LordRsmacker
Abominable Snowman
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Re: Man Says Wife Was Accidentally Shot During Sex
He should try breathing deeply and thinking about football, I believe it helps in "hair trigger" episodes, stops you firing before you are ready.
Zilch5 said:
He should try breathing deeply and thinking about football, I believe it helps in "hair trigger" episodes, stops you firing before you are ready.
LordRsmacker
Abominable Snowman
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On a more serious note, but absolutely Grade A Bizzare, has anyone else watched that video of the man forcing a live snake to erm, "deep throat" him?
Now I'm a man of the world, I enjoy plenty of practices that some people would have me burned at the stake for (even though they are no big deal to me). As such, there's few things that I'll condemn, or question how people can enjoy it - each to their own, I say, never knock it till you have tried it, you might enjoy it. Just because I may find something distasteful, it's not my place to judge anyone.
But this isn't kink, this has simply scrambled my brain. Apart from the legalities of it, along with the fact it's causing the kind of animal suffering that makes me want to explode, just what the hell possesses someone to think about trying this?????
Who the hell looks at a snake swallowing a rodent or whatever, and then thinks, "Hmmm, I wonder how my pud would go down"?
So, he must have removed the teeth, but don't snakes have boney ridges down their gullet to keep the food going one way? Maybe further on in the video the sick bastard got a painful surprise when he decided to pull out, I only managed to watch the start, until I ascertained that it was a real live snake, and he really was doing what he was doing, then I had to stop.
I'm in shock. Thank you Internets, I thought I was totally de-sensitised. I was wrong.
Incidentally, I'm not putting any links to it, find it yourself if it's legal where you are (God only knows where this is acceptable).
<cough> Extreme Fuse. <cough>
Now I'm a man of the world, I enjoy plenty of practices that some people would have me burned at the stake for (even though they are no big deal to me). As such, there's few things that I'll condemn, or question how people can enjoy it - each to their own, I say, never knock it till you have tried it, you might enjoy it. Just because I may find something distasteful, it's not my place to judge anyone.
But this isn't kink, this has simply scrambled my brain. Apart from the legalities of it, along with the fact it's causing the kind of animal suffering that makes me want to explode, just what the hell possesses someone to think about trying this?????
Who the hell looks at a snake swallowing a rodent or whatever, and then thinks, "Hmmm, I wonder how my pud would go down"?
So, he must have removed the teeth, but don't snakes have boney ridges down their gullet to keep the food going one way? Maybe further on in the video the sick bastard got a painful surprise when he decided to pull out, I only managed to watch the start, until I ascertained that it was a real live snake, and he really was doing what he was doing, then I had to stop.
I'm in shock. Thank you Internets, I thought I was totally de-sensitised. I was wrong.
Incidentally, I'm not putting any links to it, find it yourself if it's legal where you are (God only knows where this is acceptable).
<cough> Extreme Fuse. <cough>
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Sneezing 'can be sign of arousal'
A simple sneeze may be a tell-tale sign of sexual arousal for a select few, research suggests.
Two British doctors investigated the phenomenon after reading of a middle-aged patient who had uncontrollable sneezing fits when he thought of sex.
They unearthed evidence, via internet chat rooms, of 17 others - of both sexes - with the same problem.
The Journal of the Royal Society of Medicine study suggests it may be down to a mix-up in brain circuitry.
The researchers, Dr Mahmood Bhutta and Dr Harold Maxwell, also uncovered three people who claimed to sneeze after orgasm.
Dr Bhutta, a specialist in ear, nose and throat medicine at Oxford's John Radcliffe Hospital, said the phenomenon could be more widespread than thought and might even be inherited.
He said: "It certainly seems odd, but I think this reflex demonstrates evolutionary relics in the wiring of a part of the nervous system called the autonomic nervous system.
"This is the part beyond our control, and which controls things like our heart rate and the amount of light let in by our pupils.
"Sometimes the signals in this system get crossed, and I think this may be why some people sneeze when they think about sex."
However, Dr Bhutta said there were only one or two references to the sex-and-sneezing link in published medical literature.
The most recent was a letter to the Journal of the American Medical Association in 1972 involving a 69-year-old man who complained of severe sneezing following orgasm. :shock:
However, Dr Bhutta said embarrassment or social inhibition may have prevented others from admitting the problem.
He added that internet chat rooms could be a potential new tool for investigating the incidence of unusual or embarrassing symptoms that patients may not feel appropriate to discuss with their doctor.
His papers also describes how genetics can explain why around one in four people sneeze as a response to sunlight.
Sneezing usually occurs in response to nasal irritation, triggering a reflex that expels air at speeds of around 150 kilometres an hour.
Mr Andrew McCombe, an ENT consultant at Frimley Park Hospital said there was a possible physiological explanation for a link between sexual arousal and sneezing.
