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Niles home unfit for habitation

By AMANDA SMITH-TEUTSCH Tribune Chronicle

NILES - A 50-year-old man with a portable toilet in his living room was hospitalized Monday, shortly before Niles officials declared his home unfit for human habitation.

Police were called to 120 Wilson Ave. at 9:17 a.m. Monday and found the man, whom they would not identify, lying on the floor having difficulty breathing. He lived alone, police said.

He was taken to an area hospital, according to a police call log.

Zoning inspector Anthony Vigorito said he declared the home unfit for primarily health concerns.

"The home had a port-a-potty right in the living room,'' he said, and dog, cat and human feces were present. The home also had a bad smell, Vigorito said.

"I declared it unfit until it can be cleaned and sanitized,'' Vigorito said. "It was a health and safety concern mostly,'' Vigorito said.

The dog and a cat were placed with an animal charity to be cared for while the man is in the hospital, police said.

Vigorito said he did not know the name of the man, but said he did not have any relatives in the area who would be able to clean up the mess. The closest relatives police knew of were in Philadelphia.

The zoning inspector said he was contacted Tuesday by a person who wanted to clean the home.

http://www.tribune-chronicle.com/news/story/091202004_new07unfit1.asp
 
I would like to report that I'm not full of sh!t.
:hmph:
This has been a modderly information post.

Thank You

Niles "Now also an American town" Calder
 
Niles: Yeah right :p

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More stupidity:

Never use a blowtorch to chase a wasp away...

September 08 2004 at 05:02PM

Drebach - In a freak chain of events, a burning wasp triggered a fire in the attic of a house in an eastern German town, police reported on Wednesday.

Police in the town of Drebach said a roofing worker was attacked by a swarm of wasps. To protect himself, he used his blowtorch against the insects, setting one of the wasps on on fire.

The insect then flew back to its nest, which was located in the rafters, setting it on fire.

The blaze then spread to the attic, police said.

The damage was estimated at €2 000 (almost R16 000).

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=qw1094651641553B265
 
Not sure where to put this but it fits in here:

Student attempts suicide using fork

By Jen Marckini
Central Michigan Life
and Ryan J. Stanton
Life Senior Reporter

September 15, 2004


CMU Police reported a 20-year-old male CMU student attempted suicide Wednesday in the Robinson Residential Restaurant.

The student stabbed himself in the head several times with a fork, police say.

The student, whose name was not released by authorities, stabbed himself at about 2:06 p.m. during an afternoon lunch in the residential restaurant.

CMU Police Chief Stan Dinius said several students have attempted suicide during the years but this incident was highly unusual.

Dinius said the student is physically OK but is seeking external help for other problems. Police are investigating to determine whether drugs were a factor in the incident, which is just one of four attempted suicides reported in the residence halls since January, he said.

Trenton sophomore Anthony Ciarlo, president of Robinson Hall Council, said he noticed the student sitting with four females Wednesday. Ciarlo said all eyes turned to the student when he slammed a drinking glass down, making a loud, shattering noise that echoed throughout the crowded cafeteria.

“Nothing ever captured the attention of the cafeteria like this before,” he said.

Ciarlo said the four females then left the student sitting at the table where he stayed with his head down for about two minutes. He then abruptly stood up and began rapidly stabbing himself in the temple region.

That’s when Ciarlo said he took action and approached the student. He was lying on the floor and Ciarlo said he and others offered to take him to Health Services.

Ciarlo said he was upset the incident happened in front of several students and restaurant employees who did not try to intervene. He addressed the issue at a recent hall council meeting and hopes others will be on the lookout next time a serious incident happens.

Dean of Students Bruce Roscoe said the important thing is that some students did help. Roscoe initiated an advocacy program this semester, encouraging students to look out for one another.

“I applaud the efforts of those who did step up and help the individual in a real time of need,” Roscoe said. “My concern is where the situation is one in which no one is providing assistance.”

Roscoe said attempted suicide is more frequent than suicides on campus and are taken seriously by the university. Five students have committed suicide since 1995, he said.

One student died from injuries sustained after jumping off the top of the library stairwell in April 1998. The last reported suicide occurred in February 2003, Roscoe said.

Last December, CMU police officers had to talk a suicidal student down from the rooftop of Kulhavi Hall.

Counseling Center Director Ross Rapaport said 18 suicide attempts on campus were reported to his office during the 2003-04 academic year.

The Counseling Center specifically addressed 15 situations involving self-injurious behavior, he said.

Dinius said only three incidents were reported to CMU police in 2003 and two were reported in 2002, though not all attempted suicides are reported to the department.

Rapaport said attempted suicide is not acceptable and medical professionals would determine the seriousness of any case. He would not comment specifically on Wednesday’s incident, but said it was unusual compared to what he’s seen before.

