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Nude News: The Naked Truth
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Another catastrophe.
A Dublin man appeared in court completely nude and refused to wear clothes after his "emotional support" cat went missing during a traffic stop arrest.
The facts of the case were laid bare when Joseph Davis, 51, appeared before Judge Marie Quirke at a weekend sitting of Dublin District Court.
Mr Davis, of Ashington Mews, Dublin 7, was charged with Road Traffic Act offences of failing to give gardaí his details and not keeping the car stationary during an alleged incident on Friday at Dunsink Drive in Finglas.
Judge Quirke heard the motorist refused to wear his clothes when brought to the courthouse. She remanded him in custody with consent to €200 bail, directed medical attention and asked gardaí to find out what happened to his cat, Oliver.
https://www.rte.ie/news/ireland/2024/0407/1442212-courts-cat/
A Dublin man appeared in court completely nude and refused to wear clothes after his "emotional support" cat went missing during a traffic stop arrest.
The facts of the case were laid bare when Joseph Davis, 51, appeared before Judge Marie Quirke at a weekend sitting of Dublin District Court.
Mr Davis, of Ashington Mews, Dublin 7, was charged with Road Traffic Act offences of failing to give gardaí his details and not keeping the car stationary during an alleged incident on Friday at Dunsink Drive in Finglas.
Judge Quirke heard the motorist refused to wear his clothes when brought to the courthouse. She remanded him in custody with consent to €200 bail, directed medical attention and asked gardaí to find out what happened to his cat, Oliver.
https://www.rte.ie/news/ireland/2024/0407/1442212-courts-cat/
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This nice book claims this is true:
Ross Petras, Kathryn Petras - Stupid Sex-Main Street Books (1998)
On Legal Technicalities
A Vancouver nightclub was in trouble with the British Columbia Liquor Control Board due to the nude dance act it featured.
The owner learned that he had broken the law—not because he had nude dancers at his club, but because he didn’t have an orchestra of at least three pieces.
More than willing to live up to the letter of the law, the nightclub owner hired three musicians to play while the nude dancers danced … three nude female musicians, to be exact.
It was just fine with the board. As one spokesman noted: “As long as he has three musicians, how they are attired is of no concern to us.”
Ross Petras, Kathryn Petras - Stupid Sex-Main Street Books (1998)
On Legal Technicalities
A Vancouver nightclub was in trouble with the British Columbia Liquor Control Board due to the nude dance act it featured.
The owner learned that he had broken the law—not because he had nude dancers at his club, but because he didn’t have an orchestra of at least three pieces.
More than willing to live up to the letter of the law, the nightclub owner hired three musicians to play while the nude dancers danced … three nude female musicians, to be exact.
It was just fine with the board. As one spokesman noted: “As long as he has three musicians, how they are attired is of no concern to us.”
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Nudist beats off pirate.
Last week in San Francisco's Castro neighborhood, two naked bystanders proved that not all heroes wear capes. In fact, some wear nothing at all.
As reported by The San Francisco Standard, nudists Pete Sferra and Lloyd Fishback were out for a casual, clothing-optional stroll when they stumbled upon a "crazy kind of pirate guy" who was threatening a tourist with a blowtorch.
The bare-bottomed heroes weren't about to let this slide. Fishback, described by Sferra as a "quiet, respectful guy," channeled his inner Rocky and "nailed the guy with a right hook."
https://boingboing.net/2024/07/12/t...crazy-kind-of-pirate-guywith-a-blowtorch.html
Last week in San Francisco's Castro neighborhood, two naked bystanders proved that not all heroes wear capes. In fact, some wear nothing at all.
As reported by The San Francisco Standard, nudists Pete Sferra and Lloyd Fishback were out for a casual, clothing-optional stroll when they stumbled upon a "crazy kind of pirate guy" who was threatening a tourist with a blowtorch.
The bare-bottomed heroes weren't about to let this slide. Fishback, described by Sferra as a "quiet, respectful guy," channeled his inner Rocky and "nailed the guy with a right hook."
https://boingboing.net/2024/07/12/t...crazy-kind-of-pirate-guywith-a-blowtorch.html