He said during arousal the autonomic nervous system fires off signals to trigger changes in the genitals of both men and women.
However, the nose also contains erectile tissue, and this may also become engorged during arousal, triggering the need to sneeze.
There is a condition known as honeymoon rhinitis, in which men and women experience nasal stuffiness during sex. 8)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7792102.stm
I have a strange cold at the moment. I have no runny nose, but an itchy throat, and I sneeze a lot. So what does that say about me?
A simple sneeze may be a tell-tale sign of sexual arousal for a select few, research suggests.
Two British doctors investigated the phenomenon after reading of a middle-aged patient who had uncontrollable sneezing fits when he thought of sex.
They unearthed evidence, via internet chat rooms, of 17 others - of both sexes - with the same problem.
The Journal of the Royal Society of Medicine study suggests it may be down to a mix-up in brain circuitry.
The researchers, Dr Mahmood Bhutta and Dr Harold Maxwell, also uncovered three people who claimed to sneeze after orgasm.
Dr Bhutta, a specialist in ear, nose and throat medicine at Oxford's John Radcliffe Hospital, said the phenomenon could be more widespread than thought and might even be inherited.
He said: "It certainly seems odd, but I think this reflex demonstrates evolutionary relics in the wiring of a part of the nervous system called the autonomic nervous system.
"This is the part beyond our control, and which controls things like our heart rate and the amount of light let in by our pupils.
"Sometimes the signals in this system get crossed, and I think this may be why some people sneeze when they think about sex."
However, Dr Bhutta said there were only one or two references to the sex-and-sneezing link in published medical literature.
The most recent was a letter to the Journal of the American Medical Association in 1972 involving a 69-year-old man who complained of severe sneezing following orgasm. :shock:
However, Dr Bhutta said embarrassment or social inhibition may have prevented others from admitting the problem.
He added that internet chat rooms could be a potential new tool for investigating the incidence of unusual or embarrassing symptoms that patients may not feel appropriate to discuss with their doctor.
His papers also describes how genetics can explain why around one in four people sneeze as a response to sunlight.
Sneezing usually occurs in response to nasal irritation, triggering a reflex that expels air at speeds of around 150 kilometres an hour.
Mr Andrew McCombe, an ENT consultant at Frimley Park Hospital said there was a possible physiological explanation for a link between sexual arousal and sneezing.
He said during arousal the autonomic nervous system fires off signals to trigger changes in the genitals of both men and women.
However, the nose also contains erectile tissue, and this may also become engorged during arousal, triggering the need to sneeze.
There is a condition known as honeymoon rhinitis, in which men and women experience nasal stuffiness during sex. 8)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7792102.stm
I have a strange cold at the moment. I have no runny nose, but an itchy throat, and I sneeze a lot. So what does that say about me?
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Miracle of woman who fell pregnant - despite having TWO reproductive systems
By James Tozer
Last updated at 8:05 AM on 05th January 2009
When Lindsay Hasaj found out she was pregnant, she and her husband Tony were thrilled.
But five weeks later, the 27-yearold received a bigger surprise - doctors told her she had a dual reproductive system, with the baby growing in one of her two wombs.
Only one in a million women have her anatomy but now that her condition has been diagnosed, she should be able to have a perfectly normal pregnancy.
Yesterday Mrs Hasaj spoke about her extraordinary discovery.
'I can't wait to be a mum and I know Tony is going to make the best dad,' the financial sales worker said. 'Because of what has happened, I feel this baby is extra special.'
Her condition - which means that she also has two cervixes and two vaginas - halves the chance of fertilisation.
It was pure luck that she became pregnant only two months after she and her 30-year-old husband, began trying for a baby shortly after their marriage last July.
'The moment I broke the news to Tony was incredible, we were both so happy,' she said.
'We decided we didn't want to know whether it's a boy or a girl.'
She was unaware of a bigger surprise to come. Her rare condition, uterus didelphys, had not been detected because her body is normal externally.
In November she went to hospital with a pain in her abdomen that she feared was caused by an ectopic pregnancy - when a baby grows outside the womb.
She decided not to worry her husband, who was visiting relatives in Albania. 'I hoped I was just being a hypochondriac,' she said.
An ectopic pregnancy was ruled out, but more tests were ordered.
'I was in a cold sweat,' she recalled. 'I thought they were going to say I'd had a phantom pregnancy or something. Ten minutes later I was told very matter-of-factly that they could see two wombs and two cervixes.'
Although eight in 10,000 women in the UK have some form of uterus didelphys, only one in a million has exactly Mrs Hasaj's anatomy. She has one entrance to her vagina, which then divides into two internally.
'It finally made sense of why I'd always had inconclusive readings from smear tests,' she said. 'Each time it would have been as though they were investigating two different people. I felt so scared for the baby and wondered if I was a real woman.'
