Speaking as a furriner, what's the matter with Camborne? I bet it isn't as bad as Middlesbrough!
I've been told (don't know if it's true) that there are genuine inbreeding problems as well... I know there are in Redruth and I have a feeling Camborne is the same.
As far as I remember the only decent shop there was Trevada music which is where I did my work experience when I was in school and where I got my first clarinet