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Weird Sex (Practices, Preferences & Accoutrements!)

A newlywed pensioner has been arrested for having sex with his bride while driving away from their wedding reception.

Traffic cops in Bergamo in northern Italy pulled the Fiat Punto over after watching it veer from side to side down a busy road.

Inside they found a partially naked 70-year-old man behind the wheel and his 59-year-old bride sitting astride him.

Ciampini was arrested for dangerous driving.
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http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1769887.html?menu=news.quirkies.sexlife
 
They should have saved the Viagra for the bridal suite though ;)

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Back to our necrophiliac and his unlikely defence:

Necrophilia charge man 'didn't know woman was dead'

13/04/2006 - 19:58:46

A man indicted on charges of having sex with a woman in Atlanta after she died told police that he did not realise she was dead, authorities said.

Parker Clayton Ward, 54, could face one to 10 years in prison after being charged with necrophilia on Monday.

Forsyth County sheriff’s deputies said the woman’s boyfriend – who was working in another state last December 27 – became concerned when he could not contact her that day.

The boyfriend then called his friend Ward and asked him to check on her, authorities said.

Ward notified authorities at the time that the woman had died.

But investigators became suspicious by the position they found the body in and because the victim’s clothes had been disturbed by someone.

Deputies also found empty bottles of pills next to the victim.
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http://breakingnews.ie/2006/04/13/story254086.html
 
Well he clearly either knew he was fucking a dead woman, which is necrophilia, or thought he was fucking an unconcious woman, which is rape. :roll:
 
Austria, Spain top list for the best sex, Japan comes in last

General Science : April 19, 2006


Austria and Spain topped the list of the most sexually satisfied countries while Japan came in dead last according to a new global study of sexual well being in the over-40 set.

Brazil showed that you can't always get what you want: 74 percent of men told researchers that sex was important to them but only 59 percent said the sex they were having was very or extremely pleasurable.

But perhaps most troubling was the gap between men and women: in every country except Algeria and Malaysia men were far more likely to report that they were happy with their sex lives.

One reason why women are so dissatisfied - and also disinterested - is that "evolution hasn't caught up with us," said lead researcher Edward Laumann, a sociology professor at the University of Chicago.

"Women are very sensitive to the quality of a relationship and when those things aren't in good order they're not interested," he said in a telephone interview. "It's a way of regulating (pregnancy) and protecting the children."

Another reason for lower levels of sexual satisfaction among women is a lack of foreplay, which is particularly problematic in male-dominated cultures in Asia and the Middle East, Laumann said.

"On entry it takes four minutes (for men) to ejaculate on average. Women need 11 minutes. That's why foreplay is so important," he said.

"In 75 percent of the cases the men report always having an orgasm. With women only 26 percent say they always have one, although 45 percent of men believe their partners always have an orgasm."

Researchers analyzed survey data from 29 countries including: Korea, China, Japan, Indonesia, Thailand, South Africa, Brazil, Mexico, Algeria, Turkey, Egypt, Morocco, Israel, the United States, Canada, Australia, New Zealand and much of Western Europe.

It's the most comprehensive study of its kind and shows much about how cultural attitudes affect sexual gratification which can help with overall health and happiness and improving the quality of life, Laumann said.

About 60 to 80 percent of people living in countries that had "gender equality" - essentially Western countries - said they were having good sex. In Austria 80 percent of men and 63 percent of women said they were having extremely or very satisfying sex while 73 percent of men and 68 percent of Spanish women said they were having good sex.

In "male-centered sexual regimes" like the Middle East, Brazil, Italy and parts of Asia sexual satisfaction rates fell to the 40 to 50 percent range although the importance of sex in a person's life was often higher, particularly among men.

Muslim respondents reported a higher rate of importance for sex because sexuality in marriage is highly valued by both men and women.

