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Strange Deaths

escargot1 said:
Why is your text large and in blue?
Just curious.
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I'm seeing it as purple... I suppose you could call it purple prose! Arf.
 
gncxx M8, what're you looking at that's large and purple? :lol:
 
escargot1 said:
gncxx M8, what're you looking at that's large and purple? :lol:
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Tsk! You and your mind...
oh wait...

:lol:
 
I laughed too, when he showed me. :lol:
 
Obviously typed in man inches, the're always bigger than an Imperial one.
 
I always use purple text (when it's available) Call it a trade mark! I even used to be called "the purple blaphamy" on certain B7 sites because I keep teasing Avon fans
 
Cultjunky said:
Obviously typed in man inches, the're always bigger than an Imperial one.
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Have you heard Roseanne on the subject of the male talent for map-reading? :D
 
I'm female and read maps fine thatnks and no I am not a lesbien even though I can rewire a plug, change fuses constuct self-assembly items...
 
Proff_Nebulous said:
and no I am not a lesbien even though I can rewire a plug, change fuses constuct self-assembly items...
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Is THAT what lesbians do? Back in secondary school Edward told me something totally different....and I believed him all these years.
 
lol well i did spend most of middle school thinking that 'bumming' meant two boys rubbing their bottoms together.

somehow, i just couldn't quite concieve of what they were referring to.
 
I assumed you typed big because you were partially sighted or something. Which wouldn't make much sense now I come to think it through, since you would still have trouble reading everything else. :?
 
escargot1 said:
Cultjunky said:
Obviously typed in man inches, the're always bigger than an Imperial one.
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Have you heard Roseanne on the subject of the male talent for map-reading? :D
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Missed that one, I'm intrigued.

Being a Lesbian, you might think I could wire a plug and put together flat pack, but you know what they say, 'you don't buy a dog and bark yourself'. I feel it's only fair to my man shaped mates that I let them feel they can do something useful for me. ;) *

* Disclaimer. Should any of my man shaped mates be reading this, I don't mean you. I mean the other ones.

Phew, that was close :eek!!!!:
 
:shock:

I can do all the rewiring plugs/changing fuses/construction AND I get men to do them instead AND I have a gay son. Does that make me one of them there lesbeoons too?

Our Techy's gonna have a shock when I tell him. :oops:

Roseanne on male map-reading skills:
'Men are the natural map-readers. Only a man could believe that one inch equals a hundred miles.'
:lol:
 
Cultjunky said:
Being a Lesbian, you might think I could wire a plug and put together flat pack...
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I can do all that. Does that mean I'm a lesbian too? :shock:
Is being a bloke a barrier to being a lesbian? :D
 
Do you fancy women?

Well, there you go then. :lol:
 
Mythopoeika said:
Cultjunky said:
Being a Lesbian, you might think I could wire a plug and put together flat pack...
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I can do all that. Does that mean I'm a lesbian too? :shock:
Is being a bloke a barrier to being a lesbian? :D
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Not so much a barrier, more a major obstacle, and obstacles can be overcome.

Faggots anyone?
 
I'm not a lesbian. I like men. Couldn't eat a whole one though.

Tried a few times.
 
Mythopoeika said:
Cultjunky said:
Being a Lesbian, you might think I could wire a plug and put together flat pack...
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I can do all that. Does that mean I'm a lesbian too? :shock:
Is being a bloke a barrier to being a lesbian? :D
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You could be a lesbian trapped in a mans body.
 
Eh entertaining though these responces are... they arn't helping... my question? Dose anybody have an answer?
 
There's a lot of tales of chaps dying on the job, often older gentlemen with a younger paramour. There's also tales of larger gentlemen trapping the lady underneath, when they go as they come. Viagra has apparently helped few of these on their way.

(BTW I can rewire plugs and put together flat pack furniture....)
 
Proff_Nebulous said:
Eh entertaining though these responces are... they arn't helping... my question? Dose anybody have an answer?
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Sorry Prof N, I was distracted by all the offers of people joining my team :D

I've missed the show on Bravo, have any truely origional ways to die come up?
 
Timble2 said:
There's a lot of tales of chaps dying on the job, often older gentlemen with a younger paramour. There's also tales of larger gentlemen trapping the lady underneath, when they go as they come. Viagra has apparently helped few of these on their way.
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Didn't Attila the Hun die on his wedding night while halfway through sex with his new bride? He wasn't very large, though.

And Madonna killed someone with her... Body of Evidence! In the film Body of Evidence. Not in real life.
 
Father dies in family row over soccer and religion
http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/wor ... 68711.html

BILL CORCORAN in Cape Town

Sat, Jun 19, 2010

A SOUTH African man who argued with his family over whether they should watch a World Cup match or a religious show on television last Sunday was allegedly beaten to death during the row, police said yesterday.

David Makoeya (61) wanted to watch Germany take on Australia in the opening round of World Cup games, but his wife and two adult children were more keen on a religious programme featuring gospel music.

The family launched into a heated argument over the remote control at their home in Makweya village, Limpopo province, but the disagreement got out of control when the father tried to assert his authority on the situation, police spokesman Mothemane Malefo said.

Mr Makoeya tried to change the TV channel by hand after being refused the remote control, Insp Malefo said, but his actions drew a violent response from his wife Francina (68), son Collin (36) and daughter Lebogang (23).

“It appears they banged his head against the wall,” the inspector said about the family argument taking a turn for the worse. “They phoned the police only after he was badly injured, but by the time the police arrived, the man was already dead.”

The three family members appeared at a special court yesterday for the first time since their arrest on Sunday night. The court heard that Mr Makoeya had been stabbed in the back and suffered severe head injuries.

The accused were granted bail of R1,500 each (€150), and their case was postponed until July 27th.

The accused daughter has taken up her bail option, but her mother and brother remain in custody.

In another court in Pretoria, Nigerian Kunle Benjamin was sentenced to three years in prison for being in possession of 30 stolen match tickets when stopped in his car by police who said he was driving erratically. “As the suspect was acting suspiciously, police decided to search him and the 30 tickets were discovered,” said police spokeswoman Sally de Beer.

South Africa’s Mail Guardian newspaper has reported that police are investigating rival security companies that lost out during the tender process for the World Cup and whether they were involved in organising wildcat strikes by security stewards at stadiums this week.

Security was thrown into disarray when stewards at stadiums in Johannesburg, Cape Town and Durban downed tools on match days, claiming they were only being paid a fraction of what they had been promised.

The strikes, which led to the dismissal of many workers, have meant that police had to take over operations from security company Stallion at four stadiums. Fifa has refused to address questions from the media about the stewards’ strike since last Tuesday.

It has been reported that the cost of having South Africa’s police force step into the breach could cost the government more than €10 million, even though Fifa and the local organising committees are responsible for security at match venues.
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beakboo said:
I nearly died of boredom watching the film.
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It is an incredibly boring film, but the producers missed a trick in not having Madge kill Attila the Hun with her... Body of Evidence!
 
"Death by Madonna"

Now there's an FT headline if ever there was one :lol:
 
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