sherbetbizarre
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Neil Breen films are best enjoyed watching other people watch them...
I saw Sharknado 5 the other day. That was soooo bad.Sharknado 6 has it all .. flying sharks, time travel, a T Rex, a trans warrior, cowboys, laser weapons, a robot shark .. I'm in.
I haven't seen any of them yet.I saw Sharknado 5 the other day. That was soooo bad.
I saw Sharknado 5 the other day. That was soooo bad.
And was it screened?Depends on the voltage and signal.
I've seen some of those, and thoroughly enjoyed The Brain That Wouldn't Die!Here's a load of shit films for free (except the good ones)
https://archive.org/search.php?query=(collection:SciFi_Horror OR mediatype:SciFi_Horror) AND -mediatype:collection&sort=-avg_rating;-num_reviews
The avocado of cinema.
3?Kevin Smith how many decent movies did he make after Mallrats?
Dogma
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Clerks II
Smith's Cop Out was quite good as well. You should listen to the hilarious director's commentary for Jersey Girl, I'm surprised MIRAMAX being owned by Disney allowed it to get onto the DVDDogma
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Clerks II
When Dogma came out in the states, quite a few Christians were protesting outside cinemas with signs and placards. Kevin Smith happened to be in one of those cinemas and decided to join one of the protests to shout down his own film just for a laugh as none of them knew what he looked like ..I liked Dogma - great Cast and last outing for Bud Cort as comatose John Doe Jersey, who dies and turns into Alanis Morrisette. My nephews and niece were a bit bemused by the F word tirade by Jay, but that was so cartoonish it became funny. Oh and the Catholic Church hated it.
The only film where I wanted the wasted hour of my life back was GoodFellas - I only watched it because everyone was/still is raving about it - nah !
When Dogma came out in the states, quite a few Christians were protesting outside cinemas with signs and placards. Kevin Smith happened to be in one of those cinemas and decided to join one of the protests to shout down his own film just for a laugh as none of them knew what he looked like ..
I think they just blindly went after it without seeing it, a bit like when the same thing happened to The Life Of Brian ..How can Catholics protest against a film based around Plenary Indulgences when that is a Catholic dogma - or was it the portrayal of God as a woman that upset them (and the violence and swearing and Ben Affleck) ?
She tried the same crap with The Evil Dead .. and failed.I actually had respect for Mary Whitehouse, she saw something she didn't like and got off her arse and tried to do something about it. Agree with her or not (most didn't), without people like Mary, the right to challenge and make changes quietly disappears. But saying that, I was not impressed that she got Bournemouth Council to ban Life of Brian UNSEEN for 35 years - 'cos that's a cracking film
I actually had respect for Mary Whitehouse, she saw something she didn't like and got off her arse and tried to do something about it.
She tried the same crap with The Evil Dead .. and failed.
Yeah, he regretted the tree rape scene .. or more accurately, he was surprised people were so offended by it what with it being so ludicrous and all .. it was actually Rob Tapert that had that idea to film that as was the women in chains in Army Of Darkness and the woman in chains in A Simple Plan up that tree .. Tapert's clearly somewhere between being kinky and a perv ..True - but Sam Raimi said that if he'd known so much grief would come over 14 seconds of film, he would have gladly cut it out.
All the other 'video nasties' I remember in the News - Driller Killer, Tool Box Murders, I Spit on Your Grave etc - have all been released and re-made and I don't think civilisation has been enriched much as a result. Hats off to Troma Films at Cannes though for their marvellously titled 'I spit on Your Gravy'.