Doctors assured her that with the proper care her unborn child's health should not be affected.
'The baby was kicking and wriggling and it felt wonderful. It made me feel like I was any other mum experiencing the joys of pregnancy.'
The next step was to call her husband, a security firm manager, to break the news.
She said: 'Niggling in the back of my mind was the worry that he would think I was a freak.
'It was such a relief when I heard his comforting voice.'
Mr Hasaj - who three months before the wedding spent a week in a coma after a serious motorcycle accident - added: 'We can't wait until July when the baby will be with us - probably to cause more mischief!'
Dr Peter Bowen-Simpkins, a consultant obstetrician and gynaecologist at the London Women's Clinic, explained how lucky Mrs Hasaj, of Finchley, North London, had been.
He said: 'Having uterus didelphys halves the chance of falling pregnant. There is only a 50 per cent chance of the sperm fertilising via the vagina that is ovulating at that time.'
The condition does pose some problems because the two wombs are considerably weaker than a normal one.
Now three months pregnant, Mrs Hasaj is having her cervix checked every fortnight and may take hormones to strengthen it.
Doctors have also told her this will probably be her only baby and her dreams of a large family are unlikely to be fulfilled. 'I'm just happy that I've been given the chance to be a mum at least once,' she said.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/artic ... stems.html
For discussions about multiple simultaneous pregnancies in multiple wombs see:
Concurrent Pregnancies (Multiple Wombs; Superfetation)
https://forums.forteana.org/index.p...egnancies-multiple-wombs-superfetation.68316/
By James Tozer
Last updated at 8:05 AM on 05th January 2009
When Lindsay Hasaj found out she was pregnant, she and her husband Tony were thrilled.
But five weeks later, the 27-yearold received a bigger surprise - doctors told her she had a dual reproductive system, with the baby growing in one of her two wombs.
Only one in a million women have her anatomy but now that her condition has been diagnosed, she should be able to have a perfectly normal pregnancy.
Yesterday Mrs Hasaj spoke about her extraordinary discovery.
'I can't wait to be a mum and I know Tony is going to make the best dad,' the financial sales worker said. 'Because of what has happened, I feel this baby is extra special.'
Her condition - which means that she also has two cervixes and two vaginas - halves the chance of fertilisation.
It was pure luck that she became pregnant only two months after she and her 30-year-old husband, began trying for a baby shortly after their marriage last July.
'The moment I broke the news to Tony was incredible, we were both so happy,' she said.
'We decided we didn't want to know whether it's a boy or a girl.'
She was unaware of a bigger surprise to come. Her rare condition, uterus didelphys, had not been detected because her body is normal externally.
In November she went to hospital with a pain in her abdomen that she feared was caused by an ectopic pregnancy - when a baby grows outside the womb.
She decided not to worry her husband, who was visiting relatives in Albania. 'I hoped I was just being a hypochondriac,' she said.
An ectopic pregnancy was ruled out, but more tests were ordered.
'I was in a cold sweat,' she recalled. 'I thought they were going to say I'd had a phantom pregnancy or something. Ten minutes later I was told very matter-of-factly that they could see two wombs and two cervixes.'
Although eight in 10,000 women in the UK have some form of uterus didelphys, only one in a million has exactly Mrs Hasaj's anatomy. She has one entrance to her vagina, which then divides into two internally.
'It finally made sense of why I'd always had inconclusive readings from smear tests,' she said. 'Each time it would have been as though they were investigating two different people. I felt so scared for the baby and wondered if I was a real woman.'
Doctors assured her that with the proper care her unborn child's health should not be affected.
'The baby was kicking and wriggling and it felt wonderful. It made me feel like I was any other mum experiencing the joys of pregnancy.'
The next step was to call her husband, a security firm manager, to break the news.
She said: 'Niggling in the back of my mind was the worry that he would think I was a freak.
'It was such a relief when I heard his comforting voice.'
Mr Hasaj - who three months before the wedding spent a week in a coma after a serious motorcycle accident - added: 'We can't wait until July when the baby will be with us - probably to cause more mischief!'
Dr Peter Bowen-Simpkins, a consultant obstetrician and gynaecologist at the London Women's Clinic, explained how lucky Mrs Hasaj, of Finchley, North London, had been.
He said: 'Having uterus didelphys halves the chance of falling pregnant. There is only a 50 per cent chance of the sperm fertilising via the vagina that is ovulating at that time.'
The condition does pose some problems because the two wombs are considerably weaker than a normal one.
Now three months pregnant, Mrs Hasaj is having her cervix checked every fortnight and may take hormones to strengthen it.
