Objectophilia / Objectum Sexuality: Loving / Marrying Inanimate Objects

Yithian

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Yes but you'd have to shop in the US to find lingerie that would fit a vehicle.

A few years ago I wandered into an outsize clothing store in Itaewon, Seoul, which seemed designed to serve American servicemen and their families. Even accounting for the fact that the armed forces of any nation tend to be on the larger end of the size spectrum and that street fashions are often worn baggy, some of the things they stocked were preposterous: my wife, my daughter and I could have worn some of the tops and trousers simultaneously.

Until that time, I had literally never considered the notion of sizes above (and notably above) XXL. I suppose that I was conceptually aware that somebody might need them, but they have to be seen to be believed.
 

Ogdred Weary

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A few years ago I wandered into an outsize clothing store in Itaewon, Seoul, which seemed designed to serve American servicemen and their families. Even accounting for the fact that the armed forces of any nation tend to be on the larger end of the size spectrum and that street fashions are often worn baggy, some of the things they stocked were preposterous: my wife, my daughter and I could have worn some of the tops and trousers simultaneously.

Until that time, I had literally never considered the notion of sizes above (and notably above) XXL. I suppose that I was conceptually aware that somebody might need them, but they have to be seen to be believed.

I think 5XL exists in the US, though might be here as well in some specialist outlets. I think US sizes are more generous than UK ones as well.

There's a conundrum that the populations of most or all affluent countries (and some poorer ones) are getting fatter yet "normal" clothing seems to be getting tighter fitting. M&S whose main customer base are going to be 40+ and therefore prone to middle age spread have "new and improved" fit on their clothes, which mean they are all tighter/smaller. M&S are apparently suffering financial issues, decisions like that aren't helping.
 

Lord Lucan

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Right, here's another with an attraction to an inanimate object, however, to be fair, it got turned on by her too!

Woman's attraction to chandeliers not a sexual orientation, ruling says
A British woman in a long-term relationship with a 92-year-old German chandelier has been told that her attraction to historic light fittings is not considered to be a protected sexual orientation.
The press regulator, Ipso, made the ruling after Amanda Liberty, a woman from Leeds in her mid thirties, complained about an article in the Sun mocking her public declaration of love for Lumiere, her name for an intricate lamp she bought on eBay.
She argued that the newspaper’s article breached the regulator’s code of conduct which requires publishers to avoid prejudicial or pejorative references to an individual’s sexuality.
https://www.theguardian.com/media/2...handeliers-not-a-sexual-orientation-ipso-says
 

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Hope they'll have great sex together! I don't think she will ever say no.
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LOVE ISN'T DEAD
Bizarre moment bodybuilder MARRIES sex doll in creepy ceremony saying she’s a ‘tender soul inside’

  • 25 Nov 2020, 17:29
  • Updated: 25 Nov 2020, 17:31

A BODYBUILDER from Kazakhstan has ‘married’ a sex doll in a jaw-dropping ceremony celebrating their 18-month relationship.

Yuri Tolochko married his sex doll fiancée Margo in a traditional ceremony – complete with a celebrant, dozens of happy guests and a romantic first dance.

Yuri Tolochko has 'married' his sex doll fiancée Margo after popping the question in December 2019

Bedecked in a smart black dinner suit and bow tie, the groom is all smiles in his wedding video, posted on Instagram today, as he dances with his stunning bride in her lacy white gown.

Taking his perfectly made-up new wife in his arms, Mr Tolochko and Margo look every bit the happy couple.

Only Margo is actually a synthetic sex doll.

Sharing footage of the unusual celebration on Instagram, the bearded actor wrote: “It's happened. To be continued.”


In the social media video shared on Instagram to more than 140,000 followers across their two accounts, Mr Tolochko slips a ring onto Margo’s finger before the pair share a tender kiss in front of a crowd of delighted wedding guests.

