...giving her a foot massage while she was calling him "peasant!"
Jaysus, mate,Sometimes I feel a bit sorry for the Mrs's female co workers because they confide in her their private sex lives then she comes home and tells me , rarely something I haven't heard about or possibly done myself in the past so I can always keep a straight face the next time I can meet these women. I wondered if my Mrs does this to drop a hint that she wants to spice up our sex life but I don't think so? .. I enjoy 'experimental' when the mood's right. I hope I'm not boring?.
The anecdotes are usually funny. Someone called **** admitted to the Mrs that she was going on a first date with someone she fancied but she had a big pimple/spot on her bottom so it was "I'm not going to let him give me one because I've got a spot on my bum and I don't want him to see it so I'm going to give him a blowie."
Another one's been celibate for years. Her fella dotes on her but she's recently snogged someone else at some boy band gig.
Another one's screwing a local cocaine dealer on the quiet and she's respected in our unaware community. She sells me cheap tobacco from the same bloke who I don't want to meet.
My favourite one is the blonde Lithuanian who's a good laugh but a bit of a marriage wrecker because even straight women admit she's very attractive. That and I've had to warn a mate about her because she's got him wrapped around her little finger. I've been told she enjoys mutual masturbation over the phone with blokes she meets online (fair enough), my mate was filmed giving her a foot massage while she was calling him "peasant!" so she's a dominatrix. The strangest one I've been told about her so far is that sometimes her son sleeps in bed with her. He's at least 16. She says that's not unusual in Lithuania and states "I'm not f*****g him!". Then she told the Mrs he was falling asleep next to her one night and she's suddenly remembered she'd previously stashed her vibrator under the pillow her son was now sleeping on so she had to retrieve it without waking him up.
I get sporadic reports like this when the Mrs comes home. I don't ask but I get told anyway.
Reminds me of when I went to an Ann Summers party many years ago.Sometimes I feel a bit sorry for the Mrs's female co workers because they confide in her their private sex lives then she comes home and tells me , rarely something I haven't heard about or possibly done myself in the past so I can always keep a straight face the next time I can meet these women. I wondered if my Mrs does this to drop a hint that she wants to spice up our sex life but I don't think so? .. I enjoy 'experimental' when the mood's right. I hope I'm not boring?.
The anecdotes are usually funny. Someone called **** admitted to the Mrs that she was going on a first date with someone she fancied but she had a big pimple/spot on her bottom so it was "I'm not going to let him give me one because I've got a spot on my bum and I don't want him to see it so I'm going to give him a blowie."
Another one's been celibate for years. Her fella dotes on her but she's recently snogged someone else at some boy band gig.
Another one's screwing a local cocaine dealer on the quiet and she's respected in our unaware community. She sells me cheap tobacco from the same bloke who I don't want to meet.
My favourite one is the blonde Lithuanian who's a good laugh but a bit of a marriage wrecker because even straight women admit she's very attractive. That and I've had to warn a mate about her because she's got him wrapped around her little finger. I've been told she enjoys mutual masturbation over the phone with blokes she meets online (fair enough), my mate was filmed giving her a foot massage while she was calling him "peasant!" so she's a dominatrix. The strangest one I've been told about her so far is that sometimes her son sleeps in bed with her. He's at least 16. She says that's not unusual in Lithuania and states "I'm not f*****g him!". Then she told the Mrs he was falling asleep next to her one night and she's suddenly remembered she'd previously stashed her vibrator under the pillow her son was now sleeping on so she had to retrieve it without waking him up.
I get sporadic reports like this when the Mrs comes home. I don't ask but I get told anyway.
That's wrong those girls sold each other outReminds me of when I went to an Ann Summers party many years ago.
The then Mr Snail was a high school teacher in the same town so I didn't have a drink and certainly wasn't telling saucy personal stories.
I purchased Jelly Bums and Chocolate Boobs (or the other way round, can't remember) rather than sexy pants or marital aids. All very safe - didn't want any rumours starting.
(Dumped said sweets in the hall on my return and the dog found them.)
However, everyone else was swigging the wine and blabbing. Seems they toddled home smashed and told their menfolk about each other's indiscretions.
As the men also knew each other, word got round, and over the next week or so there were front doors hammered on, assorted black eyes and fat lips, and sundry throwings-out of both male and female partners.
Loose lips sink, er, relationhips.
One up the bum, no'arm done.they'd both got lost in the moment, he'd let her but now he was ashamed.
She's a chutney ferret!.One up the bum, no'arm done.
…Anne Summers stuff…those parties men aren't allowed to go to where they buy and sell vibrators, all have a giggle etc etc ..
Fixed that for you.WEF's 2024 theme: "Rebuilding Thrust."
Oh well that's settled it then.Source: Daily Mail
I have two sources, it's also on ZeroHedgeOh well that's settled it then.
Course with the all round shortage of workers in every sector, maybe they only had two employees and several, ahem, job openings.Too good to fact check
SEX WORKERS "FULLY BOOKED" AT DAVOS
This year's WEF meeting at Davos appears to be heading in the usual direction of drug-fuelled bung-bunga sex parties.
Local escort service web site officially announced:
"All local service providers are completely booked during the WEF week."
WEF's 2024 theme: "Rebuilding Trust."
Source: Daily Mail
Course with the all round shortage of workers in every sector, maybe they only had two employees and several, ahem, job openings.
"All hands to the pimps!"
maximus otter
"All hands to the pimps!"
maximus otter
I read this yesterday and ended up with more questions than answers!Man with 'penis–splitting erection' after 'Super Viagra' orgy accidentally flashed teen
/ Because yes, the first thing you do when leaving the orgy because you took too much viagra and your penis feels like it's about to explode is go for some drive-through takeout, obviously...
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/man-penissplitting-erection-after-super-31952628
And he "accidentally" exposed himself. Sure.Man with 'penis–splitting erection' after 'Super Viagra' orgy accidentally flashed teen
/ Because yes, the first thing you do when leaving the orgy because you took too much viagra and your penis feels like it's about to explode is go for some drive-through takeout, obviously...
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/man-penissplitting-erection-after-super-31952628
And we have a winner for the January 2024 teeshirt slogan competition..!Too good to fact check
So does he keep a third one in reserve? Or is he just a bit of a dick himself, plus those two others? Ah, wait...maybe all his axes are mutually-orthogonal, meaning that he has an X, Y and Z axis...ensuring that he's an ultra 3-dimensional guy? (sorry, that's a bit of a graphic CAD joke)A man with two penises.....Known only as Triple D
Ditto-snap...yes, I too remember from a long time ago, the Blackpool Tussauds 'Gallery of Extreme Extremity' <does a Sideshow Bob shiver>I felt I could ignore the "content advisory" warnings and so I sidled in
Gentlemen, I present to you the Dune 2 Popcorn Bucket, which the internet has decided is definitely not a fleshlighlight and that those teeth wont be covered in oil from theater butter.
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