Doctors have also told her this will probably be her only baby and her dreams of a large family are unlikely to be fulfilled. 'I'm just happy that I've been given the chance to be a mum at least once,' she said.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/artic ... stems.html
For discussions about multiple simultaneous pregnancies in multiple wombs see:
Concurrent Pregnancies (Multiple Wombs; Superfetation)
https://forums.forteana.org/index.p...egnancies-multiple-wombs-superfetation.68316/
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JamesWhitehead
Piffle Prospector
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Her ideal partner would be one of those extreme body modification dudes who think it is really cool to have bifurcated willies.
There are pictures online somewhere or other but you will have to hunt them down yourselves. Reminded me of those split lizards that grow two tails. Except that they didn't . . . :err:
There are pictures online somewhere or other but you will have to hunt them down yourselves. Reminded me of those split lizards that grow two tails. Except that they didn't . . . :err:
maximus otter
Recovering policeman
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Man smashes into Cairns adult shop for sex with dolls
A MAN has smashed his way into an adult shop and had sex with blow-up dolls before abandoning the sex toys in a nearby lane.
Business owners in Cairns believe the same culprit is responsible for break-ins and till thefts at the Sapphire Bar on Lake St and three break-ins at the Laneway Adult Shop off Spence St in recent days.
His method of entry is to smash through walls and squeeze through tight holes, The Cairns Post reports.
The owner of the adult shop, who wished to be named only as Vogue, said that in a first unreported break-in, the man had stolen five dolls and had sex with one of them.
“He has been taking the dolls out the back and blowing them up and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley,” he said.
“It is totally bizarre. It is a real concern that someone like that is out on the street.”
Vogue said a sex toy also went missing in the second break-in and that the offender had a liking for the doll model named "Jungle Jane", which had been taken on both occasions.
He said he was dumbfounded that the burglar also had the "weird" habit of cleaning up the mess he had made after entering the building.
The burglar again smashed through a wall in the roof area of the shop on either Monday night or early yesterday morning but was scared off by a newly installed alarm system.
Vogue and David Sharman, the owner of the Sapphire Bar on Lake St that has a rear entry in the same lane as the adult shop, both believe they have been targeted by the same thief.
Both men said fleeting video images showed the burglar as being a tall, skinny Caucasian. He has left DNA evidence at the crime scene.
Mr Sharman said in one break-in at his business: "The burglar smashed a hole near the top of the roof line. He then clambered 15m down a sheer wall.
"He (only) took the surveillance recorders - we found them in the bin."
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24882875-421,00.html?referrer=email
maximus otter
A MAN has smashed his way into an adult shop and had sex with blow-up dolls before abandoning the sex toys in a nearby lane.
Business owners in Cairns believe the same culprit is responsible for break-ins and till thefts at the Sapphire Bar on Lake St and three break-ins at the Laneway Adult Shop off Spence St in recent days.
His method of entry is to smash through walls and squeeze through tight holes, The Cairns Post reports.
The owner of the adult shop, who wished to be named only as Vogue, said that in a first unreported break-in, the man had stolen five dolls and had sex with one of them.
“He has been taking the dolls out the back and blowing them up and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley,” he said.
“It is totally bizarre. It is a real concern that someone like that is out on the street.”
Vogue said a sex toy also went missing in the second break-in and that the offender had a liking for the doll model named "Jungle Jane", which had been taken on both occasions.
He said he was dumbfounded that the burglar also had the "weird" habit of cleaning up the mess he had made after entering the building.
The burglar again smashed through a wall in the roof area of the shop on either Monday night or early yesterday morning but was scared off by a newly installed alarm system.
Vogue and David Sharman, the owner of the Sapphire Bar on Lake St that has a rear entry in the same lane as the adult shop, both believe they have been targeted by the same thief.
Both men said fleeting video images showed the burglar as being a tall, skinny Caucasian. He has left DNA evidence at the crime scene.
Mr Sharman said in one break-in at his business: "The burglar smashed a hole near the top of the roof line. He then clambered 15m down a sheer wall.
"He (only) took the surveillance recorders - we found them in the bin."
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24882875-421,00.html?referrer=email
maximus otter
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Broken penis episode in Grey's Anatomy sparks frantic internet search among men
A plotline about a man with a 'broken penis' in the US hospital drama Grey's Anatomy has sparked a flurry of queries on internet search engines by worried men.
Last Updated: 6:44PM GMT 23 Jan 2009
According to the search engine Google, two of the three most searched terms at present are "penile fracture" and "broken penis". :shock:
It follows an episode of Grey's Anatomy, Stairway to Heaven, screened in the US on Thursday, in which consultant Mark Sloan - otherwise known as McSteamy - suffered a fractured penis after indulging in sex in the on-call room with Lexie Grey.
According to the episode synopsis on broadcaster ABC's website, the resulting injury sparks intense speculation among colleagues as to who is responsible for his agonising injury.
