Nude News: The Naked Truth

[Sid]

His lost luggage?

Or absolutely Skin't.

 

[hunck]

Ah. . . but did he have anything to declare though?

Nothing but his genius. He was just getting in the mood for his Club 18-30 holiday.

 

[uair01]

Bavarian police made a trouser-less video protesting the shortage of police uniforms:

 

[ramonmercado]

Another catastrophe.

A Dublin man appeared in court completely nude and refused to wear clothes after his "emotional support" cat went missing during a traffic stop arrest.

The facts of the case were laid bare when Joseph Davis, 51, appeared before Judge Marie Quirke at a weekend sitting of Dublin District Court.

Mr Davis, of Ashington Mews, Dublin 7, was charged with Road Traffic Act offences of failing to give gardaí his details and not keeping the car stationary during an alleged incident on Friday at Dunsink Drive in Finglas.

Judge Quirke heard the motorist refused to wear his clothes when brought to the courthouse. She remanded him in custody with consent to €200 bail, directed medical attention and asked gardaí to find out what happened to his cat, Oliver.

https://www.rte.ie/news/ireland/2024/0407/1442212-courts-cat/

 

[escargot]

The facts of the case were laid bare

 

[uair01]

This nice book claims this is true:
Ross Petras, Kathryn Petras - Stupid Sex-Main Street Books (1998)

On Legal Technicalities
A Vancouver nightclub was in trouble with the British Columbia Liquor Control Board due to the nude dance act it featured.
The owner learned that he had broken the law—not because he had nude dancers at his club, but because he didn’t have an orchestra of at least three pieces.
More than willing to live up to the letter of the law, the nightclub owner hired three musicians to play while the nude dancers danced … three nude female musicians, to be exact.
It was just fine with the board. As one spokesman noted: “As long as he has three musicians, how they are attired is of no concern to us.”

 

[ramonmercado]

Nudist beats off pirate.

Last week in San Francisco's Castro neighborhood, two naked bystanders proved that not all heroes wear capes. In fact, some wear nothing at all.

As reported by The San Francisco Standard, nudists Pete Sferra and Lloyd Fishback were out for a casual, clothing-optional stroll when they stumbled upon a "crazy kind of pirate guy" who was threatening a tourist with a blowtorch.

The bare-bottomed heroes weren't about to let this slide. Fishback, described by Sferra as a "quiet, respectful guy," channeled his inner Rocky and "nailed the guy with a right hook."

https://boingboing.net/2024/07/12/t...crazy-kind-of-pirate-guywith-a-blowtorch.html

 

[uair01]

This website is somewhat toxic and I'm still pondering to block it for myself, but there is some funny stuff between the gore:

Link says it. It's a very strange sight. No heavy stuff:

https://watchpeopledie.tv/h/social/post/225819/naked-dude-stealing-suv-and-flips

 

[kamalktk]

Christmas dinner will include breast's, thighs, meat and two veg.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/uk-news/nudists-christmas-pub-dinner-naked-34169683

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Nudists are invited to a naked Christmas dinner at a cosy pub to get their baubles out. They will be able to be completely naked at the boozer while tucking into turkey.

The Mill Arms in Dunbridge, near Southampton, will be the venue for the Christmas lunch but conservative regulars will be in for a shock if they accidentally step into the wrong room. British Naturism is hosting the event and the pub is happy to welcome them with open arms.

 

[charliebrown]

I never understood why being naked is good for your health, but seems dangerous like mentioned hot surfaces or liquids.

Then there are the insect bites and the poison ivy rashes.

 

[Tigerhawk]

Christmas dinner will include breast's, thighs, meat and two veg.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/uk-news/nudists-christmas-pub-dinner-naked-34169683

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Nudists are invited to a naked Christmas dinner at a cosy pub to get their baubles out. They will be able to be completely naked at the boozer while tucking into turkey.

The Mill Arms in Dunbridge, near Southampton, will be the venue for the Christmas lunch but conservative regulars will be in for a shock if they accidentally step into the wrong room. British Naturism is hosting the event and the pub is happy to welcome them with open arms.

Stuffing the turkey has new meaning....

 

[escargot]

This isn't about you, @kamalktk, just a memory.

Christmas dinner will include breast's, thighs, meat and two veg.

Reminds me of creepy male customers when I worked in a chip shop. We sold chicken portions so they had scope for some nasty lewdness.

Breasts please, big ones, there's a good girl, heh heh heh
Two chicken portions, legs, as far apart as possible heh heh heh

etc

All this to 15 year-olds. Pathetic.

On the other'and, the nudist pub dinner sounds positively wholesome.

 

[Tigerhawk]

This isn't about you, @kamalktk, just a memory.


Reminds me of creepy male customers when I worked in a chip shop. We sold chicken portions so they had scope for some nasty lewdness.

Breasts please, big ones, there's a good girl, heh heh heh
Two chicken portions, legs, as far apart as possible heh heh heh

etc

All this to 15 year-olds. Pathetic.

On the other'and, the nudist pub dinner sounds positively wholesome.

Less fun than you think. So I'm told....

 

[Robbrent]

This isn't about you, @kamalktk, just a memory.


Reminds me of creepy male customers when I worked in a chip shop. We sold chicken portions so they had scope for some nasty lewdness.

Breasts please, big ones, there's a good girl, heh heh heh
Two chicken portions, legs, as far apart as possible heh heh heh

etc

All this to 15 year-olds. Pathetic.

On the other'and, the nudist pub dinner sounds positively wholesome.

Ah those good old days when old men could happily make sexual innuendo at young girls and it was thought to be acceptable or even funny

On to the subject of nudity, the naked body is only presumed a sexual object by society going back to the dawn of civilization, and to be fair women are a lot safer walking the streets with dressed rather than nude, we also have to factor into it the climate it's too bloody cold most days especially in the UK

 

[escargot]

On to the subject of nudity, the naked body is only presumed a sexual object by society going back to the dawn of civilization

It's all about context. In a Finnish sauna for example strangers are at ease naked even in front of the opposite sex.

 

[chanubi]

On tropical islands for example, nudity was fairly common until European arrival.

 

[escargot]

On tropical islands for example, nudity was fairly common until European arrival.

Two words: penis gourd.