This could also be one for the medical anomalies thread. Looking at the situation from a (not so serious) alternative perspective, her condition could come in handy come to think of it, as she would be the life of any party. Cheers!
Pennsylvania Woman Wees Alcohol Due To Never-Before-Seen Condition
"The US military linguist accused of keeping a list of secret informants hidden under her mattress and sharing those names with a romantic interest liked to the Hezbollah terror group appeared stone faced in court this week." https://t.co/NitmlMG4Ul
Unborn Baby Sharks Will Swim Between Uteruses to Devour Their Brethren
This one actually concerns what it says, but it seems quite bizarre unless you know that (a) sharks can have multiple uteruses and (b) shark embryos can and will eat each other.
Wanted cow that has evaded US police since January ‘faster than it looks’
A cow described as “faster than it looks” is wanted by US police after avoiding capture for over a month.
The elusive female has been on the loose in South Florida since late January and local authorities have now issued a wanted poster for her.