Weird Sex (Practices, Preferences & Accoutrements!)

[Anome]

Likely so, you're a male.

And so is Desmond Morris.

I just don't trust him, that's all.

 

[Leaferne]

I've had my doubts about him ever since I read in one of his dog or cat books (don't remember which) that the animal would suffer emotionally from not having a sex life, and therefore neutering and spaying should be carefully considered. I believe he suggested vasectomy and tubal ligation, so the critter could at least go through the motions.

 

[Mal_Adjusted]

Orgies are the way to ease social tensions,

Hi

another goodie for you:

source:
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Orgies are the way to ease social tensions, claims US judge

http://www.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,3604,1317186,00.html

Oliver Burkeman in New York
Friday October 1, 2004
The Guardian

quote:
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He is the conservative bastion of the US supreme court, a favourite of President Bush, and a hunting partner of the vice-president. He has argued vociferously against abortion rights, and in favour of anti-sodomy laws.
But it turns out that there is another side to Justice Antonin Scalia: he thinks
Americans ought to be having more orgies.

Challenged about his views on sexual morality, Justice Scalia surprised his
audience at Harvard University, telling them: "I even take the position that
sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged."

It seems unlikely that this is what President Bush meant when he promised to appoint more judges like Scalia to the court, should the opportunity arise. Crucially, Justice Scalia is one of the judges in favour of overturning Roe v Wade, the landmark judgment protecting abortion as a constitutional right.

One audience member also asked the judge "whether you have any gay friends, and, if not, whether you'd like to be my friend," the Harvard Crimson newspaper reported.

"I probably do have some gay friends, but I have never pressed the point,"
Justice Scalia responded. He offered no clue to the logic behind his claim that
orgies eliminate social tensions.

Nobody asked him whether he was familiar with Rick Moody's novel The Ice Storm, turned into a movie by Ang Lee, which appeared to suggest the exact opposite.

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endquote

usual caveats apply

Mal F

 

[JamesWhitehead]

SilburyMoon: "Mostly because it means that he's found them in Esther Rantzen."

I think this is quite a juicy piece of showbiz gossip, given that she was married
for years to the producer Desmond Wilcox!

How many other Dirty Desmonds have been in there for a dig?

"Oh look, Esther, it's that carrot from 1968!"

 

[MrRING]

The ultimate weird fetish: Weird Noses!

This site is Nabucco's Nosegirls

http://www.pinocchia.com/nabucco/

A site for anyone who gets turned on by a woman's nose. This site contains pictures of great 'nose ladies', plus other related material like stories, links and also some simple interactive games.

Ladies / girls: Did you know that there are of lots of guys out there that love girls whose noses aren't 'small' or 'perfect'? I hope this site will make at least some of its female visitors stop considering rhinoplasty ("nose jobs"). Just take a look at the wonderful, beautiful noses on this site.

This doesn't mean that I would have forgotten about the fact that there's a person behind the face. It's not the intention to reduce a woman to just a nose.

 

[Mighty_Emperor]

Re: Dakimakura

Getting in Bed With the Customer By Chris Kohler


02:00 AM Feb. 06, 2004 PT

You can't take the voluptuous, bikini-clad vixens from Tecmo's Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball to bed with you -- but if you buy an Xbox in Japan this March, Microsoft will give you the next best thing.

.............

So, to celebrate the Japanese release of Dead or Alive Online next month, Microsoft is rolling out a special edition Xbox set with an extra-special bonus -- a dakimakura, or "hugging pillow," that features a life-size, front-and-back print of teenage character Kasumi in a skimpy bikini.

http://www.wired.com/news/games/0,2101,62176,00.html

Along similar lines?

Boyfriend pillow for Japan singles

Japan's single women are being offered the ultimate sleeping partner - a comfort to cuddle up to, but one which does not snore or make demands.

The Boyfriend's Arm Pillow, shaped like a man's torso with one sturdy arm, has been on sale since December and has so far been snapped up by 1,000 singles.

Manufacturer Kameo said the pillow's shape also keeps the body balanced.

One woman, Junko Suzuki, told AP: "It makes me relaxed... I can hold the arm and feel something warm at my side".

The pillow is only available in Japan, where it costs about 8,500 Yen (), and is available in blue, pink or green.

Ms Suzuki, who is separated from her husband, says the pillow has other advantages.

"It keeps holding me all the way through. I think this is great because this does not betray me," she told AP.

Story from BBC NEWS:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/3699516.stm

Published: 2004/09/29 07:33:55 GMT

© BBC MMIV

 

[Mighty_Emperor]

More news on this guy:

http://www.forteantimes.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=336946#post336946

http://www.forteantimes.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=367992#post367992

10/01/04 - Posted from the Daily Record newsroom

Man wearing diaper faces new charges

Kinnelon court officials say he appeared there in July similarly attired

By Peggy Wright, Daily Record

A 53-year-old widower who was put on probation in June for showing up at an elementary school wearing feces-soaked pink tights is now charged with harassment.

The latest charge comes after he allegedly showed up at Kinnelon Municipal Court wearing sparkly pink leggings over a diaper and defecated in front of a court employee.

