Mythopoeika
I am a meat popsicle
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Typically, people put in 2 slices of meat in a sandwich. I do, anyway.There is some Fortean paradox regarding the meat to bread ratio: no matter how much meat I buy, it still is consumed faster than the bread. I started out with a 1:1 meat to bread ratio decades ago, and slowly worked up to 4:1 meat to bread ratio. It still goes faster than the bread. The only sandwich meat which does not do this is liverwurst, leading me to the unescapable conclusion that liverwurst is Fortean in its intrinsic qualities. The rather plebian suggestions that I needed to buy different, more palatable bread are, of course, ridiculous.
I guess this depends upon the thickness of each slice of meat too - the thinner it is, the more slices will be put into the sandwich.
So... buy thicker meat.