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Once I had a dream that I was being chased by a shark and was swimming away as fast as I could. The next day, my roommate said it looked like I had been running in bed.
riverfern said:He also sleepwalked recently for the first time. My mum and her partner were out, and when they came back, they saw my brother asleep in their bed. He'd gone to sleep in his own bed and has no memory of getting into theirs! They gave him such a big telling off! lol.
evilcupcakes said:Once my ex and I were in bed together, with me laying sleepless and staring at the ceiling. Suddenly, he rolled and leaned over me very slowly and menacingly, like he was rising from the crypt, and stared me with a Lovecraftian insane bug-eyed grimace on his face.
In a commanding and ominous voice he said,
"And when you put it all together, it goes CHUNG CHUNG CHUNG."
He then rolled back over slowly, like a vampire in a bad movie, and went back to sleep.
Needless to say, I remained sleepless for the rest of the night.
evilcupcakes said:Once my ex and I were in bed together, with me laying sleepless and staring at the ceiling. Suddenly, he rolled and leaned over me very slowly and menacingly, like he was rising from the crypt, and stared me with a Lovecraftian insane bug-eyed grimace on his face.
In a commanding and ominous voice he said,
"And when you put it all together, it goes CHUNG CHUNG CHUNG."
kateadamson86 said:" Hitler is the new judge on the X-Factor".
Draenog said:I am a bit of a sleep mutterer. etc etc
I had a friend in Cornwall who decided to record himself sleeping, just for a laugh. When he listened back, there was a long section of some sort of noise, static perhaps
I am a bit of a sleep mutterer. My girlfriend-at-the-time tells the story of lying there late one night, early in our relationship, watching me sleeping next to her... presumably marvelling at how exceptionally lucky she was to have found me
All of a sudden, as if from nowhere, I yelled at the top of my voice and headbutted her in the nose.
It must have been an intense dream. Naturally I don't remember a thing (other than being confronted with the results of my brutality in the morning).
I say 'girlfriend-at-the-time', as you would expect this sort of behaviour to be fairly terminal to a relationship. wouldn't you?
Reader... I married her :lol:
I had a 'sleeptalk' recorder on my old phone. It was sound-activated and seemed to pick up constant snoring and farting, cats fighting, vague mutterings and people walking on bare floorboards in heavy shoes which last bit doesn't happen at night here.
There's a recent R4 series about sleep - Mysteries of Sleep - in which the wife of man with a serious sleep disorder describes his habit of trying to have sex with her when they're both asleep. His sleeping behaviour has seen him imprisoned on the past.