Sloan, played by Eric Dane, who also stars in Marley & Me and X-Men, is generally considered to be one of the programme's principal heart throbs, who has had romantic trysts with a large number of the main female characters.
His injury is rare but can occur, although it mainly affects young men during sexual intercourse.
Netdoctor.co.uk reports that a fracture can occur when abnormal force is applied to the erect penis, and results in a cracking noise combined with intense pain. :eek!!!!:
It is caused by a "tear in the tunica albuginea, the thick fibrous coat surrounding the corpora cavernosum tissue that produces an erection".
Most cases (75 per cent) occur on one side, 25 per cent affect both sides and in 10 per cent the tear extends into the urethra.
It is treated with pain relief, ice packs and anti-inflammatory drugs.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... g-men.html
A plotline about a man with a 'broken penis' in the US hospital drama Grey's Anatomy has sparked a flurry of queries on internet search engines by worried men.
Last Updated: 6:44PM GMT 23 Jan 2009
According to the search engine Google, two of the three most searched terms at present are "penile fracture" and "broken penis". :shock:
It follows an episode of Grey's Anatomy, Stairway to Heaven, screened in the US on Thursday, in which consultant Mark Sloan - otherwise known as McSteamy - suffered a fractured penis after indulging in sex in the on-call room with Lexie Grey.
According to the episode synopsis on broadcaster ABC's website, the resulting injury sparks intense speculation among colleagues as to who is responsible for his agonising injury.
Sloan, played by Eric Dane, who also stars in Marley & Me and X-Men, is generally considered to be one of the programme's principal heart throbs, who has had romantic trysts with a large number of the main female characters.
His injury is rare but can occur, although it mainly affects young men during sexual intercourse.
Netdoctor.co.uk reports that a fracture can occur when abnormal force is applied to the erect penis, and results in a cracking noise combined with intense pain. :eek!!!!:
It is caused by a "tear in the tunica albuginea, the thick fibrous coat surrounding the corpora cavernosum tissue that produces an erection".
Most cases (75 per cent) occur on one side, 25 per cent affect both sides and in 10 per cent the tear extends into the urethra.
It is treated with pain relief, ice packs and anti-inflammatory drugs.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... g-men.html
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Well I guess that makes sense! :wince:
uair01
Antediluvian
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The amount of weirdness on Flickr never fails to surprise me ...
Now, what good is flashing in a K-mart store?
NSFW !
http://www.flickr.com/photos/23890517@N03/2440257967/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/23890517@N03/2441087764/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/23890517@N03/2367206055/
Note ... I don't search for pictures like these on purpose. My method is to enter two or more search words that don't make sense together. Usually the result contains some surprising stuff.
For example ... searching for "square egg york" yields this recipe that I will try one day soon:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/mylastsigh/497937628/
Now, what good is flashing in a K-mart store?
NSFW !
http://www.flickr.com/photos/23890517@N03/2440257967/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/23890517@N03/2441087764/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/23890517@N03/2367206055/
Note ... I don't search for pictures like these on purpose. My method is to enter two or more search words that don't make sense together. Usually the result contains some surprising stuff.
For example ... searching for "square egg york" yields this recipe that I will try one day soon:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/mylastsigh/497937628/
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Long article:
'I felt completely violated'
With hundreds of thousands of photographs taken up unsuspecting women's skirts being posted online, the practice of 'upskirting' is clearly on the rise.
Emine Saner reports
The Guardian, Wednesday 25 February 2009
One summer day in 2006, Lucy Parkinson, then 21 years old, was shopping in Ealing, west London, when she heard behind her an altercation between two men. "I was crossing the road, and got stuck with a pack of other people at a traffic island," she says. "I was wearing a long-sleeved blouse and a white knee-length skirt." One man ran off and the other told her he had "chased him away because he had seen him 'upskirting' me".
Upskirting is the term used to describe taking photographs, often on a mobile-phone camera, up an unsuspecting woman's skirt.
"I hadn't even noticed it happening," says Parkinson, "and that's the most unsettling part - in a city, you just don't notice physical proximity to strangers. It could have happened a dozen other times too, for all I know."
It is impossible to judge how many women have been victims of upskirting, though a quick internet search yields hundreds of sites with hundreds of thousands of images. And there may be millions more pictures on phones and laptops that have never been shared. They have been taken in the street, on escalators in shopping centres, on trains, at bus stops and in supermarkets, schools, offices and nightclubs.
Upskirt photography is also routinely used by paparazzi photographers. Usually taken as a woman steps out of a car, "crotch shots" are prized by newspapers such as the Daily Sport and countless gossip and porn websites. While it is often assumed that a handful of celebrities, such as Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, actively encourage upskirt shots, many famous women are deeply upset by the prospect. In a recent interview, the Harry Potter actor Emma Watson described how, on a night out to celebrate her 18th birthday, "I realised that overnight I'd become fair game." (The rules that govern photographs of people under 18 are stricter than those for adults.) "One photographer lay down on the floor to get a shot up my skirt ... The night it was legal for them to do it, they did it. I woke up the next day and felt completely violated by it all."
