Dinobot
Justified & Ancient
- Joined
- May 19, 2015
- Messages
- 4,436
- Location
- Broadcasting from the moon...
I don't mind heading up the confiscation squad.
I don't mind heading up the confiscation squad.
It's not much fun, is it?Having a catheter put in poor mr pinkle I’ve never been the same since.
A ring from a ring.Here's another quirky proposal from the Reddit AITA sub -
Well, after we finished watching a movie in bed my boyfriend started making moves and it was clear we were going to have sex. He said “Babe, would you mind pegging me?”
Granted, this is not something we do frequently but I said I was down. I asked him if he was going to clean himself/prep before we got started, and he said he already had. I thought this was odd since we were together all evening and I didn’t remember him leaving but I figured I just forgot.
Suddenly he gets on all fours and sticks is butt out, and I see a diamond poking out of his butthole like a tiny butt plug.
He asked me to marry him and he was dead serious.
I was absolutely disgusted and refused to pull the ring out. I asked him: what was I supposed to say when people asked about the proposal story? We got into a huge fight and now we aren’t really talking.
I won't ask what that is, or how you know....Don't we already have a thread on this? I can remember contributing summaries of BMJ articles on exotic practices such as pearling.
Having a catheter put in poor mr pinkle I’ve never been the same since.
Cystocophy everyone 6 months as well.Good job they do micro sizes
From what I've seen in certain of my previous jobs, a skilfully-executed anal probe would be a piece of cake compared to a catheter or cystocophy.
I know you were once in the habit of saying "I used to be married to that". Thanks for sharing the engagement story to go with it.Here's another quirky proposal from the Reddit AITA sub -
Well, after we finished watching a movie in bed my boyfriend started making moves and it was clear we were going to have sex. He said “Babe, would you mind pegging me?”
Granted, this is not something we do frequently but I said I was down. I asked him if he was going to clean himself/prep before we got started, and he said he already had. I thought this was odd since we were together all evening and I didn’t remember him leaving but I figured I just forgot.
Suddenly he gets on all fours and sticks is butt out, and I see a diamond poking out of his butthole like a tiny butt plug.
He asked me to marry him and he was dead serious.
I was absolutely disgusted and refused to pull the ring out. I asked him: what was I supposed to say when people asked about the proposal story? We got into a huge fight and now we aren’t really talking.
You know me so well.I know you were once in the habit of saying "I used to be married to that". Thanks for sharing the engagement story to go with it.
I can see you doing that....From what I've seen in certain of my previous jobs, a skilfully-executed anal probe would be a piece of cake compared to a catheter or cystocophy.
Move to my town. That's not a personal offer btw. Then go to The Albion if you're not fussy on karaoke night when Wayne's singing. Don't leave your drink unattended though.I'm afraid to say nothing interesting has happened to my penis for at least a decade.
Something to do next time I'm in Cromer....Move to my town. That's not a personal offer btw. Then go to The Albion if you're not fussy on karaoke night when Wayne's singing. Don't leave your drink unattended though.
Actually I'm a nice person. Nothing that has happened to my penis has been done without the lady's consent - and on a few occasions with their surprising and enthusiastically creative extra contributions to what I had expected as normal expressions of fondness.
Scottish Maggie's 'batting for the other team' nowadays so don't chat her up, she wouldn't appreciate it.Something to do next time I'm in Cromer....
Actually, that sounds like the start of a long story, Swifty. Are you inclined to elaborate?
If it was a bloke 'Bowling from the gasworks end' .Scottish Maggie's 'batting for the other team' nowadays so don't chat her up, she wouldn't appreciate it.
Yes. If it was a bloke he'd be 'a good listener' and 'good with his colours'. More power to her, our town flies the rainbow flag.If it was a bloke 'Bowling from the gasworks end' .
No problem to me, my second best friend is getting married to her girlfriend this year. My brother came out as gay 30 years ago.Yes. If it was a bloke he'd be 'a good listener' and 'good with his colours'. More power to her, our town flies the rainbow flag.
Me neither mate .. 'puddle jumper', 'chutney ferret', 'woman in comfortable shoes' etc etc .. amusing's fair enough to me. 'Twink' and 'Teddy Bear' I've been euphemism described as by gay blokes in the past .. don't ask me what that means though ..No problem to me, my second best friend is getting married to her girlfriend this year. My brother came out as gay 30 years ago.
I just find the old euphemisms amusing.
Tell the Mods. One got through.Actually I'm a nice person.
OK, definitions required.'Twink' and 'Teddy Bear' I've been euphemism described as by gay blokes in the past .. don't ask me what that means though ..
Also has picnics in the woods. Not in the same place they sh*t, I hope.TEDDY BEAR : One who sh*ts in the woods
"If you go down in the woods today, no-one will be a bit surprised...."Also has picnics in the woods. Not in the same place they sh*t, I hope.
*nods* You're sure of a big surprise.Also has picnics in the woods.
Me neither mate .. 'puddle jumper', 'chutney ferret', 'woman in comfortable shoes' etc etc .. amusing's fair enough to me. 'Twink' and 'Teddy Bear' I've been euphemism described as by gay blokes in the past .. don't ask me what that means though ..
I've not heard of puddle jumper before....I can't even work that out at all....
'woman in comfortable shoes?'
OMG. Is that the sort of assumption some men would say about any woman not killing herself by wearing accident-inducing high stilletto heels?