lordmongrove
Justified & Ancient
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Maybe the ghosts were gay.
"I did not have sex with any ghosts."
...alone!I had a threesome with the ghost of Marilyn Monroe & my imaginary friend at the weekend.
'Enough' I'd suggest. By the sound of it, the medium is putting in some "extra hours".There's a clipping in FT342 about how deceased actress Lynda Bellingham's widower has been having sexual relations with her ghost in bed at night. He says he's been consulting a medium and her presence is definitely there. Which brings up the question, how much is he paying the medium?
The lexicon of the Fortean event very much indicates the nature of the content IMHO.Even if her credibility were not already...questionable..."Amethyst" falls at the fence of Maximus's Law of Twatty Christian Names.
If the person telling the tale is called Jane, or David, or Bob or Jennifer (for example), I pass on to the meat of the matter: Is the story plausible? Evidenced? Was the event witnessed independently, etc.
If the protagonist is called Kylie-Beyoncé Smiff-Braaaaahn, they start with a mountain to climb.
maximus otter
So this is what it means to have a non-existent sex life?
A spiritual sex life.
Better that than gross abuse of a corpse I suppose.
'I've had sex with 15 ghosts and won't go back to men'
/well, not me personally, this woman being interviewed
http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/cambridge-news/ive-sex-15-ghosts-wont-14010250
http://www.itv.com/thismorning/hot-topics/amethyst-realm-sex-with-ghostsWoman Claims She's Had Sex With 20 Ghosts -- And Prefers Them To Men
A woman in Bristol, England, really likes spirited lovemaking ― and only ghosts need apply.
Amethyst Realm, a 27-year-old “spiritual guidance counselor” says she’s had sex with at least 20 ghosts. She prefers them to men.
Realm appeared on the British TV show “ITV This Morning” on Thursday to discuss what being “ghosted” is really like.
'I've had sex with 15 ghosts and won't go back to men'
/well, not me personally, this woman being interviewed
http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/news/cambridge-news/ive-sex-15-ghosts-wont-14010250
Aren't the ghosts men? Or are they Devo?
Elderly Scott kills himself after a heart attack wrecks his body, but then comes back as a ghost and convinces his loving young hot wife Kate to pick and kill a young man in order for Scott to possess his body and be with her again.
The first picture to face the biggest problem of our time: the sex life of ghosts!
Well, according to this article, the count is now over 20:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/entry/amethyst-realm-ghost-sex_us_5a29a1e7e4b03ece03010f83
Phantom pregnancy ?Good news, Amethyst Realm is giving up her promiscuous lifestyle and has settled down with one of her paranormal paramours. And wants to have ghost-babies.
I'm guessing that any wedding vows will not include "'til death us do part".
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/women-claims-shes-relationship-ghost-13038702