There are endless web forums where "amateur" upskirters can exchange tips on how to get the "best" pictures. One was posted by a man who had made a "cam-bag" - a holdall with a specially made pocket with a hole in it for a digital video camera lens. Another writes: "Never forget to shoot their faces before or after to know which girls the ass belongs to ... After the first 50 asses, they look very similar and you lose most of the fun. After upskirting them, either step back and wait for them to turn or step by them and shoot direckly [sic] sidewise." Another poster, who says he operates "mostly at theme parks and tourist hotspots, or really anywhere that draws a large crowd of spectators and cameras", walks around until he finds "an attractive young lady, preferably a teen for my tastes, and then I evaluate the situation." He will often sit down next to a young woman and surreptitiously film her while pretending to fumble for new camera batteries in his bag.
[...]
While the image of the "Peeping Tom" may seem quintessentially British, upskirting is not confined to the UK. In the US, where many of the images posted on the internet were taken, a recent incident led to a change in one state's law. In Oklahoma in 2007, charges against a 34-year-old man, who had been arrested for kneeling behind a 16-year-old girl in a shop, placing a camera under her skirt and taking a photograph, were dismissed after an appeals court concluded that "the person photographed was not in a place where she had a reasonable expectation of privacy". But in response to local outrage, the law was extended, making the photography of another person without their consent for "prurient, lewd or lascivious purposes" illegal.
In Japan, upskirting is so rife that all mobile phones sold now make a sound that cannot be turned off when a photograph is taken. And several Australian states have specific laws banning upskirt or down-blouse photography.
For women who have become aware of such pictures being taken of them, "it can be extremely distressing," says a spokesperson from Victim Support. "The sense of violation can be the same as with other forms of sexual assault. We would encourage anyone who has been a victim to contact us." Parkinson says of her experience, "I felt unsettled, targeted, and helpless; there was nothing that could be done about what had happened, and nothing I could do to prevent it from happening again."
The "defence" used by some upskirters is that since the majority of shots are taken without the woman's knowledge, and there is usually no way she can be identified to the wider public, there is no "victim". But Sasha Rakoff, director of Object, a group that campaigns against the objectification of women, says it is symptomatic of the perceived notion that women's bodies are public property. "You see upskirt shots on the front of the Sport newspaper and lads' mags, which consistently promote Peeping Toms by printing pictures of readers' girlfriends, and glamour models in "private" settings, such as the shower. Is it any wonder that men - equipped with the latest, cheap and readily-available 'mobile spyware' - then enact real-life voyeurism?
"Whatever barriers might exist to being a Peeping Tom have been comprehensively eroded by the male-orientated media, while men who already had no qualms over this form of sexual invasion are routinely vindicated in their belief that such behaviour is acceptable."
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/ ... upskirting
'I felt completely violated'
With hundreds of thousands of photographs taken up unsuspecting women's skirts being posted online, the practice of 'upskirting' is clearly on the rise.
Emine Saner reports
The Guardian, Wednesday 25 February 2009
One summer day in 2006, Lucy Parkinson, then 21 years old, was shopping in Ealing, west London, when she heard behind her an altercation between two men. "I was crossing the road, and got stuck with a pack of other people at a traffic island," she says. "I was wearing a long-sleeved blouse and a white knee-length skirt." One man ran off and the other told her he had "chased him away because he had seen him 'upskirting' me".
Upskirting is the term used to describe taking photographs, often on a mobile-phone camera, up an unsuspecting woman's skirt.
"I hadn't even noticed it happening," says Parkinson, "and that's the most unsettling part - in a city, you just don't notice physical proximity to strangers. It could have happened a dozen other times too, for all I know."
It is impossible to judge how many women have been victims of upskirting, though a quick internet search yields hundreds of sites with hundreds of thousands of images. And there may be millions more pictures on phones and laptops that have never been shared. They have been taken in the street, on escalators in shopping centres, on trains, at bus stops and in supermarkets, schools, offices and nightclubs.
Upskirt photography is also routinely used by paparazzi photographers. Usually taken as a woman steps out of a car, "crotch shots" are prized by newspapers such as the Daily Sport and countless gossip and porn websites. While it is often assumed that a handful of celebrities, such as Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, actively encourage upskirt shots, many famous women are deeply upset by the prospect. In a recent interview, the Harry Potter actor Emma Watson described how, on a night out to celebrate her 18th birthday, "I realised that overnight I'd become fair game." (The rules that govern photographs of people under 18 are stricter than those for adults.) "One photographer lay down on the floor to get a shot up my skirt ... The night it was legal for them to do it, they did it. I woke up the next day and felt completely violated by it all."
