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Weird Sex (Practices, Preferences & Accoutrements!)

escargot1 said:
Woman tricked friend into having sex by pretending to be a man, court hears



People are a bit strange, aren't they!
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Update to this story:

Fake penis 'sex attack' woman Gayle Newland has conviction quashed over judge's comments

Originally sentenced to 8 years, Court of Appeal found the original conviction in November last year was unsafe and she will now face a re-trial.

Appeal court Lady Justice Hallett said the original trial judge Roger Dutton QC did not ensure the summing up overall was “properly fair and balanced.”
 
Mythopoeika said:
Good luck to your, er, friend.
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"Say ello to my liddle friend!"

If you scroll down to the 'How does the base part feel against your pelvis?' part, it mentions Newton's Third Law to explain how it grips the shaft. Classy. :)
 
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Macrophilia: Men who fantasise about sex with giants will use virtual reality to make it happen

Men who want to have sex with giants are using the internet and new technology to bring their incredibly niche fetish to life – and virtual reality could be the next frontier.
Macrophilia – which translates as ‘lover of large’ – refers to people who are aroused by the thought of having sex with others who are significantly larger than they are.
By larger, they mean huge – we’re talking King Kong size, or larger.
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http://www.independent.co.uk/life-s...rtual-reality-to-make-it-happen-a7382661.html
 
Polymorphous perversity is escalating, I'm sure, as people spend more and more time in virtual worlds.

I know that Disney porn has been around for decades as well as Peanuts porn etc. etc. I am not forgetting the Tijuana Bibles featuring Mickey Mouse, Popeye, Little Orphan Annie. Images of the last-named might technically get you locked up!

Those things were often jaw-droppingly obscene but it was difficult to imagine people finding them arousing.

I am given to understand that more recent examples of cartoon-porn draw on The Lion King, Beauty and the Beast etc etc. with much more anatomical detail than was possible in the past and that they excite the loins of enthusiasts.

Of course Photoshop has been put to pornographic use for a long time - and I mean long! Implausible organ enhancements have been easier to achieve onscreen than in the operating theatre but boring old photo sets can now be jazzed up with extra limbs and organs. Centaurs, conjoined porn, performers with more arms than a Hindu Goddess intruding into cavities never previously known . . .

The humour tends to have dissipated with the growing sophistication of the techniques; it can't be long before the first dysmorphic cartoon-people are demanding their right to surgery which will transform them into their rightful shapes.
Come to think of those Manchester lip-people, that day has already arrived. :huh:
 
Ecosexuals Believe Having Sex with the Earth Could Save It
By Neil McArthur
November 2, 2016

If you happen to find yourself in Sydney this week, you have the unique opportunity to have sex with the earth. You just need to stop by the "ecosexual bathhouse," which is currently part of the Syndey LiveWorks Festival of experimental art. The bathhouse is an interactive installation created by artists Loren Kronemyer and Ian Sinclair of Pony Express, who described the work to me as a "no-holds-barred extravaganza meant to dissolve the barriers between species as we descend into oblivion" as the result of our global environmental crisis. But they also see their piece as a part of a much larger ecosexual movement, which they say is gathering momentum around the world.
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http://www.vice.com/read/ecosexuals-believe-having-sex-with-the-earth-could-save-it
 
There's an early Kim Newman novel called Jago which has a farmer having sex with his field to make sure the crops grow well. Didn't realise it was based on a true story.
 
Married dad Paul Hook of Penzance masturbated on underwear while working at woman's home
By WBJeff | Posted: November 02, 2016

A married father who masturbated on a woman's underwear in "a moment of madness" while doing building work on her home was caught using a DNA match.
Paul Hook, 49, had been subcontracted as a builder and was working with others at the property when the woman allowed him into the conservatory to use the electricity supply for power tools, Truro magistrates heard.
But she did not say he could go anywhere else in her home, Alison May, for the CPS, said.

However when she returned from work later that day she discovered that a pair of knickers in a drawer in her bedroom were wet and reported it to the police.
A forensic examination revealed semen on the underwear which proved to be a one in a billion match to Hook, of Paul, Penzance.

His victim told the police she felt violated by what had happened in her own home at St Just and was scared and confused because of the oddness of the behaviour.
Hook pleaded guilty to damaging her underwear to the value of £10 on May 10.
He told Truro magistrates: "I am disgusted with myself. This has never happened before and will never happen again."

Probation officer Maggs Hopwood said Hook, a married man with a teenage daughter, admitted sexual activity with the woman's underwear, saying it had been " a moment of madness". He was disgusted with himself and regretful.

Hook was given a community order for a year and told to do 40 hours of unpaid work. The magistrates made a restraining order preventing him from contacting the woman or going to her address. He had to pay £170 costs and charges.

http://www.westbriton.co.uk/married...woman-s-home/story-29862257-detail/story.html
 
rynner2 said:
she discovered that a pair of knickers in a drawer in her bedroom were wet and reported it to the police.
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How interesting. I'm assuming here that wet meant obviously semen-stained. Good on her for reporting it. Must've been embarrassing to talk to the police about.

Hook wasn't convicted of a sex crime but of criminal damage so won't be on the Sex Offenders' Register., even though this was a sexually-motivated crime. The restraining order must be a reassurance for Ms May.

What a wanker though, eh.
 
And unlikely to have been as the convicted man suggests a one-off error in judgement, more likely either the logical conclusion (pardon the pun) of an escalating pattern of behavior or perhaps the continuance of a behavior.
 
Heckler20 said:
And unlikely to have been as the convicted man suggests a one-off error in judgement, more likely either the logical conclusion (pardon the pun) of an escalating pattern of behavior or perhaps the continuance of a behavior.
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Yup, can't see him getting much building work in future. I bet his missis is less than pleased too.
 
Joe goes to the Vienna Beach Topless Parade .. NSFW if your boss or co-workers are afraid of nipples and breasts

 
But....there's no nipples on view..I'm not getting it - why bare ya tits but not your nipples? Is one legal but not the other? Or is it a sunburn thing? I demand to see nipples!
 
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