On an unrelated charge, William Rhode III is being held on 0,000 bail in the Passaic County jail for failing to register with police in July and August as a convicted sex offender under Megan's Law. Several years ago, Rhode was convicted of sexual contact and is obligated to comply with Megan's Law.

He was put on probation for five years and ordered to undergo counseling. The sentencing judge warned him not to go anywhere near facilities where children are present and said he ran the risk of people suspecting he was sexually aroused by wearing a soiled diaper and reporting him to police.

Rhode was charged in Passaic County on July 23 with failing to register his address with police. He was released after spending a few days in jail. On July 28, he showed up at Kinnelon Municipal Court in the afternoon to make arrangements for a public defender to represent him on outstanding motor vehicle complaints. He wore pink, sparkly leggings with a diaper underneath and defecated while engaging in a conversation with a court worker, Kinnelon Detective Sgt. John Schwartz said.

Schwartz said that several police officers had observed Rhode going into municipal court and were familiar with his background. Rhode left the building -- the soiled diaper apparent under his leggings -- and Schwartz interviewed the worker and ultimately signed a complaint charging Rhode with harassment while on probation, an offense punishable upon conviction of up to 18 months in prison.

Rhode landed back in the Passaic County jail on Aug. 6 -- where he remained as of Thursday -- when he again failed to register his address with police under Megan's Law. He last lived in Paterson but authorities said he no longer is there and they have no clear idea where he is staying.

Joseph Del Russo, an assistant Passaic County prosecutor and chief of the office's sex crimes unit, said that although Rhode has serious problems, he is not considered committable to a psychiatric institution.

"He's certainly not violent and he's come back repeatedly as not committable," Del Russo said.

Morris County Assistant Prosecutor Catherine Broderick had wanted Rhode prosecuted under child endangerment statutes when he was showing up at day-care centers and schools. But she acknowledged, when he pleaded to disrupting a meeting, that the state's goal of ensuring Rhode received counseling and was supervised for a lengthy period of time, was met.

http://www.dailyrecord.com/news/articles/news3-Diaper.htm

 

[nickedoff12]

Lack of Oxygen to the Brain...Yeah, Right.

A little while ago, I was flipping through a book, and found this article about a woman (and two - three men) who could achieve orgasm by yawning.

The woman, when she practiced, could actually open her mouth wide enough, and have the same sensation.

:eek!!!!:


-Nick

 

[Mighty_Emperor]

The ultimate weird fetish: Weird Noses!

This site is Nabucco's Nosegirls

http://www.pinocchia.com/nabucco/

Makes this seem run of the mill:

GIMPIX is dedicated to those who appreciate the beauty of an attractive woman wearing a plaster of Paris leg cast. The cast need not necessarily be worn for medical reasons.
We prefer to think of a cast as an alternative item of legwear, such as hosiery or fashionable shoes.

Appears to be work safe as there are only pictures of plastercasts:
http://www.gimpix.com

 

[Rrose_Selavy]

Didn't Leopold Sacher von Mascher (who gave us the word Masochism) hide in a wardrobe full of fur coats while watching his parents having sex and was then beaten when he was discovered and then later got off by being beaten by women in fur coats?

Given certain circumstances or whatever . the sexual impulse or erotic feelings can be connected to anything and I mean anything.Though exactly what influences, and when is debatable.

Also Helmut Newton did some controversial photos of models in plaster casts, crutches and leg braces.

There are probably sites for almost every part of the body and most activities.
Some pretty gross eg vomiting (Emetophilia) and worse.....


There are some for sneezing and an even more obscure one but I can't recall what it was - just remember thinking - now I've seen everything. Wasn't nasty just unusual.

Put any random bodypart/activity/object with the word fetish into Google and you usually get some weird returns. If your personal fetish isn't found then why not start your own....?

 

[escargot]

I was reliably informed today that 'tromboning' is also known as 'willy nilly'.


Further,'teabagging' involves a gentleman placing his testicles upon another gentleman's forehead. Teabagging is considered more entertaining when the 'teabagged' gentleman is asleep, and in the presence of several witnesses and a camera. :laughing:

 

[Mighty_Emperor]

I was reliably informed today that 'tromboning' is also known as 'willy nilly'.

I'll stick to calling it 'tromboning' as it (like 'abseiling' and 'bagpiping') is best described with the mime - 'willy nilly' adds an extra level of complication and its always worth a laugh when the penny drops (similar with 'the Zombie'/'the Velma'/'St. Valentine's Day mascara').

 

[Mighty_Emperor]

An overly literal pervert?:

Man arrested for making obscene calls to Beaver Island


Friday, October 1, 2004 1:58 PM EDT

BEAVER ISLAND - Police have arrested a Saginaw County man on charges he made numerous obscene telephone calls to residents on Beaver Island in mid-September.

Charlevoix County Sheriff George T. Lasater said ******** ****** *******, 18, remains lodged in the Charlevoix County Jail on charges stemming from the telephone calls. His bond has been set at ,000 cash or surety.

Lasater said deputies from his office obtained a search warrant for *******'s cellular phone records after numerous Beaver Island residents filed complaints with the sheriff's office about receiving sexually explicit and threatening telephone calls.

