Odd & Ill-Advised Rectal Insertions

[kesavaross]

Do you see the size of it?

I'm amazed that it actually fitted up there far enough to get stuck. I suppose when the trap door shuts, it's time to go to A & E walking like a duck.

 

[RaM]

Maybe he had recited his war memories to the wrong person one time to many?

 

[Steven]

There's a distinct lack of well-advised rectal insertions featured in this thread.

 

[Mythopoeika]

There's a distinct lack of well-advised rectal insertions featured in this thread.

Is there such a thing?

 

[Steven]

Is there such a thing?

I doubt it, in fairness.

 

[Ascalon]

Is there such a thing?

That's a post grad research project, right there.

 

[Erinaceus]

Wouldn't rectal suppositories be considered well-advised rectal insertions?

(Unless you start to enjoy using them!)

 

[brownmane]

There's a distinct lack of well-advised rectal insertions featured in this thread.

Suppositories? But I think it would be a thread that would be quickly eliminated as a Fortean topic

 

[brownmane]

Wouldn't rectal suppositories be considered well-advised rectal insertions?

(Unless you start to enjoy using them!)

You beat me to it.

 

[Mythopoeika]

Suppositories? But I think it would be a thread that would be quickly eliminated as a Fortean topic

I see what you did there... I suppose...

 

[uair01]

There were 1,502 attendances for ‘foreign body in rectum’.

Some 5,421 people attended due to a ‘foreign body in the vagina’.

https://metro.co.uk/2023/12/28/peop...-bums-2023-20029799/?ito=socialmetrouktwitter

 

[Analogue Boy]

So the pen is mightier than the sword?
(work it out with a pencil)

 

[escargot]

(work it out with a pencil)

Like the constipated mathematician?

 

[RaM]

Somebody must have tried it.

 

[Mythopoeika]

Somebody must have tried it.

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Whoa. Reminds me of this:

 

[ChasFink]

There were 1,502 attendances for ‘foreign body in rectum’.

Some 5,421 people attended due to a ‘foreign body in the vagina’.

https://metro.co.uk/2023/12/28/peop...-bums-2023-20029799/?ito=socialmetrouktwitter

This is even more surprising when you consider that rectums outnumber vaginas roughly two to one amongst the human population. Why don't we have an Odd & Ill-Advised Vaginal Insertions thread? We do have a Foreign Objects Lodged In The Genital / Urinary Organs thread, but that seems to be mostly penis-oriented. (At least that's what it looks like after cursory inspection; penile insertion stories give me the fantods.)

 

[Mythopoeika]

(At least that's what it looks like after cursory inspection; penile insertion stories give me the fantods.)

Thank you for giving me another word!

 

[ChasFink]

Thank you for giving me another word!

Got it from Edward Gorey, who referred to this creature as a fantod.

 

[Erinaceus]

16-inch 'lauki' found inside elderly man's rectum in Madhya Pradesh

In an unusual incident, doctors in Madhya Pradesh reportedly removed a bottle gourd (lauki) from an elderly person's rectum.
....
A team of Dr Manoj Chaudhary, Dr Nandkishore Jatav, Dr Ashish Shukla and Dr Sanjay Maurya successfully removed it from the man's body, but the patient did not reveal how it went inside his rectum, the publication reported.

Answers on a postcard to the usual address.

https://www.deccanherald.com/india/...elderly-mans-rectum-in-madhya-pradesh-3120413

 

[Mythopoeika]

16-inch 'lauki' found inside elderly man's rectum in Madhya Pradesh



Answers on a postcard to the usual address.

https://www.deccanherald.com/india/...elderly-mans-rectum-in-madhya-pradesh-3120413

I'm going to take a guess that he slipped over in the shower and fell on it.

 

[RaM]

I had to Google it,
Lauki : Uses Benefits Side Effects and More
I take it this come under More?

 

[escargot]

This is even more surprising when you consider that rectums outnumber vaginas roughly two to one amongst the human population. Why don't we have an Odd & Ill-Advised Vaginal Insertions thread? We do have a Foreign Objects Lodged In The Genital / Urinary Organs thread, but that seems to be mostly penis-oriented. (At least that's what it looks like after cursory inspection; penile insertion stories give me the fantods.)

You answered your own question there: the people inserting objects into their rectums and the ones doing the same to their genitals are overwhelmingly male. That's why we don't have a thread on women doing it.

 

[Erinaceus]

Eel be feeling better now.

https://vietnamnews.vn/society/1660152/expat-put-live-eel-into-anus-gets-colon-punctured.html

A 31-year-old Indian national nearly lost his life after inserting a live eel, approximately 65cm long, into his anus.

Việt Đức Hospital in Hà Nội on Monday morning said that the hospital's doctors successfully performed emergency surgery to save the patient's life.

On July 27, the emergency department of the hospital received a male patient, 31 years old, an Indian national, who arrived in a state of severe abdominal pain. Upon obtaining the patient's medical history, it was revealed that at around 12pm on July 27, he had inserted a large eel into his anus.

The patient was immediately examined, underwent imaging, tests and an ultrasound. The X-ray images showed a radiopaque skeleton lying horizontally in the abdominal cavity from left to right.

 

[brownmane]

Eel be feeling better now.

https://vietnamnews.vn/society/1660152/expat-put-live-eel-into-anus-gets-colon-punctured.html

 

[JamesWhitehead]

Jollied Eel!

 

[brownmane]

Jollied Eel!

Baaaaad