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Weird Sex (Practices, Preferences & Accoutrements!)

MaxMolyneux said:
Watching the end part now, even more hilarious when he's shagging her! :lol:
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Those internal shots! Like throwing a carrot up Briggate, as we say in this part of the world. (Briggate being a very wide shopping precinct)
 
Mighty_Emperor said:
Mannequin Fetishist Could Get Life

Jan 1, 5:33 PM (ET)

FERNDALE, Mich. (AP) - A man who has a history of smashing windows to indulge his fetish for female mannequins could draw a long prison term for his latest arrest. Ronald A. Dotson, 39, of Detroit faces up to life in prison if convicted of a charge of attempted breaking and entering at a cleaning-supply company in the Detroit suburb of Ferndale.
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Information from: The Daily Tribune, http://www.dailytribune.com
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http://apnews.myway.com/article/20070101/D8MCOOIG0.html
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http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.ht ... _page_id=2

Mannequin fetish man jailed.

A man who acknowledged a sexual fetish for female-shaped mannequins was sentenced to more than a year in prison after repeatedly breaking into storefront windows.

Ronald Dotson, 39, from Detroit in the United States, was sentenced to 18 months on charges of breaking and entering and being a habitual criminal.
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Leaferne said:
It's always amazed me that the 70s are considered to be some Golden Age (though perhaps Brass would be more fitting) of porn, when you see how damn skeevy everyone looked back then. (I was a child in the 70s; that was my excuse)
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A 70's porn tash Is what the gods envy. 8)
 
MaxMolyneux said:
A 70's porn tash Is what the gods envy. 8)
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Is this a crossword clue?

Best I could come up with was "piston rash". Or, "parson shit".

Thin ass pro?
 
Ah! How about "Harpist Son"? What gods envy?

He's inscrutable, this one.

I do like "asp hornist". though. Very good! Could be Cleopatra's snake charmer. As could Mark Antony, if you look at it that way.


Where were we?
 
MrRING said:
Kung Fu Cockfighter
Kung Fu Cockfighter is a rare x-rated kung fu flick from 1976. Sure, that sounds like a great idea, but it's actually long and dull and contains surprisingly little kung fu cockfighting. So I've condensed this odd little artifact down to a 300 second package. Enjoy.
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A reduced -time clip of this is availible at the above site...
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Jesus H Christ!
 
From yesterday's Metro:

Thailand: A health spa has agreed to remodel a penis-shaped fence which has upset neighbours.

The hindu owner put up 18 concrete phalluses dedicated to the hindu god shiva, thinking they would bring his spa good luck. But the fence caused an outcry on the island of Phuket.

After talks, the owner agreed to reshape the symbols into less contraversial lotus flowers. "People can't stand them so they called for help", said Phuket culture office. The phallus, or lingam, is not regarded by hindus as offensive.
 
Leaferne said:
I think the link alone tells you all you need to know:
http://bluebomber.wordpress.com/2007/01 ... k-a-melon/
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I know someone (no, it wasn't me) who as a horny teenager once humped a scale model of the Millennium Falcon. The proceedure involved quite a lot of paper mache if I remember his drunken description correctly. (And I may not, but there was definitely some kind of wadding involved.)
 
graylien said:
Leaferne said:
I think the link alone tells you all you need to know:
http://bluebomber.wordpress.com/2007/01 ... k-a-melon/
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I know someone (no, it wasn't me) who as a horny teenager once humped a scale model of the Millennium Falcon. The proceedure involved quite a lot of paper mache if I remember his drunken description correctly. (And I may not, but there was definitely some kind of wadding involved.)
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I'm nearly speechless. Nearly.

I know it is understood that some men will stick it in anything but on the "Big Bumper List of Things You'd Hump" a hard plastic toy has to be way down the list (somewhere just above broken glass bottle and Maggie Thatcher).

There are bonuses:

1. You could do Star Trek impressions shouting "take me to warpspeed", "Captain she cannae take no more", etc.

2. You can tell your friends you lost your cherry to a model.
 
graylien said:
Leaferne said:
I think the link alone tells you all you need to know:
http://bluebomber.wordpress.com/2007/01 ... k-a-melon/
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I know someone (no, it wasn't me) who as a horny teenager once humped a scale model of the Millennium Falcon. The proceedure involved quite a lot of paper mache if I remember his drunken description correctly. (And I may not, but there was definitely some kind of wadding involved.)
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No wonder they had problems jumping to hyperspace.
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:rofl: :rofl:
 
MaxMolyneux said:
graylien said:
Leaferne said:
I think the link alone tells you all you need to know:
http://bluebomber.wordpress.com/2007/01 ... k-a-melon/
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I know someone (no, it wasn't me) who as a horny teenager once humped a scale model of the Millennium Falcon. The proceedure involved quite a lot of paper mache if I remember his drunken description correctly. (And I may not, but there was definitely some kind of wadding involved.)
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No wonder they had problems jumping to hyperspace.
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Courtesy of IMDB's movie quotes:

This little one's not worth the effort. Now come, let me get you something.

No blasters! No blasters
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Gold Leader: They're coming in! Three marks and 2-10!
Gold Leader: It's no good down here, I can't maneuver!
Gold Five: Stay on target.
Gold Leader: *We're too close!*
Gold Five: Stay on target!
Gold Leader: [shouts] Loosen up!
Gold Five: Gold Five to Red leader, I Lost Tiree, Lost Dutch. They came from... behind!
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MrRING said:
Courtesy of IMDB's movie quotes:



Gold Leader: They're coming in! Three marks and 2-10!
Gold Leader: It's no good down here, I can't maneuver!
Gold Five: Stay on target.
Gold Leader: *We're too close!*
Gold Five: Stay on target!
Gold Leader: [shouts] Loosen up!
Gold Five: Gold Five to Red leader, I Lost Tiree, Lost Dutch. They came from... behind!
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Those were X-wing fighters.
Now GET OUT of my comic book shop!
 
Why would someone a long time ago in a galaxy far far away be named Dutch?
 
You ought to be asking "Why would they be speaking English at all?", but that's well on the road to silliness.
 
stuneville said:
I was going to mention Wookey Hole, but decided not to.
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Thank god for that!

I've been there, and look at me now... :(
 
Yup. Your hole is all wookey.

A visit to the world's leading convention for toy-makers uncovers the latest developments in model trains. It's a brave and depraved new world that might even make the editors of Playboy blush.

Preiser, the company that produces the spruce figurines that populate the world of model trains, has now issued a series called "Open Air Concert." It includes a girl exposing her breasts. The Merten company has arranged six nude women in a scenario harmlessly titled "Nude Bathers on the Beach." But they're arranged as if they were posing for a Playboy photographer.

Another series Merten is presenting in Nuremberg is called "Nightlife." It includes a waitress wearing an apron and stockings without suspenders, but not much more. Two other scantily clad women are doing a pole dance. The Busch company is presenting a scenario that might be called "Police Raid at the Brothel." Policemen round up a dozen naked women in front of one of those perfect houses while the local preacher escapes through the back door.
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The pictures are funny. Especially the moving buttocks. :shock:
 
Well, you know the sort of people that are attracted to things like model trains.

It starts out as a subtle little touch slipped in to add a little spice and humor to a large layout. But these sorts never do things in a small way. Soon it becomes an overriding compulsion!
 
Yup, I sometimes feel that the model railway hobby serves mainly to sublimate fierce sexual urges. It's all about control and keeping things on track, like. :lol:

Now and then though, the passions will out. In a model village in Devon years ago, I saw a carefully laid-out nudist beach, with tiny beauties sunbathing and playing volleyball. Very H & E!
 
I think model railways must be nice to watch, but hell to dust.
 
Yes - imagine standing there with your feather duster, waiting to catch the 10.42 to Camelford as it comes out of the tunnel...
 
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