Police say the records show ******* made 34 calls on Sept. 10 and six more calls on Sept. 18 to Beaver Island homes and businesses.

Lasater said *******'s family owns property on Beaver Island, but he was at home in Saginaw County at the time he allegedly made the phone calls.

Lasater said ******* is currently on probation in Saginaw County for similar crimes.

http://www.petoskeynews.com/articles/2004/10/01/news/local_regional/news06.txt

Perhaps he thought it was some kind of novelty adult-themed amusement park?

EDIT: Name blanked to save further embarrassment for the now-contrite reprobate.

 

[Sertile]

Sasquatch Sex (Beware)

I just had to share something that I ran across the other day (Don't ask me HOW, exactly). To be blunt, I happened onto clips of a woman fellating and having intercourse with a sasquatch. Or rather, a man in a fairly decent sasquatch costume (meaning not just your standard gorilla suit). I'm warning everyone beforehand, you may not way to see this. While it isn't terribly offensive, (in fact it's rather harmless) it is pornographic in nature.

http://thepornbaron.adultbouncerhost.com/oliviaandsasquatch/oliviaandsasquatch1.html

Also, if this post happens to break any of the forum rules, I apologize, and the administrators can feel free to remove it. I know that FT sometimes deals in "weird sex," so I don't know for sure where you would draw the line on something like this.

 

[Mighty_Emperor]

Re: Sasquatch Sex (Beware)

Also, if this post happens to break any of the forum rules, I apologize, and the administrators can feel free to remove it. I know that FT sometimes deals in "weird sex," so I don't know for sure where you would draw the line on something like this.

LOL - neither do I but we have discussed the general field (not anything specific like: Emps: "So Stu - bigfoot bonking? Yes or no?"; Stu: "Well Emps it is clearly of Fortean interest......") and the more pornographic Fortean material is probably kept corralled in this thread where people can pretty much expect anything (as long as its weird enough - and this is weird and Fortean so.....).

[edit: Here is the Adult Move Database entry for the film Flesh Circus (2003):

www.iafd.com/title.asp?title=Flesh+Circus&year=2003 ]

 

[escargot]

Couldn't get it to play on t'socks.

*stomps away* Wanted to see Bigfoot..............

 

[Mal_Adjusted]

Hi

Fans of weird sex will undoubtedly already be aware of a couple of classic
tomes:

Gates, Katherine (ed) "Deviant Desires. incredibly strange sex." Re/Search,
2000. Large pbk, 238pp. illus. bibliog. ISBN 189045103-7 $24.99 / £16.99.
Chapters on: Ponyplay, balloon fetish, body inflation, giantess fans, crush
freaks, messy fun, fat admiration, medical fetish, sexy fandoms (incl furries,
plushies, slash fiction). Lots of pics!!

Peraldi, Francois (ed) "Polysexuality. "Semiotext(e), 1981. Pbk, 300pp. illus.
ISSN 0-093-95779. o/p. Chapters on: Self sex, soft sex, alimentary sex, sex of
the gaze, ambiguous sex, animal sex, child sex, morbid sex, violent sex,
corporate sex, discursive sex, philosophical sex, critical sex. mainly text.

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usual caveats apply

Mal F

 

[escargot]

So, they're books about sex then?

 

[Mal_Adjusted]

Hi

Escargot scribed:

So, they're books about sex then?

goes to re-examine said books

returns

Er yes escargot they's definitiely books about sex.

Mal F

 

[elffriend]

I like the list of fetishes, like fat admiration

My sister went on a date with a fat fetishist. It freaked her out severely as he wanted to watch her eat loads of food, and this on a first date :eek!!!!:

 

[escargot]

Thanks Mal, glad you could clear that up for me.

 

[stu neville]

Couldn't get it to play on t'socks.

*stomps away* Wanted to see Bigfoot..............

You don't get to see his feet..

It's clearly a matter of Fortean interest, though.

Ho yus.

 

[Anonymous]

Ho Yus

Difficult to speak when you're breathing hard, is it, Stu?

 

[escargot]

You don't get to see his feet..

Hmmmm, judging by the preview photo, 'Bigfoot' might not after all be the most apt soubriquet.

 

[Leaferne]

Well, you know what they say about a man's feet...


Although it's the skill of the musician, not the size of the instrument!

 

[escargot]

Hmmm, I saw someone wearing a t-shirt recently which said (on the back) 'It's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean!', which puzzled me somewhat.

 

[Mighty_Emperor]

A friend of mine says "small nail but big hammer".

 

[escargot]

small nail but big hammer

So he's got a little willy but a fat arse?
Lovely.


Hey Elf M8, does your sister still have that guy's number?

 

[wombat103]

the final cut...........

NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED...

Edit - and not for this board. The bigfoot stuff is one thing, with at least a Fortean theme - this though is TBH beyond both the pale and our scope on here.

This sort of link really belongs in our companion (at a distance ) site Bizarre. No warnings or anything, just there's limits. If at all unsure, run it past us first. Stu.

 

[elffriend]

Hey Elf M8, does your sister still have that guy's number?

:laughing: