Jaffa 'Cakes' & Biscuit Taxonomy

[Tunn11]

All the things that used to be orange-flavour are now called Jaffa cake flavour. Like people have forgotten what oranges are, but still have a good grasp of Jaffa cakes.

That's a shame; there must be things that rhyme with Jaffa Cake.

 

[catseye]

That's a shame; there must be things that rhyme with Jaffa Cake.

Chocolate flake?

 

[Victory]

That's a shame; there must be things that rhyme with Jaffa Cake.

"Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man", "Pat-a-cake", "patty-cake" or "pattycake" is one of the oldest and most widely known surviving English nursery rhymes. It has a Roud Folk Song Index number of 6486.[1]


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat-a-cake,_pat-a-cake,_baker's_man

 

[catseye]

"Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man", "Pat-a-cake", "patty-cake" or "pattycake" is one of the oldest and most widely known surviving English nursery rhymes. It has a Roud Folk Song Index number of 6486.[1]


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat-a-cake,_pat-a-cake,_baker's_man

But using 'cake' to rhyme with 'cake' is a bit of a rookie error...

 

[Victory]

But using 'cake' to rhyme with 'cake' is a bit of a rookie error...

There is no rule to prevent rhyming cake with cake.

But if this not to your liking, then how about the below incident being described as "Rafa Fake?"

https://www.express.co.uk/sport/ten...afael-Nadal-Nick-Kyrgios-ATP-Tour-tennis-news