CMU’s policy and behavior expectations under the student code of conduct state if university personnel become aware of suicidal behavior that a student should receive appropriate assistance and possible disciplinary action.

Roscoe said he receives recommendations from a behavior evaluation team that determines if suicidal students need additional assistance off campus and if they should continue to be a student at CMU.

“I do know that the student was directed to resources that could be of immediate and longer term assistance,” Roscoe said. “My understanding is that he is not in any physical risk at this time.”

http://www.cm-life.com/vnews/display.v/ART/2004/09/15/4147d737d08f6
 
Oct 7, 8:28 AM EDT

Man Pours Gas Down Toilet, Causing Blast

SALT LAKE CITY (AP) -- If you can't stand the heat, don't pour gasoline down the toilet. An apartment tenant made that ,000 mistake Tuesday.

The man came home for lunch and found gas leaking from the tank of his car. He caught the gas, and decided to dispose of it by dumping it down the toilet.

But the pilot light of a water heater ignited the fumes, causing a small explosion. The blast destroyed the porcelain toilet, and the intense heat from the flames melted the remaining pieces.

The man and three other people were able to get out of the home before the fire spread.


Officials said gasoline and kerosene should never be poured into the drain or toilet or sewer system.

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© 2004 The Associated Press.

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DelVal professor charged with child porn

By FREDA R. SAVANA
Bucks County Courier Times

An e-mail message referring to "boy bottoms" sent out to the entire staff and faculty of Delaware Valley College led security officials to arrest a 30-year tenured chemistry professor.

Joseph Stenson, 61, of Liberty Place in Doylestown, was charged Wednesday with 490 counts of possession of child pornography after a four-month investigation, said Doylestown Township Police Chief Stephen White.

The professor's computer at the college was seized in June after a security officer, who mistakenly received the e-mail, contacted police to report the alleged pornographic nature of the message.

After realizing his error, police said, Stenson e-mailed an apology to everyone who accidentally got the message.

White said "the sheer volume of what he possessed" made it the largest case of possession he has seen in his 30 years with the police department. He said it was the first he has seen at Delaware Valley College.

Prosecutors are sending the images to the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children to see if they can help identify the children in the photographs.

Stenson was released on ,000 unsecured bail and restricted from returning to the school. A spokesman for the college said Stenson has been suspended with pay pending the outcome of the charges. Possession of child pornography is a third-degree felony. If convicted, he could face a maximum sentence of seven years for each count.

White said his department, in conjunction with several other law enforcement agencies, investigated the case, sending the images to the computer forensic office of the Pennsylvania Attorney General's Office before Wednesday's arrest.

The police chief said Stenson showed no remorse when he was arrested.

"He was more embarrassed about sending the e-mail than he was about possessing the child pornography," White said.

A laptop and another hard drive were confiscated from Stenson's home, where he lives alone, police said.

There was no evidence that Stenson produced any of the graphic pictures at his home or the college.

"Nothing in the background is identifiable to the local area or to the school," said White. Stenson is not in any of the pictures, added the chief.

According to the college's spokesman, it's the school's "understanding and belief" that while the charges relate to materials found on Stenson's college computer, they do not show any students or individuals associated with the school. White said he agreed with that assessment.

http://www.phillyburbs.com/pb-dyn/news/113-10152004-383251.html
 
I am gobsmacked by this:

Alleged mercury bandits not too swift

Times Staff and AP Reports

10/25/2004


PAWTUCKET --Following an investigation that lead police to an apartment complex in this city Friday night, four people were arrested for allegedly stealing mercury from the storage shed at the New England Gas Co. facility on Pleasant Street.

Jason Smith, 18, and Stephen Carberry, 20 along with two juveniles face charges, police said.

Authorities said the suspects broke into the facility on Tuesday and stole a jar of the highly toxic substance. They allegedly spilled 10 pounds on the company's site and another roughly 10 pounds in the driveway and parking lot of the apartments.

Police said the suspects admitted to playing with the mercury, which forms small beads when released in liquid form. One of the suspects told a TV news crew that one of the four had dipped a cigarette into the mercury.

Police evacuated 27 people from their apartments after learning of the spill, and when authorities later discovered traces of mercury in one building's basement laundry room.

It's unknown when the residents will be able to move back into their apartments, said Michael Mulhare, the DEM's emergency response administrator.

New England Gas has been using the shed since 2000 to store mercury collected by company workers from customers' thermostats, gas meters and thermometers. A press conference held at City Hall Thursday raised troubling questions about NEGC's handling of the situation.

Pawtucket's police and fire departments were not notified of the spill until 24 hours after it was first discovered and the state Department of Environmental Management was not properly notified, according to one official there.

The utility has admitted it failed to properly notify emergency response officials about the existence of the toxic material.

The state attorney general's office is investigating the utility's storage practices.

" The biggest issues that the division will be looking into is the conduct of the public utility and why this highly toxic and transmittal neurotoxin was left in a vacant and unguarded storage shed,"said Paul Roberti, the state's assistant attorney general in charge of utilities regulation.

Smith and Carberry were released on ,000 personal recognizance after being charged with breaking and entering and larceny under 0, police said. Two 17-year-olds were to be charged in Family Court.

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Emergency operation after school prank

Dave Mark

A 10-year-old boy almost lost a testicle when schoolmates copied a prank they had seen on a cartoon and pulled his trousers up as far as they could go.

Jack Watson had to have an emergency hour-long operation to reattach a testicle to the lining of his scrotum after friends gave him the excruciating "wedgie".

The children involved admitted they copied the move from an episode of The Simpsons.

Now the victim's mother Lisa Watson, 36, said: "We want to highlight this can happen."

Jack said: "It does still hurt, and I will definitely not be doing it to anyone again."

Head at Thrunscoe Junior School, Grimsby, Bob Wynn added: "Having seen one of their own come off so badly, I do not think it is not going to be an issue for us anymore."

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03 December 2004

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This really is fuckwittery of the highest (lowest?) calibre:

Believe It or Not - Strange tales from the police log...

Rear-ender ends man's display of rear end

Friday, December 3, 2004
By JOHN BRANTON, Columbian staff writer

We probably all deserve a spanking now and then, and state troopers say Nathan Allen McClain was getting his as he rode in a car while mooning motorists on Interstate 5 during rush-hour traffic Thursday morning.

Witnesses said the driver of the white Acura, Dwayne Crandall of Vancouver, was paddling McClain's bare posterior as McClain displayed it to other motorists.

In the end, McClain, 22, of Portland was ticketed for indecent exposure.

Crandall, 20, was ticketed for aiding and abetting indecent exposure and reckless driving, said Washington State Patrol Trooper Garvin March.

Besides spanking McClain's rear end, Crandall also rear-ended a spanking-new 2004 Dodge car driven by another motorist who had stopped for a traffic back-up approaching the I-5 Bridge, March said.

The Dodge's driver, 30-year-old Cassie Martin of Vancouver, suffered a sore neck and back in the collision but declined medical treatment.

March has been a trooper for nearly 27 years, but until Thursday morning, he said, he'd never seen anything so cheeky.

"I think they were just doing it for the shock value," he said.

Let's hope so. The incident came to light about 6:15 a.m., March said, when motorists saw the spectacle as they were driving south on I-5 near Ridgefield.

"He and the driver also were making obscene gestures to other people," March said.

If the other motorists didn't stare and appear shocked, March said, Crandall would swerve the Acura toward their cars, apparently to get their attention.

"He was driving so erratically that he almost caused a collision with a semi," March said.

Witnesses, who called authorities on their cell phones, tried to box the Acura in with their cars, apparently hoping to keep it from escaping before police arrived.

Dispatchers didn't call out the SWAT team, but they did notify Trooper March. One motorist followed the Acura all the way to Vancouver without falling behind. March was waiting in his patrol car near Main Street.

Pulling in behind the Acura, March said he was about to turn on his flashers when Crandall looked back at him and failed to see that Martin's Dodge had stopped with other cars for the rush-hour backup.

Without braking, the Acura allegedly crashed into the Dodge and stopped. The Acura was totaled, the Dodge significantly damaged.

As March was patting down McClain for possible weapons, McClain's pants fell to his mid-thigh, March said.

As if being ticketed for not wearing his pants while mooning wasn't bad enough, McClain also was ticketed for not wearing a seat belt, March said.

The Columbian was unable to reach Crandall or McClain for comment.

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Suicide attempt goes awry, levels house

Natural gas explosion hospitalizes homeowner

By Lisa Roberson, [email protected]
Gazette Staff Writer



An apparent suicide attempt Monday morning sent one man to the hospital after he accidentally blew his house up.

Mark Morris, 39, of 643 Pickens Avenue, was taken to the Ohio State University Medical Center around 5:30 a.m. after a natural gas explosion leveled his home and caused heavy damage to neighboring homes.

However, Betsy Samuels, a hospital representative, said she could only confirm a man fitting Morris' description was admitted to the medical center's intensive care burn unit Monday. No details as far as condition or name were available.

The blast is being investigated by the Chillicothe Police Department as a suicide attempt. According to a report, Morris told officers he turned on the natural gas to his house in an effort to kill himself. He did become concerned, however, someone other than himself would be harmed if the house exploded. But as he went to the basement to turn off the electric circuit breaker, the house exploded.

Morris' single-story home was leveled to the foundation, said Assistant Chief Steve Barnes.

"It was something to see once we got there," Barnes said of the damage the blast inflicted on the neighborhood. "There was a large piece of it in the street, in the back yard, leaning against other houses and small pieces were scattered around the neighborhood."

However, Barnes said an evacuation was not needed.

"Most of the neighbors were already out front," Barnes said. "The tremendous explosion had got the attention of neighbors, and they got to safety."

Neighbor Thelma Hines said the explosion sounded like a bomb and caused her to put down her Bible and run to the door.

"When it boomed, my clock on the wall came down... it kind of shook this house," she said.

The impact partially buried Morris under a pile of the rubble, and the police report said fellow neighbor Russell P. Williamson pulled him to safety. Williamson said he was outside smoking a cigarette just prior to the blast.

It was then Hines heard the screams of Morris and saw neighbors running to the badly burned man, carrying wet towels and buckets of water.

"He was screaming, 'Help, help,' and his arms were so badly burned," the 78-year-old woman said. "I can't help but wonder how he is."

Hines said she doesn't want to believe reports the explosion may have been a suicide attempt. She knows her neighbor and his three children very well and can't believe he would end his life.

"As far as I know, he's a nice neighbor," she said, recalling the work he would do on her car and the times he would get her ice cream in the summer.

Nonetheless, Hines did say Morris confided in her last week he was recently admitted to the hospital for treatment of depression.

It came after Morris' first failed suicide attempt.

According to police reports, Morris also tried to kill himself Nov. 5 by carbon monoxide poisoning. He allegedly taped one end of a garden hose to his tailpipe and placed another in his passenger side window. However, after several hours the vehicle ran out of gas. He then tried to use a small propane tank, but that also ran out of gas.

Barnes said it is not often the fire department is called out to a house explosion of this magnitude. With the potential risk of a second explosion and a large gas leak, he does consider it a miracle no one else was hurt.

"We got lucky with this one," he said.

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A lesson to everyone - never enter someone's details as "that blithering knob jockey" (or whatever):

Outrage at energy company howler


Ian Royall
consumer reporter
December 11, 2004

A MELBOURNE man is seeking an apology from energy company TXU after it sent him a letter addressed to "Paranoid Fool".

Hawthorn photographer Albert Comper was shocked and appalled yesterday when he received the letter, which began "Dear Paranoid".


Mr Comper, 28, had telephoned TXU and other energy companies last month seeking the best deal for his newly acquired rental property.

He signed with AGL, but TXU's sales and marketing division wrote to him again, advising that their offer was still current and extended until the end of the month.

"I can assure you that I did not give my name as 'Paranoid Fool'," Mr Comper said.

"So I am at a loss as to why they would address a letter to Paranoid Fool, especially considering the damage that could do if it was sent to a person suffering from a mental disorder."

TXU spokesman Carl Kitchen apologised to Mr Comper over the gaffe, which is now the subject of an internal company investigation.

"This is not endorsed by the company whatsoever," Mr Kitchen said.

"It is inappropriate and we will be taking the strongest action possible against the individual involved."

Mr Comper said he would still write to TXU to demand an explanation and formal apology.

"I'm appalled that they can send out letters like this," he said.

Professor Ian Hickie, from the national depression initiative, BeyondBlue, described the letter's wording as "incredibly offensive".

"And it would be especially damaging to anyone who does have a psychiatric history," Professor Hickie said.

"It's unbelievable and staggering in this day and age that anyone would consider this appropriate or humourous, even."

Paranoia-related illnesses were serious and sufferers were especially sensitive to any inappropriate comments, he said. "We despair when we think if we are making any genuine progress in Australia."

Melbourne consumer advocate Chris Field said the letter was simply unacceptable.

"It's offensive and easy to see how it causes distress," said Mr Field, executive director of the Consumer Law Centre Victoria. "What's critical is that companies are totally focused on meeting the needs of all their customers."

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Fuckwittery of the very highest calibre:

Drinking game puts Perth man near death

CATHY O'LEARY and MINH LAM


A 21-year-old Perth man is lucky to be alive after having his stomach ripped open during a beer-skolling game using a home-made device powered by an electric pump.

The drinking game at a 21st birthday party in a southern suburb 10 days ago went badly wrong, rupturing the man's stomach and forcing beer straight into his abdomen.

The man, who is in St John of God Hospital in Murdoch and spent a week in intensive care fighting for his life, was among a group of friends at a private party who used the device.

It is believed to have consisted of a helmet fitted with a jug from which a hose was attached to a pump that was powered by a power drill.

Another hose from the pump was placed in his mouth and the pump was switched on, pushing beer from the jug down his throat.

The man, a mechanical drafter who did not want his name published, said yesterday that about six other party-goers had used the "jug helmet" before him.

"No one else had any problems and I didn't think it would be any different to other things like funnels that people use," he said.

"But I knew something wasn't right soon after I drank from it. I started spewing up red stuff and was in a lot of pain."

Although he has little memory of the next few days, friends took the man to the Murdoch hospital's emergency department where staff originally thought he was just drunk. When his friends told about the skolling device doctors suspected something was seriously wrong.

The man underwent urgent surgery to repair a 10cm tear and was then on life support for a week.

Surgeon David Cooke said the split in the wall of the man's stomach had pushed food and beer into his abdominal cavity, making him septic. His insides had to be "washed out" twice and he was put on heavy-duty antibiotics.

The man's mother said that for several days it was touch and go.

were told that if his oesophagus had torn as well he probably would have died," she said. "I know 21-year-olds are out to have some fun but I don't think any of them . . . realised what can happen when these sorts of drinking games get out of hand."

She said she did not want to blame anyone for what happened but hoped the device had been destroyed.

Health experts yesterday warned people not to build gadgets that allowed the rapid consumption of large amounts of alcohol.

Australian Medical Association public health chairwoman Rosanna Capolingua said she was horrified that people would pump a liquid into themselves.

"This is a warning with Christmas and new year coming up to be a little careful and not try to up the ante," she said.

"You can have a great time and a lot of fun without putting yourself and each other in danger."

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All Rights Reserved.

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Police find alligator in car boot

An Edinburgh man was arrested by police after they discovered an alligator in the boot of his car, a court has heard.


Anthony Quinn, 34, of Leith, was trying to sell the 4ft reptile after buying it over the internet and then realising that he could not care for it.

He advertised the caiman for sale and was arrested by undercover police officers for keeping the animal.

Quinn pleaded guilty at Edinburgh Sheriff Court to keeping a dangerous wild animal in his 15th floor flat.

The Scottish Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (SSPCA) initially spotted that the animal was for sale after Quinn placed an advert.

Dangerous animal

Posing as potential buyers, SSPCA officers and plain-clothes police met Quinn in a car park in Edinburgh and asked to see the animal.

Quinn opened the boot of his Vauxhall Cavalier and the officers were confronted by the unrestrained and unmuzzled creature.

Regarded by experts as being "very dangerous", the female specimen was between four and five years old and weighed 7.5 kilos.

Quinn explained he had been looking for a pet and came across the alligator for sale on the internet. He said he had bought it for £250 from a man called "Bobby Brown".

Taken aback

The court heard he thought it was only 12" long and had been taken aback by its size when he picked it up.

He had initially planned to keep it in a 4ft fish tank at his flat in Kirkgate House, Constitution Street, but decided to house it in a bath instead.

He soon realised how dangerous the caiman was and decided to sell it on for a profit.

In the meantime, the court heard, he had fixed up "a heating contraption" which could have electrocuted the animal and was looking to buy a pond so he could keep it in his living room.

He fed it on frozen mice and brown trout.

At a loss

The procurator fiscal said Quinn had waived all ownership rights to the animal and it was now in an animal sanctuary.

It will be sent back to South America for breeding purposes when it is six years old.

Quinn pleaded guilty to keeping a dangerous wild animal in his flat between 26 May and 7 July this year without having a licence from Edinburgh City Council; to causing it unnecessary suffering by failing to keep it in the proper conditions; and to culpable and reckless conduct by endangering others.

In Quinn's defence, it was said that he lived alone and so no-one else had been put in danger.

Sheriff Kenneth MacIver said he was at a loss to come up with a punishment that would meet the stupidity and danger to others caused by Quinn's actions.

He deferred sentence for reports.

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Published: 2004/12/22 13:13:11 GMT

© BBC MMIV
 
Sunday, December 26, 2004 — Time: 12:05:53 AM EST

Two teens killed in inner tube accident

Two Sycamore teens were killed in a Christmas Eve accident involving an all-terrain vehicle on SR 231 in Wyandot County.

Killed in the 11 a.m. crash were Kyle A. Griffin, 16, 4435 CH 134, and Matthew Beach, 15, 5908, SR 231, according to a report from the Wyandot County Sheriff's Office.

According to the report, Beach's brother, Steven Beach, 13, Sycamore, was driving an ATV westbound on CH 39, pulling Griffin and his older brother on an inner tube connected to the vehicle with a 20-foot length of rope.

Steven Beach failed to stop at the stop sign at the intersection of SR 231, according to the report

Griffin and Matthew Beach were struck by southbound 1996 Chevy truck driven by R. Mark Davidson, 67, Sycamore.

The two on the inner tube were pronounced dead at the scene by Wyandot County Coroner Steven Farmer, the report states.

Deputies arriving on scene found Griffin and Matthew Beach beneath the truck, according to the report.

Steven Beach and Davidson were not hurt in the accident.

In addition to the Wyandot County deputies, Sycamore EMS and fire, Johnson's Towing, a State Highway Patrol trooper, and Ohio Department of Transportation personnel also responded to the scene.

Death notices for Griffin and Matthew Beach appear in the obituary section of this Web site.

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How can the lad driving explain that to his parents?
 
Coroner slams tour guide as 'grossly negligent'
January 11, 2005

A TOUR guide's decision to invite tourists to swim in a crocodile-infested waterhole was "inexplicable, indefensible and grossly negligent", an Australian coroner said in findings on the death of a German woman.

Northern Territory coroner Greg Cavanagh said guide Glenn Bernard Robless should have known not to allow swimming in the waterholes in Kakaku National Park, which are well-known to contain potentially deadly crocodiles.

German tourist Isabel von Jordan, 23, died after she was mauled by a 4.2m, 400kg crocodile while swimming in Sandy Billabong with other tourists at the guide's invitation in October 2002.

The animal's bite cut her left lung and fractured her ribs, but those injuries were not life-threatening by themselves.

Ms von Jordan died by drowning when the crocodile dragged her underwater.

"Mr Robless was well aware that large saltwater crocodiles would have inhabited that stretch of water, and that his decision to allow the group to swim in the waterway was inexplicable, indefensible and grossly negligent," Mr Cavanagh said.

All guides should at least have first aid training and carry public liability insurance, he said.

During the inquest, Robless admitted making a "horrible error of judgment" in allowing the group to swim.

He received a three-year suspended sentence in 2003 after pleading guilty in the Northern Territory Supreme Court to making a dangerous omission that caused Ms von Jordan's death.

Giant saltwater crocodiles inhabit many of the waterways in Australia's tropical north.

Agence France-Presse

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Glad to hear it. Really.

The only advice I can offer visitors to our fair shores is not to trust tour operators. Not because they are evil, but because they are stupid.
 
January 18, 2005



Gymnastics stunt on balcony gone wrong leaves Cape woman dead

By THE NEWS-PRESS
Published by news-press.com on January 17, 2005


A Cape Coral woman attempting to do a gymnastic stunt on the railing of a second-floor hotel balcony died after she slipped and fell to the ground early Sunday morning.

Lee County sheriff’s deputies do not expect foul play in the death of Molly Jerman, 23, of 1040 SW 20th Ave., who investigators said got a room at the Best Western in North Fort Myers with her friend Saturday night.

Todd Evans, 33, of 2043 Valley Drive, North Fort Myers, said after he and Jerman went into the room, she headed for the lanai, where she yelled out, “Watch to see what I can still do,” according to police reports.

That’s when Jerman attempted a hand stand on the balcony railing, Evans said. She then slipped off the railing and fell into the patio below. Jerman was pronounced dead at the hospital.

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You know when that thought goes through your head "Well they say its dangerous and you shouldn't try it yourself but......." you try not to act on it well this lad just went straight ahead and did it:

Tuesday, January 18, 2005

Wytheville boy should've seen 'A Christmas Story'

Maybe he was thinking, "Wonder what would happen if ... "


The Roanoke Times



It's a danger every time single-digit cold collides with boys with single-digit ages.

While waiting for his school bus in the bone-deep cold Monday morning, a 9-year-old Wytheville boy fell to an age-old temptation. He touched a metal post with his tongue.

And his tongue stuck.

According to the town's emergency dispatch center, a Wytheville police officer responded, but he was not directly involved with the rescue. The dispatcher said the officer and the unfortunate lad conversed while the boy's father fetched some warm water.

The youngster's contribution to the conversation was, understandably, limited.

"Are you OK?"

"Uh-uh."

"Have you learned anything?"

"Uh-huh."

"Are you going to do this again?"

"Uh-uh."

Soon the boy's father returned, applied the warm water, and set his progeny free - apparently wiser and apparently unharmed.

The little guy wasn't even late for school.

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http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1251093.html

Ananova:

Thieves drink wine

Burglars who broke into a luxury apartment at a Bulgarian ski resort drank the homeowners wine rather than pocketing thousands of pounds worth of cash and valuables.

The thieves deactivated a complicated alarm system, broke through two doors and locked a guard dog in the kitchen before settling down to enjoy the contents of the homeowner's drinks cabinet in the Bulgarian skiing resort Bansko.

The female owner of the house said large amounts of cash and valuables that had been in the house had not been touched.

Possibly because by the time they'd drunk all that they could barely see? :confused:
 
How can the lad driving explain that to his parents?

He'll blame it on the truck which hit his friends, of course. It's always someone else's fault. :roll:

(sorry--am mourning my cat and spending far too much time at work listening to students justify their behaviour)
 
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A lesson to everyone - never enter someone's details as "that blithering knob jockey" (or whatever):

Outrage at energy company howler


Ian Royall
consumer reporter
December 11, 2004

A MELBOURNE man is seeking an apology from energy company TXU after it sent him a letter addressed to "Paranoid Fool".

Hawthorn photographer Albert Comper was shocked and appalled yesterday when he received the letter, which began "Dear Paranoid".

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Along similar lines:

Government computer sends cheque to 'Mrs. Passed Away'

Last Updated Thu, 20 Jan 2005 18:01:13 EST
CBC News

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - A state government department in Australia is apologizing for sending a letter addressed to "Mrs. Passed Away" to the home of a woman who had died 15 months before.

The woman's 15-year-old son opened the letter, which the Sydney family initially thought was someone's idea of a bad joke.

Inside was a cheque made out to "Mrs. Passed Away," representing a back-to-school subsidy offered by the Department of Education and Training in New South Wales.

The boy's father, who asked not to be identified, said the experience has re-traumatized his son.

"This is nothing short of disgraceful," he told a local reporter. "All the work that's gone into helping my son since his mother died has gone down the drain."

The department called the blunder an unfortunate mistake, and blamed a computer filtering program that did not work.

"I think it was the spacing and the type of wording that was used. The filters weren't picking that up," said director-general of education Andrew Cappie-Wood.

"We're fixing that, obviously, but that does not fix the problem that happened and I'll be contacting the family directly to apologize."

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Fuckwittery of the highest calibre:

Teen pleads not guilty in merry-go-round death

By Scott Bransford/Appeal-Democrat


A teenager pleaded not guilty Thursday to criminal charges stemming from his involvement in a deadly merry-go-round accident, officials reported.

Christopher J. King, 19, was arraigned in a Yuba County courtroom for his part in replicating a feat performed in "Jackass: The Movie." The stunt failed, leaving 16-year-old Roberta M. MacKinnon of Marysville dead.

King faces misdemeanor charges of child endangerment and vehicular manslaughter without gross negligence. He could receive up to one year of jail time if convicted, said Deputy District Attorney Melanie Bendorf, who added that she could not comment on the case.

The charges against King stem from a January 2004 incident in which King and other students tied a stretch of rope to a pickup truck, then attached its other end to the base of a merry-go-round at Stephen J. Field Park, also known as Circle Park, near Marysville High School.

As seen in "Jackass," an MTV and Paramount Pictures movie based on the MTV reality show of the same name, the rope was wrapped around the merry-go-round's base and pulled so it would spin at a high speed.

King was reportedly driving the pickup while MacKinnon, a junior at Marysville High School, rode the spinning merry-go-round. She was fatally injured when hurled about 60 feet onto a stretch of pavement.



"It was a tragic accident, but it wasn't a crime," said Rick Worrell, King's attorney.

Worrell added that all seven students involved feel remorse for what happened, but King is the only one who has been charged.

"They all showed sadness at what happened," Worrell said.

At the time of her death, MacKinnon was an honor student and member of the school choir.

MacKinnon's family could not be reached for comment.

King's next court date is set for 1:30 p.m. March 16, Bendorf said.

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This is unbelievable!

Council bills dead man for damage

A council which billed a road accident victim for wrecking the lamppost that killed him has apologised to his grieving family.
Jason Bennett, 32, died when his Toyota MR2 left the road and hit a lamppost in Stainton, near Middlesbrough.


Middlesbrough Council wrote to Mr Bennett asking the dead man to confirm he was responsible for the damage and to contact officials for the bill.

A council spokesman said: "All we can do is say sorry."

The elderly mother of Mr Bennett, who died last November, said she was 'shocked and disgusted' when the council demand arrived through the post.

'No further action'

The letter said it was the council's policy to pursue drivers for the cost of replacing and repairing street furniture, such as lampposts, damaged in road accidents.

Mr Bennett's mother, Caroline, 75, said she was shaking when she got the letter.

The council spokesman said: "The first thing to say is that as soon as the family of Mr Bennett contacted the council about the letter we apologised to them.

"Of course we told them that no further action would be taken. All we can do is say sorry."


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2 NAU students watching one train are hit by another

Associated Press
Feb. 4, 2005 08:20 AM

FLAGSTAFF - Two Northern Arizona University students were seriously injured when they were struck by a train in downtown Flagstaff.

The pair apparently were standing between two sets of track, watching a passing train and didn't see an oncoming train on the other track.

Flagstaff police Sergeant Jerry Blair says the men attempted to scramble to safety when they finally saw the approaching train, but both wound up being hit.

One man was at last report listed in serious condition at Flagstaff Medical Center with a broken leg.

The other was listed in critical condition with head injuries at Barrow Neurological Institute in Phoenix.

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3 Indiana men charged in death of pal trying out 'bulletproof' vest

February 13, 2005

BY KAREN SNELLING Post-Tribune Staff Writer
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Daniel Wright was going to join the military, and he wanted some experience.

So the 20-year-old went to a field in Hobart, donned what he thought was a bulletproof vest and turned to his friends with instructions.

"Shoot me. I'm ready," Wright said.

Later, his friends concocted a story about a shooting on a Gary street, police said.

One day later, police had uncovered the lie, and detectives detailed a deadly game gone wrong.

"He voluntarily put on the vest because he wanted to experience what a .20-gauge shotgun would do," Hobart, Ind., police Lt. Leo Finnerty said Friday.

The experience left Wright mortally wounded at the hand of a friend, not, as his companions originally reported, murdered by a stranger outside a Gary liquor store.

Now, three Hobart men have been charged in connection with Wright's shooting death.

Finnerty said the trio made up the story after Wright, 20, of Crown Point, was fatally shot before dawn Thursday during a bizarre test of what he thought was a bulletproof vest. It turned out to be a flak jacket, which Finnerty said is not designed to stop a bullet.

Robert Lee Stottlemire, 20, of Hobart, was charged with reckless homicide. Two other Hobart men, Brock Bieker, 19, and Michael J. Searle, 18, are charged with concealing the homicide.

Bieker and Searle are also charged with giving Gary police false information, a misdemeanor.

Story fell apart, cop says

Here is what police say happened: Wright, 20, and his friends drove to a soggy farm field about 2:30 a.m. Thursday, where he put on the flak jacket and urged a friend to shoot. The shotgun came from the house Bieker shares with his parents.

Stottlemire put one shell into the shotgun and fired it into the ground. He loaded another round.

Walking three to six feet away from Wright, Stottlemire fired again, striking Wright in the chest.

The Lake County coroner's office said the plastic cartridge fired from the shotgun pierced his chest and some of the shotgun pellets ripped into his heart.

After helping put Wright in the car, Stottlemire ran off. Bieker and Searle drove Wright to St. Mary Medical Center.

There, they told a Hobart police officer Wright was shot near 41st Avenue and Broadway in Gary.

But Gary Police Detective Thomas Decanter said the story started to fall apart as soon as he began questioning the pair.

Stottlemire and Searle are in police custody. Bieker is still at large.

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hah, my boyfriend had this mate from school who got hold of a bullet-proof vest somehow.

he [the friend] was trying it on with some of his mates when he made the mistake of making a small wager that the jacket was also knife-proof.

i invite readers to guess the rest of the story. here's a hint: it involves a punctured kidney.
 
One would think it's easier (and safer) to try this without someone IN the vest...
 
Knucklehead tantrum leads to man’s arrest

SCOTT FROST, Staff Writer
02/24/2005


TRENTON -- Threatening to do the same to his girlfriend, a Ewing man allegedly bashed himself over the head with a beer bottle and glass ashtray at a local welfare motel, Mercer County Assistant Prosecutor Robin Scheiner said yesterday.

Lawrence police arrested Kyle Stevens, 36, of Inland Avenue, walking along Route 1, bleeding from his head and hands, after he allegedly tore through a Sleepy Hollow Hotel room Feb. 16.

Scheiner said Stevens confronted his girlfriend -- who lives at the motel -- after she refused to answer the door of Room 31 a few hours before the incident.

Angry and intoxicated, Stevens showed up again later in the night.

Stevens smashed the beer bottle and ashtray over his own head as a warning to his girlfriend not to ignore him again.

"He broke up the room to show what would happen the next time she ignored him," Scheiner said.

A neighbor, said to be friends with the victim, heard the scream "stop it" and objects being tossed at the wall when she intervened.

She pulled the victim into her room, as Stevens continued his reign of destruction.

He eventually left when the women went to a pay phone to call police, Scheiner said.

Officers, responding to a report of a burglary at the infamous motel, found a bloody Stevens walking on Route 1.

Back at the motel, investigators found shattered glass from the victim’s front window on the sidewalk and the remains of the broken bottle and ashtray along the floor inside.

During the argument Stevens also allegedly broke a door jam and the room’s VCR, police said.

Lawrence police arrested him on burglary and criminal mischief charges at the scene.

Held on $2,500 bail, Superior Court Judge Maria Sypek hiked the bail to $20,000 yesterday at his bail arraignment.

He has five felony convictions on his record, Scheiner noted.

Stevens was first arrested in 1984 on marijuana possession charges and about 10 years later was sentenced to four years in jail on burglary charges.

He was last arrested in 2001 on weapons offenses, officials said.

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©The Trentonian 2005

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