In China, Japan, Indonesia and Taiwan less than a quarter of respondents said their sex was either extremely or very pleasurable. Japan ranked last with just 18 percent of men and 10 percent of women saying they had good sex. Sex also wasn't important to most respondents and women in particular. In Taiwan only seven percent of women said sex was very or extremely important to them.

One interesting finding was that women in eastern Asia who smoke are far more likely to enjoy sex.

"It's not a feminine thing to do so it's a sign of liberality," Laumann said.

Another thing which makes the study unique is that it focuses on people aged 40 to 80.

"People in these age ranges are in fact engaged in a significant amount of sex," Laumann said. "It shouldn't be a surprise to people in this age range but it will be to their children."

The study did, however, find a high level of sexual dysfunction.

"Premature ejaculation is the biggie for men - one in four worldwide report it," Laumann said. "But the interesting thing is it doesn't have an adverse impact (on their rating of sexual pleasure) because it doesn't matter to them, though it may to their partner."

About a third of women worldwide do not experience sexual desire, although the rate is much higher in the Middle East and eastern Asia.

Only about 10 to 15 percent of respondents said they would go to a doctor to discuss their sexual problems but a majority of respondents said they would like their doctors to ask about their sex lives.

The study will be published in an upcoming issue of the Archives of Sexual Behavior.

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I am amazed anyone fell for this:

Beware the door-to-door free breast exam guy

76-year-old Florida man arrested after two women take him up on the offer


Updated: 9:33 p.m. ET April 20, 2006

MIAMI - A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said Thursday.

One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.

The woman then phoned the Broward County Sheriff's Office, and the suspect fled. He was arrested at another woman's apartment in the same Lauderdale Lakes neighborhood on Wednesday, a sheriff's spokesman said.
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The white-haired suspect, Philip Winikoff, carried a black bag and claimed to be visiting on behalf of a local hospital.

"He told the woman that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams," sheriff's spokesman Hugh Graf said in a statement.

At least two women, both in their 30s, let him into their homes, and he fondled and sexually assaulted them, the investigators said.

Winikoff was not a doctor, Graf said. He worked as a shuttle driver for an auto dealership.

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Mighty_Emperor said:
I am amazed anyone fell for this:

Beware the door-to-door free breast exam guy

76-year-old Florida man arrested after two women take him up on the offer


Updated: 9:33 p.m. ET April 20, 2006

MIAMI - A 76-year-old man claiming to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams and was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said Thursday.

One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.

The woman then phoned the Broward County Sheriff's Office, and the suspect fled. He was arrested at another woman's apartment in the same Lauderdale Lakes neighborhood on Wednesday, a sheriff's spokesman said.
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The white-haired suspect, Philip Winikoff, carried a black bag and claimed to be visiting on behalf of a local hospital.

"He told the woman that he was in the neighborhood offering free breast exams," sheriff's spokesman Hugh Graf said in a statement.

At least two women, both in their 30s, let him into their homes, and he fondled and sexually assaulted them, the investigators said.

Winikoff was not a doctor, Graf said. He worked as a shuttle driver for an auto dealership.

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:lol: Well, someone has to be guilble enough otherwise it wouldn't go up there with wallet inspector.
 
The League of Gents had a horrible character who stood on the street with a clipboard. He only ever approached women and the only question he seemed to have was, "Would you like your breast pinched?" :shock:
 
Lawyer 'collected skirt images'

A barrister accused of making indecent images by covertly filming up girls' skirts has denied getting any sexual gratification from his "habit".
Simon Austin Hamilton, 35, of Haringey, north London, told Canterbury Crown Court his pleasure came from collecting and cataloguing the images.

Mr Hamilton denies charges of outraging public decency and possessing indecent images of children.

He said he stopped "upskirting" when he joined the Bar as it was inappropriate.

Mr Hamilton denies six charges of making indecent photographs of a child and two charges of possessing an indecent photo of a child for show, all between January 2002, and July 2003.

He faces a further charge of taking an indecent photograph of a child on 10 September, 2001.