There are endless web forums where "amateur" upskirters can exchange tips on how to get the "best" pictures. One was posted by a man who had made a "cam-bag" - a holdall with a specially made pocket with a hole in it for a digital video camera lens. Another writes: "Never forget to shoot their faces before or after to know which girls the ass belongs to ... After the first 50 asses, they look very similar and you lose most of the fun. After upskirting them, either step back and wait for them to turn or step by them and shoot direckly [sic] sidewise." Another poster, who says he operates "mostly at theme parks and tourist hotspots, or really anywhere that draws a large crowd of spectators and cameras", walks around until he finds "an attractive young lady, preferably a teen for my tastes, and then I evaluate the situation." He will often sit down next to a young woman and surreptitiously film her while pretending to fumble for new camera batteries in his bag.
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While the image of the "Peeping Tom" may seem quintessentially British, upskirting is not confined to the UK. In the US, where many of the images posted on the internet were taken, a recent incident led to a change in one state's law. In Oklahoma in 2007, charges against a 34-year-old man, who had been arrested for kneeling behind a 16-year-old girl in a shop, placing a camera under her skirt and taking a photograph, were dismissed after an appeals court concluded that "the person photographed was not in a place where she had a reasonable expectation of privacy". But in response to local outrage, the law was extended, making the photography of another person without their consent for "prurient, lewd or lascivious purposes" illegal.
In Japan, upskirting is so rife that all mobile phones sold now make a sound that cannot be turned off when a photograph is taken. And several Australian states have specific laws banning upskirt or down-blouse photography.
For women who have become aware of such pictures being taken of them, "it can be extremely distressing," says a spokesperson from Victim Support. "The sense of violation can be the same as with other forms of sexual assault. We would encourage anyone who has been a victim to contact us." Parkinson says of her experience, "I felt unsettled, targeted, and helpless; there was nothing that could be done about what had happened, and nothing I could do to prevent it from happening again."
The "defence" used by some upskirters is that since the majority of shots are taken without the woman's knowledge, and there is usually no way she can be identified to the wider public, there is no "victim". But Sasha Rakoff, director of Object, a group that campaigns against the objectification of women, says it is symptomatic of the perceived notion that women's bodies are public property. "You see upskirt shots on the front of the Sport newspaper and lads' mags, which consistently promote Peeping Toms by printing pictures of readers' girlfriends, and glamour models in "private" settings, such as the shower. Is it any wonder that men - equipped with the latest, cheap and readily-available 'mobile spyware' - then enact real-life voyeurism?
"Whatever barriers might exist to being a Peeping Tom have been comprehensively eroded by the male-orientated media, while men who already had no qualms over this form of sexual invasion are routinely vindicated in their belief that such behaviour is acceptable."
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/ ... upskirting
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Genital video caller avoids jail
A man who sent an obscene phone video message to a stranger has been placed on probation for three years.
Christopher Walker, 24, from Bannockburn, admitted committing a breach of the peace by sending the message to a woman in Devon last year.
He said the footage of his genitals was meant for his partner but he dialled a wrong number by mistake.
Walker was also placed on the sex offender's register for three years at Stirling Sheriff Court.
At an earlier hearing, the court was told that Walker and his girlfriend sent similar messages to each other.
However, on 28 January 2008 a 27-year-old woman from the south of England contacted police after receiving the video call.
Devon and Cornwall Constabulary joined forces with Central Scotland Police after discovering the phone was registered to a user in Bannockburn.
When interviewed, Walker said he had been off work and and been drinking when he tried to send the call to his girlfriend, but had got the number wrong.
During sentencing, Sheriff Andrew Cubie said to him: "I am being asked to accept that there was a degree of confusion in this offence - that it was a one-off.
"A condition of your probation is that you attend the community sex offender's group programme."
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/tay ... 924271.stm
Thank God all this technology didn't exist when I was younger
- who knows what I might have posted! :shock:
Genital video caller avoids jail
A man who sent an obscene phone video message to a stranger has been placed on probation for three years.
Christopher Walker, 24, from Bannockburn, admitted committing a breach of the peace by sending the message to a woman in Devon last year.
He said the footage of his genitals was meant for his partner but he dialled a wrong number by mistake.
Walker was also placed on the sex offender's register for three years at Stirling Sheriff Court.
At an earlier hearing, the court was told that Walker and his girlfriend sent similar messages to each other.
However, on 28 January 2008 a 27-year-old woman from the south of England contacted police after receiving the video call.
Devon and Cornwall Constabulary joined forces with Central Scotland Police after discovering the phone was registered to a user in Bannockburn.
