it was a bit inappropriate!
stuneville said:The top of my browser is offering me the chance to "Get the Body You Want". Which reminds me, round two of Amy Pond and River Song later on (got to get my raincoat back from Johnson's by lunchtime...)
Timble2 said:stuneville said:The top of my browser is offering me the chance to "Get the Body You Want". Which reminds me, round two of Amy Pond and River Song later on (got to get my raincoat back from Johnson's by lunchtime...)
Already fevered imaginations are tapping out Amy Pond/River Song fiction...unless as some speculate Amy Pond is River Song, which would be weird...
Has the perennial popularity of this thread prompted the masturbation device advertisement now appearing at the top of this forum?
BlackRiverFalls said:i had thought it rather odd/ Normally i have adblock on, bu i switched it off a couple of weeks back when it started blocking bits of forums i didn;t want blocking like the 'new post' button and most of the background/attributes on another site, for no apparent reason.
The squid thing i'd heard of before many years ago but never heard of an actual case, at least if we are talking about 'squidbashing' which i always figured meant finging one just the right size and taking the insides out and then, um, well you know what.
Really :wow:?Timble2 said:stuneville said:The top of my browser is offering me the chance to "Get the Body You Want". Which reminds me, round two of Amy Pond and River Song later on (got to get my raincoat back from Johnson's by lunchtime...)
Already fevered imaginations are tapping out Amy Pond/River Song fiction...unless as some speculate Amy Pond is River Song, which would be weird...
At the top of the page - sometimes. I've caught it a couple of times now, where the Jessops ad normally is.stuneville said:Sort of.. erm.. where? Just in case anyone's interested in having a look..
Anonymous said:www.world-sex-records.com
www.thesexdictionary.com
www.seductioninsider.com/articles/weird_sex_laws.html
Lets be careful out there ]
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hahaha i wonder too.stuneville said:Really :wow:?Timble2 said:stuneville said:The top of my browser is offering me the chance to "Get the Body You Want". Which reminds me, round two of Amy Pond and River Song later on (got to get my raincoat back from Johnson's by lunchtime...)
Already fevered imaginations are tapping out Amy Pond/River Song fiction...unless as some speculate Amy Pond is River Song, which would be weird...
Sort of.. erm.. where? Just in case anyone's interested in having a look..
donald1 said:hahaha i wonder too.stuneville said:Really :wow:?Timble2 said:stuneville said:The top of my browser is offering me the chance to "Get the Body You Want". Which reminds me, round two of Amy Pond and River Song later on (got to get my raincoat back from Johnson's by lunchtime...)
Already fevered imaginations are tapping out Amy Pond/River Song fiction...unless as some speculate Amy Pond is River Song, which would be weird...
Sort of.. erm.. where? Just in case anyone's interested in having a look..