Mr Hamilton told the jury that his actions in filming up skirts had been about getting the image and accumulating a collection.

'Inappropriate habit'

"Collecting is something my family is very prone to. We're collectors of pretty much anything you can imagine," he explained.

He added that he would spend most of his time cataloguing the images as opposed to looking at them.

"It was the sort of gratification of a job well done," he said.

At the time of the offences, Mr Hamilton lived in Bosham, West Sussex, with his fiancée whom he later married.

The court heard that he had started "upskirting" when he worked part-time and had "too much time on his hands".

He said: "In 2001, I came back to the Bar and it was no longer an appropriate or convenient habit to indulge in."

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/4948200.stm
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Yes, I do a lot of cataloguing myself (as do other members of this MB :D )
- I can assure you it is all perfectly innocent!


(BTW, Bosham is pronounced Bozzom, not that that relates to anything in particular...)
 
Being an obssessed child pornographer still makes you you a perv - it might mean they'd need to double his sentence just t be sure.

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Anyway more bestality:

Police Arrest Juvenile in Horse Bestiality Case; Alleged Crime Caught on Tape



Detectives in St. Gabriel, Louisiana arrested a male juvenile Thursday morning, and charged him with crime against nature in connection with alleged acts of bestiality with a horse.

The juvenile, who is under age 17, is being held in the Iberville Parish Juvenile Detention Center. Authorities said Thursday they were trying to get psychiatric help for the juvenile suspect.

Detectives say they received a tip from someone who saw a WAFB 9NEWS report in which still frames from a surveillance tape were broadcast Wednesday night. The tipster said they believed they recognized the young man shown on the tape, detectives said.

St. Gabriel Police Chief Kevin Ambeau says in all his 20 years in law enforcement, he’s never come across a case like the one. "We gotta catch this guy, he needs help," Ambeau said Wednesday, when he first released the tape to the media.

The owners of a local barn approached Chief Ambeau with surveillance video showing what appeared to be a light haired young man engaging in sexual activities with a small horse. "What I saw on the tape, I still can't believe," Ambeau says.

The police investigation began about two months ago after the owners of the barn reported finding sexual paraphernalia in a horse stall, according to Ambeau. The chief says that’s when the owner put up two cameras and captured images of a slender man walking between two stables.

"Always [going] to the same animal," Ambeau observed. "On the tape, he was [going] to the same animal performing sexual acts."

At Chief Ambeau’s request, WAFB 9NEWS brightened and stilled frames of video showing the man with the horse. WAFB 9NEWS chose not to show moving video of the man with the horse.
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rynner said:
Lawyer 'collected skirt images'

A barrister accused of making indecent images by covertly filming up girls' skirts has denied getting any sexual gratification from his "habit"...He said he stopped "upskirting" when he joined the Bar as it was inappropriate..."Collecting is something my family is very prone to. We're collectors of pretty much anything you can imagine," he explained.
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Yes, I do a lot of cataloguing myself (as do other members of this MB :D )
- I can assure you it is all perfectly innocent!


(BTW, Bosham is pronounced Bozzom, not that that relates to anything in particular...)
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So it was appropriate before he joined the bar? Not quite stamp collecting is it...
 
Weirdness abounds - check out the weird world of the Church Whipper

**NOT WORK SAFE***

I think it's a gag of sorts, but it's still weird! And cool!
 
Dunno - if that is a gag someone somewhere is doing it for real ;)

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And onwards:

Take a ride on the 'sex train'

May 01, 2006

THERE'S nothing in the world like a ride on the sex train - at least according to the organisers of Sexpo, whose new R-rated take on the traditional fair ground ghost train gives riders a thrill of a different kind.

There's not a ghost or skeleton in sight as riders in mini carriages zip past computer-operated mannequins simulating sex scenes.

And then there's the reenactment of the infamous 1993 Bobbit attack, in which American woman Lorena Bobbitt cut off part of her husband John's penis.

