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Weird Sex (Practices, Preferences & Accoutrements!)

rynner2 said:
There was a song in the charts some years ago now called "Don't mess with my tutu", which sparked a lot of speculation! (I expect Swifty will be along with a video shortly... :p )
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Swifty said:
But can your pussy do the dog ?

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There's no domesticated animals in my house swifty - so it's more like can the hairy nosed wombat do the brown antechinus...which if it was round the other way I'd say yeah, so yeah nah.
 
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Frideswide said:
I don't want to worry you but that is what my Great Aunt called it when she was doing The Talk for me :) *raises glass to Great Aunt* :kiss:

I use cunt or pussy.
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Great Aunt Mungo has a nice ring to it Frides. No worries Love, she'll be right!
 
This could go into "forgotten history" but it wil get more readers here:

No doubt [William] Blake's aberrations were mainly matters of speech or writing; it is however said, truly or falsely, that once in a patriarchal mood he did propose to add a second wife to their small and shifting household, and was much perplexed at meeting on one hand with tears and on all hands with remonstrances.

...there is the possibility that he entertained mentally some polygamous project, and justified it on some patriarchal theory. A project and a theory are one thing, however, and a woman is another; and though there is abundant suggestion of the project and theory, there is no evidence at all of the woman.

http://www.esoteric.msu.edu/VolumeII/BlakeFull.html
 
I used to love the esoterica site!

Hell! It was fifteen years ago!

The early issues were online complete and for free. I think more recent editions require a subscription. That Blake essay is one I found especially interesting and should revisit.

It is shocking how much we forget. :)
 
Watching porn in public is not OK. It’s harassment
Monday 16 January 2017 16.44 GMT

You’re on the train, or the bus, or the tube, or the tram. Perhaps you’re on the way to work, crammed in during the damp crush of winter rush hour. Or you’re on your way home, and it’s late, and dark, and half empty. Or maybe, even, because you are young, you are on your way to or from school. Whatever the purpose of your journey, you are sharing it with other people, and, as often happens in a public place, your eyes flicker to the screen of the device of the person next to you, and that man (because it does often seem to be a man) is watching porn, right in front of you.
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https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jan/16/watching-porn-bus-public-harassment-education
 
I was going to post a story I saw on Facebook, about a woman who's tried bonking a male sex doll (verdict: very nice penis but the doll didn't move and felt cold, OK, right, so back to necrophilia it is then) but can't bring myself to recommend a Sun story.
 
How do you deal with catching your kid 'bashing one out' ? ... worry no more.

 
MungomanII said:
There's no domesticated animals in my house swifty - so it's more like can the hairy nosed wombat do the brown antechinus...which if it was round the other way I'd say yeah, so yeah nah.
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in the running for favourite post for January!
 
gellatly68 said:
If I saw her intruding on my privacy and talking in that dead-eyed way, it'd put me off for LIFE.
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When I had two teenage sons living at home, sharing a bedroom, one put up girly posters and the other objected. I told Girly Poster Son 'OK, if you really need to see boobs here're MINE!' and pretended to raise my shirt.

A compromise was soon reached and the posters were displayed on the inside of the wardrobe door.
 
escargot1 said:
When I had two teenage sons living at home, sharing a bedroom, one put up girly posters and the other objected. I told Girly Poster Son 'OK, if you really need to see boobs here're MINE!' and pretended to raise my shirt.

A compromise was soon reached and the posters were displayed on the inside of the wardrobe door.
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Once, when I was in my early teens, my Mum and Sister for some reason came into my bedroom to give me a cheerful good morning wake up. My Mum pulled my bedroom curtains open and my Sis decided to pull my duvet off while shouting "TA DA !!" .. the only problem was that I had a morning stiffy and I was sleeping with nothing on. My Mum ushered my Sis out of the room quickly and the incident was never spoken about again.
 
Apparently this is some sort of sexual fetish for some people ? .. being inside a balloon .. I'm all for it if they're having fun and no balloons are injured, go for it !! ..

 
escargot1 said:
When I had two teenage sons living at home, sharing a bedroom, one put up girly posters and the other objected. I told Girly Poster Son 'OK, if you really need to see boobs here're MINE!' and pretended to raise my shirt.

A compromise was soon reached and the posters were displayed on the inside of the wardrobe door.
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Well handled Essy.
 
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