When interviewed, Walker said he had been off work and and been drinking when he tried to send the call to his girlfriend, but had got the number wrong.
During sentencing, Sheriff Andrew Cubie said to him: "I am being asked to accept that there was a degree of confusion in this offence - that it was a one-off.
"A condition of your probation is that you attend the community sex offender's group programme."
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/tay ... 924271.stm
Thank God all this technology didn't exist when I was younger
- who knows what I might have posted! :shock:
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A cock and ball (bull) story if ever i heard one!
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Re: Man smashes into Cairns adult shop for sex with dolls
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This one's ugly:
Sex Toy Tragedy in Lexington Park
On March 9, the St. Mary’s County Sheriff’s Office was notified of a Lexington Park, Maryland woman, reportedly aged 27, who was flown to Prince George’s Hospital for an injury which occurred on March 8, as a result of a sexual act involving the use of a reciprocating saw. The original 911 call was dispatched as a medical emergency.
St. Mary’s County Bureau of Criminal Investigation Detectives conducted an investigation which determined the injury was a result of a consensual act between two parties and no crime was committed.
At approximately 1:30 a.m. on Sunday, March 8, units from Bay District Fire Department and Lexington Park Rescue Squad responded to a call for a woman bleeding in Lexington Park.
A man told authorities that he had placed a sex toy on a saber saw blade and that the blade had sawed through the plastic and severely wounded the woman. Trooper 7 transported the woman to PG Hospital. The case remains under investigation at this time. No word on the condition of the woman at this time.
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Source: http://www.thebaynet.com/news/index.cfm ... y_ID/12368
Sex Toy Tragedy in Lexington Park
On March 9, the St. Mary’s County Sheriff’s Office was notified of a Lexington Park, Maryland woman, reportedly aged 27, who was flown to Prince George’s Hospital for an injury which occurred on March 8, as a result of a sexual act involving the use of a reciprocating saw. The original 911 call was dispatched as a medical emergency.
St. Mary’s County Bureau of Criminal Investigation Detectives conducted an investigation which determined the injury was a result of a consensual act between two parties and no crime was committed.
At approximately 1:30 a.m. on Sunday, March 8, units from Bay District Fire Department and Lexington Park Rescue Squad responded to a call for a woman bleeding in Lexington Park.
A man told authorities that he had placed a sex toy on a saber saw blade and that the blade had sawed through the plastic and severely wounded the woman. Trooper 7 transported the woman to PG Hospital. The case remains under investigation at this time. No word on the condition of the woman at this time.
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Source: http://www.thebaynet.com/news/index.cfm ... y_ID/12368
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Very long article
Inside the sex club for girls
Why are educated and affluent young women flocking to join a secret society that hosts anything-goes sex parties?
http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life ... 887631.ece
For any Laydeez interested:
http://www.killingkittens.com/
Inside the sex club for girls
Why are educated and affluent young women flocking to join a secret society that hosts anything-goes sex parties?
http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life ... 887631.ece
For any Laydeez interested:
http://www.killingkittens.com/
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NSFW! :shock:
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I had to laugh out loud when I saw this one, but please don't look any further in this collection. Then it's not so funny anymore.
Actually ... what do women see in us men, when we are physically so totally not-attractive ... it must be our infinite sense of humour.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/63764574@N00/2873987457/
I had to laugh out loud when I saw this one, but please don't look any further in this collection. Then it's not so funny anymore.
Actually ... what do women see in us men, when we are physically so totally not-attractive ... it must be our infinite sense of humour.
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aaawww,,,,,,need a flickr account to view
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Is that What's known as a bum camp site?
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ha ha ha :lol:
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A DIRTY young man has been arrested after getting into a real LATHER at a car wash – over a VACUUM cleaner.
The 29-year-old was caught getting hot and steamy with the cleaning appliance when a resident in Swan Creek Township, Michigan, US, spotted him acting suspiciously and called in cops.
An officer, who could not believe his eyes, said: "I've seen some strange things, but this is the weirdest thing I've ever heard."
The man's name has not been released.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1836314.ece
The 29-year-old was caught getting hot and steamy with the cleaning appliance when a resident in Swan Creek Township, Michigan, US, spotted him acting suspiciously and called in cops.
An officer, who could not believe his eyes, said: "I've seen some strange things, but this is the weirdest thing I've ever heard."
The man's name has not been released.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1836314.ece
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I once heard a fire chief and an ex-policeman discussing strange cases they'd been called to. One interupted the other with "I know what you're going to say..!"
It seems that many of these vacuum-cleaner related events have ended tragically... the ultimate experience, for some, it seems.
It seems that many of these vacuum-cleaner related events have ended tragically... the ultimate experience, for some, it seems.
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Am I turning into a dirty old man, that I always come up with things like these?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/whipartist/57197957/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/thesmith/7396666/
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