Perth adults will be the first in the world to ride the sex train when it debuts in the West Australian city at the four day Club X Sexpo on Thursday.

Sexpo organiser David Ross says that as far as he knows, the two-minute ride, conceived over a long lunch, is unique.

"I think we can legitimately claim it as a world first," Mr Ross told AAP today.

He said one group had expressed concerns the ride might be a bit too real, and could inspire people to emulate Lorena Bobbitt's act.

"But if anyone mistakes it for real, and thinks that that is something they should go off and do in their private life, then they are sadly mistaken and should probably have their funny bone checked out," he said.

"They should come and see that it is fun and just an entertainment ride."

Penile artist Tim Patch will be another star attraction when he unveils portraits he's painted – with his penis – of Prime Minister John Howard and Opposition Leader Kim Beazley.

Sexpo is expecting a record crowd of more than 35,000 in Perth, potentially stealing Brisbane's crown as "Australia's Sexiest City" by attracting more visitors on a per capita basis.
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It does what it says on the... box:

www.masturbate-a-thon.com

The Original Live Masturbate-A-Thon will be held on May 27, 2006. Designed to raise the knowledge and community involvement in Safer Sex, it has become an international event which raises tens of thousands of dollars every year for charity. This year we are asking for both individual and team involvements.
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Penile artist Tim Patch will be another star attraction when he unveils portraits he's painted – with his penis – of Prime Minister John Howard and Opposition Leader Kim Beazley.
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I may be going senile, but didn't some character in Lady Chatterley's Lover claim that Renoir painted with his - er - thing - when he got arthritis?

Rynner (who has arthritis) would like to know if he could still become a word-famous artist! :D
 
LINK
Langley assault prelude to bizarre videos
By Al Irwin
Times Reporter
Apr 30 2006

A man convicted Thursday in bizarre video-taped assaults in Vancouver was accused in a prolonged sexual assault of a 23-year-old woman in an Aldergrove house, in 1999.

Anthony “Big Tony” Terezakis’ recent legal problems began when his wife viewed disturbing video tapes of her husband beating and subjecting victims to a variety of indecencies. She found the tapes so disturbing she sought medication from a doctor, to help her sleep.

She destroyed one tape, but turned the rest over to police. In February, her testimony before a B.C. Supreme Court jury indicated that the destroyed tape portrayed her husband rubbing feces in the face of a man he was assaulting. Terezakis, who ran a drug ring from two Downtown Eastside hotels, had entered guilty pleas Feb. 24 on conspiracy to traffic crack cocaine and two counts of drug trafficking.

The jury Thursday found him guilty on 12 charges, including assault, assault causing bodily harm and assault with a weapon, related to the video-taped scenes.Jury members sat through hours of the video tapes, which apparently portrayed Terezakis, usually dressed in a white T-shirt, leather jacket, and wraparound sunglasses, beating his victims with a fish bat, or punching and kicking them, while wearing a large cross around his neck. His defence was that the videos were a “reality-based testimonial” of life on the Downtown Eastside, and he hoped to distribute his videos under the title Bible Thumpers. Terezakis, either during or after almost each beating, utters the phrase “praise the Lord.”

His estranged wife testified in February that her husband was “spiritual” but “due to his addiction to drugs, his thinking . . . is not always rational . . . toward his God.” The spiritual theme figured in the attack here more than six years ago. On Jan. 8, 1999, a young woman escaped from an Aldergrove home in the 26900-block of 26 Ave., and ran to a neighbouring house for help.

She told Langley RCMP that she had been tied up, beaten and sexually assaulted, and attacked with a Taser gun, for three days, after she accepted a ride from a Vancouver drug party to Coquitlam. Instead, her assailant brought her to Aldergrove.

She told police she believed the house was her assailant’s residence. After sleeping through most of the first day, the woman was awakened at 6 p.m., and accepted more drugs from the man. He then asked her to take a bath, and the victim reluctantly agreed. While she was in the bath the assailant entered, and scrubbed her with Comet and a scrub brush, saying that he had been told by the Lord that she needed to be clean.
The man then lead her to the bedroom, where he tied her up with nylon stockings and a black purse strap, and left her naked on the bed. Later, she was threatened, beaten and raped. At one point the power went off, and the victim tried to hide in the house. The man, armed with a stun gun with a flashlight mounted on it, sought her out, then assaulted her with the stun gun. Her attacker threatened her with a switchblade, and on several occasions threatened to bite her nose off.

Finally the woman convinced her captor to let her help search for a missing set of keys. She found a knife, cut the tape binding her arms, and escaped. Anthony (Tony) Terezakis, 39 at that time, was charged with forcible confinement sexual assault, and weapons charges, in connection with the attack.

Langley RCMP confirmed in February that Terezakis was the same man accused in the recent video-taped assaults. “He is very well known,” said Langley RCMP Cpl. Diane Blain. Later in 1999, Terezakis was convicted of knowingly possessing a prohibited weapon. Four other charges including the sexual assault and forcible confinement, were stayed. He was sentenced to one year probation, and ordered not to possess a firearm for one year. Madam Justice Heather Holmes will sentence Terezakis on the 12 video-taped assault charges on May 4 in Vancouver.
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Mighty_Emperor said:
It does what it says on the... box:

www.masturbate-a-thon.com

The Original Live Masturbate-A-Thon will be held on May 27, 2006. Designed to raise the knowledge and community involvement in Safer Sex, it has become an international event which raises tens of thousands of dollars every year for charity. This year we are asking for both individual and team involvements.
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Wasn't that in San Francisco? :lol:

There was some world record held there for how long they could Masturbate for I think though.
 
Plenty of places this could go but...

Officer, Somebody Stole My Gal

Man tells cops his Jenna Haze blow-up doll vanished into black hole

MAY 17--An Iowa man impervious to embarrassment called cops this week to report the theft of a blow-up fashioned to resemble a porn star. According to a Council Bluffs Police Department report (a copy of which you can find below), Trenton Camacho called cops Monday night to report that a "Priority US Mail package" containing his "Jenna Haze Love Doll" had been opened and that the plastic plaything was missing. The box had been left in the common hallway of the apartment complex where the 21-year-old Camacho resides. In a TSG interview, Camacho said that he purchased the $32 item after receiving an e-mail solicitation and did not plan on replacing the stolen goods. Camacho added that he had not previously ordered any blow-up dolls and was not certain what he was going to do with the life-size replica of the popular Haze, who's starred in films like "Big Bottom Sadie" and "Phuk Factor" and was named "Best New Starlet" at the 2003 Adult Video News awards. Online ads describe the Haze doll (click here to see its package) as having "soft, perky breasts" and "sexy silkscreen crotchless panties & she has the tightest holes." (3 pages)
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Officers discover sex-slave cult
The house where the cult is said to be operating
Police raided the terraced house in Darlington
A sex slavery cult based on a series of 1960s science fiction novels has been uncovered by police in Darlington.

Durham Police discovered the bizarre sect after raiding a home in the area, after receiving complaints that a woman was being held against her will.

But a spokesman said the Canadian was a willing participant and the other people involved were consenting adults.

The group, called Kaotians, follow the Chronicles of Gor novels which depict a society where women are dominated.

The 29-year-old woman is said to have voluntarily attended the sect after finding out about it over the internet.

She later contacted a friend in United States, who then contacted the police, saying she wanted to leave but couldn't as she had burnt her passport and return ticket.

But a police spokesman said upon arriving at the premises they did not find any evidence of "criminal offences".

'Own choice'

Police also investigated claims by a father in Essex his 18-year-old son had joined the sect. However police also found the teenager was at the property voluntarily and they had no grounds to get involved.


We don't hurt anyone, we don't damage anyone, everyone's consensual
Lee Thompson

Lee Thompson, 31, says he is the "master" who trains the slaves at the Darlington address.

He said the women who act as slaves "do so by their own choice".

"We're just a group of people that live a different lifestyle, I mean there's nothing wrong with that," he told BBC News.

"We don't hurt anyone, we don't damage anyone, everyone's consensual."

Members of the group based their lives on "a dominant submissive point of view", he said.

"It's one thing that everyone's missed out on so far is, even in our organisation, if that's what you want to call it, women can be free and they can be dominant, we don't stop that," he added.

"But the majority of women in our organisation are obviously slaves because women have a submissive streak in them."

Mr Thompson says up to 350 followers regularly meet in pubs and clubs around the North East, in an area from Berwick to York.

Kaotians are a splinter group of the Goreans, which base their beliefs on novels written by American university professor John Norman.

The books are set on the quasi-medieval planet of Gor, which has a caste system and uses women as slaves.

There are an estimated 25,000 Goreans worldwide.
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Any North East Fortean members know about this cult? ;)
 
MaxMolyneux said:
Officers discover sex-slave cult
The house where the cult is said to be operating
Police raided the terraced house in Darlington
A sex slavery cult based on a series of 1960s science fiction novels has been uncovered by police in Darlington.

Durham Police discovered the bizarre sect after raiding a home in the area, after receiving complaints that a woman was being held against her will.

But a spokesman said the Canadian was a willing participant and the other people involved were consenting adults.

The group, called Kaotians, follow the Chronicles of Gor novels which depict a society where women are dominated.

The 29-year-old woman is said to have voluntarily attended the sect after finding out about it over the internet.

She later contacted a friend in United States, who then contacted the police, saying she wanted to leave but couldn't as she had burnt her passport and return ticket.

But a police spokesman said upon arriving at the premises they did not find any evidence of "criminal offences".

'Own choice'

Police also investigated claims by a father in Essex his 18-year-old son had joined the sect. However police also found the teenager was at the property voluntarily and they had no grounds to get involved.


We don't hurt anyone, we don't damage anyone, everyone's consensual
Lee Thompson

Lee Thompson, 31, says he is the "master" who trains the slaves at the Darlington address.

He said the women who act as slaves "do so by their own choice".

"We're just a group of people that live a different lifestyle, I mean there's nothing wrong with that," he told BBC News.

"We don't hurt anyone, we don't damage anyone, everyone's consensual."

Members of the group based their lives on "a dominant submissive point of view", he said.

"It's one thing that everyone's missed out on so far is, even in our organisation, if that's what you want to call it, women can be free and they can be dominant, we don't stop that," he added.

"But the majority of women in our organisation are obviously slaves because women have a submissive streak in them."

Mr Thompson says up to 350 followers regularly meet in pubs and clubs around the North East, in an area from Berwick to York.

Kaotians are a splinter group of the Goreans, which base their beliefs on novels written by American university professor John Norman.

The books are set on the quasi-medieval planet of Gor, which has a caste system and uses women as slaves.

There are an estimated 25,000 Goreans worldwide.
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4996410.stm

Any North East Fortean members know about this cult? ;)
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If any do know about it, is there a branch in the south west?? ;)
 
Article says theres only a North East Branch.

You could always start a South West Branch though. ;)
 
What is wrong with your own wanking spanners???

Why not just have a wank?*

Man allegedly steals sex toy, uses it, dumps it

Canadian Press
May. 24, 2006 10:37 AM

KINGSTON, Ont. - A 19-year-old man faces a theft charge after a hand-held vagina was stolen from an adult video store.

The teen was arrested about 10 minutes after the $80 sex toy disappeared from the store Monday evening.

"We found him around the corner - and he had used it," said Kingston police Const. Neil Finn.

The sex toy was apparently dumped after being used, and was not recovered by police.

