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Some silly pricks.
10:23 AM EST on Jan 1, 2023
It takes stubbornness to get something stuck inside you, but all it takes is one moment of poor judgment, or a stroke of bad luck, to do something terrible to the bits that dangle. Here is some of the finest groin destruction achieved in America in the last year.
All descriptions are taken verbatim from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission’s database of emergency room visits:
What Horrible Things Did We Do To Our Penises Last Year?
BARRY PETCHESKY10:23 AM EST on Jan 1, 2023
It takes stubbornness to get something stuck inside you, but all it takes is one moment of poor judgment, or a stroke of bad luck, to do something terrible to the bits that dangle. Here is some of the finest groin destruction achieved in America in the last year.
All descriptions are taken verbatim from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission’s database of emergency room visits:
- WAS MAKING COFFEE WHEN HIS FRENCH PRESS BROKE AND SPILLED COFFEE ON HIS PENIS
- HIS HAIR BECAME WRAPPED AROUND PENIS
- LEANED FORWARD SLIGHTLY WHILE LAYING IN BED, ACCIDENTALLY DISCHARGED HIS .45 CALIBER HANDGUN INTO THE BASE OF HIS PENIS
- TRIED TO RIDE DOG, PENIS CONTUSION
- TRIED TO CIRCUMCIZE HIMSELF WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS ...