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Hitler Mit Booby

Quite so. Who'd have thought there was such a demand for pictures of chest-obsessed dictators?
 
I found it by googling 'Hitler tit' - now that's a moment in my life I hadn't anticipated.

I managed to get this by googling 'Hitler tit' -

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Ha ha! Brave man!

Google chose not to show me that one, but I did find this:

WHICH IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK - it's a human female's breast with a sort of jolly looking Hitler cartoon drawn on.

I've no idea why.

https://imgur.com/gallery/Hl1SVvF
 
I'd assumed we were talking about this picture, as I'd seen it before. I found it by googling 'Hitler tit' - now that's a moment in my life I hadn't anticipated.

This is the one which I think looks less like Hitler and more like Harry Dean Stanton. Perhaps this isn't the image originally posted? Whoever it is, he's wearing his special glove.

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There wasn't a photo originally, just a description of one. I replied that I'd seen a similar photo in the early '70s and described one a bit like this, though I remember the model being closer and 'Hitler' looking into the camera and appearing rather comically shocked. It was obviously a performance.

Then someone posted a link to a photo, which was something like the above one. Whoever it is, it is NOT Hitler!
 
There wasn't a photo originally, just a description of one. I replied that I'd seen a similar photo in the early '70s and described one a bit like this, though I remember the model being closer and 'Hitler' looking into the camera and appearing rather comically shocked. It was obviously a performance.

Then someone posted a link to a photo, which was something like the above one. Whoever it is, it is NOT Hitler!

Oh, I see. I did read the thread, including your bedroom poster (I can picture your decor now: Bowie...Roxy Music......Hitler... :) ). So we'll assume any such photos are faked then?

Wouldn't anyone genuinely taking such a compromising snap have been immediately shot or locked up? Or locked up then shot? Oh well, we've had a laugh with this thread!
 
Oh, I see. I did read the thread, including your bedroom poster (I can picture your decor now: Bowie...Roxy Music......Hitler... :) ). So we'll assume any such photos are faked then?

Wouldn't anyone genuinely taking such a compromising snap have been immediately shot or locked up? Or locked up then shot? Oh well, we've had a laugh with this thread!

Yup, they'd've been shot to BUGGERY. The photos are publicity for a 1970s German theatrical troupe. Hitler did not cavort for the camera with naked ladies. The black-stage background is a big clue. It's not an attempt to, er, blacken the Fuhrer's good name. (What a strange sentence THAT was!)
 
Looking closer I think that is a Fiesler Storch recon plane behind him, it could actually be real !.
 
Found it, could be good shoop

The photo looks pretty much 1970s to me : the quality of the resolution, the ladies... style, the staged debauchery. Having an original reconaissance airplane to compose the picture can make it legitimate but not authentic... :)

Besides, yes, this is golden meme-material! :D
 
The Fieseler Fi 156 Storch Production continued in other countries into the 1950s for the private market.

Certain to be out of some porn magazine or B grade flick post WWII. The odds of Hitler being with drunk women is equal to the odds of someone taking images of such an event and escaping with them alive.
 
The Fieseler Fi 156 Storch Production continued in other countries into the 1950s...

It was an excellent design for its time. The high-lift “parasol” wing meant that a skilled pilot could put its nose into a headwind and hover over a fixed point on the ground. ldeal for its main purpose: reconnaissance and surveillance.

maximus otter
 
I once read that this plane was recorded in tests as having actually flown backwards when put in to a strong headwind and throttled back. It's been described as helicopter like. Truly a legendary aircraft.

I think it owes a lot of it's fame though to the famous female pilot Hanna Reitsch who landed a Storch in the Tiergarten close to the Brandenburg Gate during the seige of Berlin. There's a bunch of not so trivial triva at the Wikipedia link which is a fascinating read on the life of Hanna Reitsch. Truly this woman lead a charmed life. The ending I think, at my age, is understandable and equally heroic in it's own way: One hellcat of a woman that one was.

From Wikipedia on her death.

"Reitsch died in Frankfurt at the age of 67, on 24 August 1979, apparently after a heart attack. She had never married."

Former British test pilot and Royal Navy officer Eric Brown said he received a letter from Reitsch in early August 1979 in which she said, "It began in the bunker, there it shall end." Within weeks she was dead. Brown speculated that Reitsch had taken the cyanide capsule Hitler had given her in the bunker, and that she had taken it as part of a suicide pact with Greim. No autopsy was performed, or at least no such report is available.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanna_Reitsch
 
I'd assumed we were talking about this picture, as I'd seen it before. I found it by googling 'Hitler tit' - now that's a moment in my life I hadn't anticipated.

This is the one which I think looks less like Hitler and more like Harry Dean Stanton. Perhaps this isn't the image originally posted? Whoever it is, he's wearing his special glove.

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That is very similar to the photo I remember. It's a publicity shot for a German theatre show.
 
Yes, it was some theatrical event - that certainly rings a bell (though not a super-high-voltage-anti-gravity-time-travel one loaded with gyrating heavy metals).
 
Those young ladies look like they are in need of a good square meal or nine! Which was a look fashionable in the 70's and beyond, but not so much in the 30's.
 
It was started over 15 years ago so it's certainly got legs..

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This photo is the giveaway, if such were needed.

'Hitler' is being posed as appearing to gaze at the woman's left breast. His eyes are wide to help us follow his line of vision.

However, he's actually looking at her mid-chest and certainly not at her nipple. His posture wouldn't allow him to see that directly.

A porn photographer taught me such photographic eye-tricks. ;)
I use them to humorous effect in my own snaps.
 
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