The marriage might be unconventional, but it has been on the cards since December 2019 when Mr Tolochko popped the big question to his beloved sex doll girlfriend.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/13297608/bizarre-moment-bodybuilder-marries-sex-doll-creepy-ceremony/

 

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He now has a wife who wont nag, wont hog the bathroom, wont mysteriously get pregnant and who wont spend his money.

A complete winner.
 

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Hope they'll have great sex together! I don't think she will ever say no.
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LOVE ISN'T DEAD
Bizarre moment bodybuilder MARRIES sex doll in creepy ceremony saying she’s a ‘tender soul inside’


A BODYBUILDER from Kazakhstan has ‘married’ a sex doll in a jaw-dropping ceremony celebrating their 18-month relationship.

Yuri Tolochko married his sex doll fiancée Margo in a traditional ceremony – complete with a celebrant, dozens of happy guests and a romantic first dance.

Yuri Tolochko has 'married' his sex doll fiancée Margo after popping the question in December 2019'married' his sex doll fiancée Margo after popping the question in December 2019

Bedecked in a smart black dinner suit and bow tie, the groom is all smiles in his wedding video, posted on Instagram today, as he dances with his stunning bride in her lacy white gown.

Taking his perfectly made-up new wife in his arms, Mr Tolochko and Margo look every bit the happy couple.

Only Margo is actually a synthetic sex doll.

Sharing footage of the unusual celebration on Instagram, the bearded actor wrote: “It's happened. To be continued.”


In the social media video shared on Instagram to more than 140,000 followers across their two accounts, Mr Tolochko slips a ring onto Margo’s finger before the pair share a tender kiss in front of a crowd of delighted wedding guests.

The marriage might be unconventional, but it has been on the cards since December 2019 when Mr Tolochko popped the big question to his beloved sex doll girlfriend.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/13297608/bizarre-moment-bodybuilder-marries-sex-doll-creepy-ceremony/


Brilliant! Every single word is bollocks! Not untrue, just bollocks. You can't marry an object.
Or Maybe You Can In Kazakhstan! as the official Tourist Information slogan goes.*


*Also bollocks.
 

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Brilliant! Every single word is bollocks! Not untrue, just bollocks. You can't marry an object.
Or Maybe You Can In Kazakhstan! as the official Tourist Information slogan goes.*

*Also bollocks.

Exactly. To give just one example of this story's testicularity:
The marriage might be unconventional, but it has been on the cards since December 2019 when Mr Tolochko popped the big question to his beloved sex doll girlfriend

Right... so she said yes, did she?
 

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Brilliant! Every single word is bollocks! Not untrue, just bollocks. You can't marry an object.
Or Maybe You Can In Kazakhstan! as the official Tourist Information slogan goes.*


*Also bollocks.

We have a thread: Objectophilia: loving/marrying inanimate objects (don't know how to map to it). Seems it's OK to marry a duvet cover or pillow just as long as it doesn't have 'holes' in it. What I found most creepy about the Kazakhstan reception were the smiles and cheers from the other wedding guests - I'm an intolerant prude, I wouldn't have gone if invited.
 

gordonrutter

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We have a thread: Objectophilia: loving/marrying inanimate objects (don't know how to map to it). Seems it's OK to marry a duvet cover or pillow just as long as it doesn't have 'holes' in it. What I found most creepy about the Kazakhstan reception were the smiles and cheers from the other wedding guests - I'm an intolerant prude, I wouldn't have gone if invited.
https://forums.forteana.org/index.php?threads/objectophilia-loving-marrying-inanimate-objects.65326/
 

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Kondoru

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Weddings get marketed so much these days some folk who are never going to experience it might feel left out.

We even have Reaffirmation of vows.
 

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If they washed the duvet they married, and it comes out shredded, can they be done for murder, and what if the doll guy wants kids, is he gonna stick a baby doll up there or blow her up so it looks like she's pregnant then buy a doll after the nine months are up (can't see her having a caesarean).
 

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It's a general saying. Silence is consent, is perhaps more well known. Not that I agree with it.
In the Masonic world, which may be where the phrase originated, the saying is
“Silence Implies Assent”
It is used in certain rituals when one of the officers of the Lodge responds to the Master.
 