The man is to appear in court at a later date to face a charge of theft, police said.

This is the second recent theft reported at the video store, said employee Heather Baker.

An unidentified item worth $350 was stolen within the past year, she said.

But Baker said thefts of this nature are few and far between.
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*Possibly a reaction to a lot of things - invading Iraq, religion, etc.
 
No rides? What is the point? Why not have a wank?*

Sex theme park to open in London

A £7m sex theme park, which has no rides, is to open in London's West End later this year.

Visitors to Amora - The Academy of Sex and Relationships at the Trocadero in Piccadilly, will pass through seven zones including Pleasure and Orgasm.

The 10,500sq-ft exhibit is designed to "separate fact from myth and educate everyone into being better lovers".

You have to be aged 18 and over to get in and tickets will cost £15 for the attraction which opens on 7 September.

Organisers expect to attract more than 600,000 visitors within the first year.

The more sex we have the more we want and the less sex we have the more we want
Academy director Dr Sarah Brewer
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The theme park will include life-sized silicone-made models which visitors can touch to discover erogenous zones.

People will also be able to build their ideal partner from a series of body parts and there will be instructions on how best to kiss and how to talk more sexily.

The seven zones will start with attraction, love and relationships and include a sexual well-being zone which looks at the dangers of unsafe sex.

The academy's director of exhibits Dr Sarah Brewer said: "The more sex we have the more we want and the less sex we have the more we want.

"This academy does push boundaries back and whatever your prowess when you come in we will give you all the information you need to become a fantastic lover."

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Published: 2006/05/24 12:26:17 GMT

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*I might try and make this into some kind of slogan/rallying cry.
 
Re: What is wrong with your own wanking spanners???

Mighty_Emperor said:
Why not just have a wank?*

Man allegedly steals sex toy, uses it, dumps it

Canadian Press
May. 24, 2006 10:37 AM

KINGSTON, Ont. - A 19-year-old man faces a theft charge after a hand-held vagina was stolen from an adult video store.

The teen was arrested about 10 minutes after the $80 sex toy disappeared from the store Monday evening.

"We found him around the corner - and he had used it," said Kingston police Const. Neil Finn.

The sex toy was apparently dumped after being used, and was not recovered by police.

The man is to appear in court at a later date to face a charge of theft, police said.

This is the second recent theft reported at the video store, said employee Heather Baker.

An unidentified item worth $350 was stolen within the past year, she said.

But Baker said thefts of this nature are few and far between.
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*Possibly a reaction to a lot of things - invading Iraq, religion, etc.
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Haha, that story is class.

Wonder what item is worth $350?

Haha some people just like to do something more dirtier than a wank and like to feel dirty. :lol:
 
STDs Running Rampant In Retirement Community

Doctor Blames Viagra, Lack Of Sex Education

POSTED: 12:26 am EDT May 27, 2006
UPDATED: 10:40 pm EDT May 27, 2006

Doctors said sexually transmitted diseases among senior citizens are running rampant at a popular Central Florida retirement community, according to a Local 6 News report.

A gynecologist at The Villages community near Orlando, Fla., said she treats more cases of herpes and the human papilloma virus in the retirement community than she did in the city of Miami.

"Yeah, they are very shocked (to hear the diagnosis)," gynecologist Dr. Colleen McQuade said. "I had a patient in her 80s."

"More and more senior citizens are ending up in the gynecologist office, and their diagnosis is a sexually transmitted disease," Local 6 reporter Vanessa Medina said.

Local 6 featured Louis Franklin, who used to date in the community at least three times a week.

"I have had a better dating life since I have been here than I have ever had," Franklin said. "I know there are things going around."

A doctor blamed Viagra, a lack of sex education and no risk for pregnancy for the spike in sexually transmitted diseases at The Villages.

"All I can repeat are the things I have heard which are things like, 'Should I bring the little blue pills over tonight?'" community singles group president Richard Matwyshen said.

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