Swifty
doesn't negotiate with terriers
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He who smelt it dealt it.Gary Anderson and Wesley Harms deny farting accusations at grand slam of darts.
The story is as funny as the headline.
He who smelt it dealt it.Gary Anderson and Wesley Harms deny farting accusations at grand slam of darts.
The story is as funny as the headline.
'Drunk' man's shopping frenzy ends with a live pig, peacock and giant salamander
16 Nov, 2018 9:57am
A man who claims he accidentally bought a live pig, a peacock and a giant salamander while drunk on Singles' Day – China's annual internet shopping frenzy – has gone viral on Chinese social media.
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Back in those very early days when Steve Moore would visit me to write out the mailing envelopes of the first few issues of FT, we'd be constantly giggling over headlines. THREE which have stuck in my memory (refusing to be dislodged) are :
AMAZING SMEAR ON HOME GUARD
FUCHS OFF AGAIN
THE BUNNYMAN IS BACK AND THIS TIME HE'S HOPPING MAD.
FUCHS OFF AGAIN
Cambridge dogging declines after probe but one couple keeps it up
This is, granted, from a forum - be warned, it is devoted to 8-legged invertebrates and other creepy-crawlies - and not from a newspaper. But you have to admit, it is an excellent question:
Help! Is my death feigning beetle dying?
Linkee no workee!
:rofl2:Clairvoyant night cancelled due to unforseen circumstances.
https://metro.co.uk/2018/12/05/clairvoyant-night-cancelled-due-unforeseen-circumstances-8210416
Hawaiian Monk seal with an eel jammed up its nostril.
According to the Daily Telegraph, 'apparently this unexplained phenomenon has been observed before.'
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What's Monk Seal for "Hey guys, watch this!"
What's Louth woman for "Hey Guys, look at me, look at me!"
When she married a dead pirate she must have realised that she was just making an aarrrrrrrrrrse of herself
cheers:
At least she didn't marry the dead pirate's dead parrot.
Lovely plumage though.It's not dead, it's just pining for the fjords.
Asked about the split, she was quoted as saying "We're going aaarrrrrrrrr separate ways. cheers:Louth woman married to ghost of pirate splits from her 300-year-old husband
https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/iri...4_vJn4YyZJ6C7r9UaAZAM_62uNikdUCdlm8Qf9EYh0eO8