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Hope they'll have great sex together! I don't think she will ever say no.
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LOVE ISN'T DEAD
Bizarre moment bodybuilder MARRIES sex doll in creepy ceremony saying she’s a ‘tender soul inside’


A BODYBUILDER from Kazakhstan has ‘married’ a sex doll in a jaw-dropping ceremony celebrating their 18-month relationship.

Yuri Tolochko married his sex doll fiancée Margo in a traditional ceremony – complete with a celebrant, dozens of happy guests and a romantic first dance.

Yuri Tolochko has 'married' his sex doll fiancée Margo after popping the question in December 2019'married' his sex doll fiancée Margo after popping the question in December 2019

Bedecked in a smart black dinner suit and bow tie, the groom is all smiles in his wedding video, posted on Instagram today, as he dances with his stunning bride in her lacy white gown.

Taking his perfectly made-up new wife in his arms, Mr Tolochko and Margo look every bit the happy couple.

Only Margo is actually a synthetic sex doll.

Sharing footage of the unusual celebration on Instagram, the bearded actor wrote: “It's happened. To be continued.”


In the social media video shared on Instagram to more than 140,000 followers across their two accounts, Mr Tolochko slips a ring onto Margo’s finger before the pair share a tender kiss in front of a crowd of delighted wedding guests.

The marriage might be unconventional, but it has been on the cards since December 2019 when Mr Tolochko popped the big question to his beloved sex doll girlfriend.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/13297608/bizarre-moment-bodybuilder-marries-sex-doll-creepy-ceremony/


Nonentity gets publicity.

See also every tabloid newspaper where simpering, pouting, pneumatic twenty-something woman admits, “l left my Rampant Rabbit in the box when l sold my son’s Playstation”, or umpteen variations on the theme, accompanied by several photos of her which - coincidentally - leave little to the imagination.

Symptomatic of a self-obsessed society.

:puke2:

maximus otter
 

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I'm not sure which is stranger - this young woman marrying a briefcase, or the idea that an allegedly Russian woman would be named Rain Gordon.
Woman, 24, who is sexually attracted to objects weds 'love of her life' briefcase

Rain Gordon, 24, from Russia, says she is romantically attracted to objects after buying her "future husband", a briefcase, in a hardware store five years ago

A woman is trying to raise awareness about objectum sexual people.

Rain Gordon says she is romantically attracted to objects after meeting the "love of her life", a briefcase, five years ago.

The 24-year-old, from Russia, has always felt captivated by objects and this eventually grew into a sexual attraction.

Then in June this year, she tied the knot to the case, who she named Gideon, in a ceremony officiated by her friend. ...

She said: "My fascination with objects began at the age of eight.

"From my childhood I believed that a soul is embedded in objects, as well as everything around us.

"I believe in animism, which means that there is life in everything." ...

"Our spiritual connection is shown telepathically. I hear him and he hears me, but from the outside it looks like a monologue." ...

FULL STORY: https://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/woman-24-who-sexually-attracted-23170176
 
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It's non-consensual, this carry-on. He's got no capacity to make such a commitment.

Besides, what does she really know about any previous baggage he's got from earlier relationships? Or what secrets he's concealing? He could become unhinged at any moment, or locked into an argument.

She needs to weigh-up exactly what this so-called relationship really means, and put things on, and in, hold.

But seriously: this is not real. The only question is to what level this is a media construct, or to what extent this woman is playing a game with the world.
 
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It's non-consensual, this carry-on. He's got no capacity to make such a commitment.

Besides, what does she really know about any previous baggage he's got from earlier relationships? Or what secrets he's concealing? He could become unhinged at any moment, or locked into an argument.

She needs to weigh-up exactly what this so-called relationship really means, and put things on, and in, hold.

But seriously: this is not real. The only question is to what level this is a media construct, or to what extent this woman is playing a game with the world.
You're right. It's an open and shut case.
 
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