titch
Justified & Ancient
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That's not why your eyes have gone funny.This pic has made my eyes go funny. :wacky:
That's not why your eyes have gone funny.This pic has made my eyes go funny. :wacky:
Aw shucks....
Did you know that, as I have just discovered, a group of zebras is apparently called a 'zeal', or a 'dazzle'.
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I thought it was a radiator with a dick, not that they have em, maybe. I would have called the zebras a Zazzle not a Dazzle
Well someone got rid of the settee as well, had to shimmy across the carpet, to get behind the drop leaf table, now i have carpet burns on me kneesRight own up - who left the lights on so the zebra knew we were in??????
I'm sure thats a Toast Rack Horse.
A brief aside... you have reminded of the story I read some years ago, about a USAF airshow just after existance of the stealth aircraft had been publicly revealed.I keep coming across photos of this sort of wartime marine camouflage and thinking 'How come I've never seen those ships?'
I always liked this one.A brief aside... you have reminded of the story I read some years ago, about a USAF airshow just after existance of the stealth aircraft had been publicly revealed.
There was an empty area cordoned off by ropes and guarded by armed personnel.
A sign read, 'F117 STEALTH FIGHTER'.
Is that the shape of the plane on the floor?
I know. Cunning, isn't it?The shape of a plane? Yes ...
The shape of an F-117? No ...
That's not why your eyes have gone funny.
Now, see, I thought that when I read Swifty's post, but I didn't say it out loud.
Nor I, for we are ladies.Now, see, I thought that when I read Swifty's post, but I didn't say it out loud.
I dunno about Zebs but you a lady? HA!Nor I, for we are ladies
Yes and I can prove it.I dunno about Zebs but you a lady? HA!
Please don't unpeel your banana gusset. We believe you.Yes and I can prove it.
Could a passing Mod sort me out?
Some time ago I came across a website that provided extremely cryptic passwords for all of your online logins.
You can probably guess the rest..
This new account will be merged with your old one (with the new log-in details) in two shakes of a lamb's tail.
Edit: you are now David Plankton with the email address and password you recently registered.
I think this is him...
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He's the judge's "friend"...I didn't know he was a judge.
I'm missing Maximus' acerbic wit - is he gone for good or can we expect the return of the Otter some time?
Also a shame about Alcho Pwn. I know he did get a bit cross occasionally, but contributed loads of interesting material.
Maximus hasn't logged in since the beginning of the month. He received a warning around that time, but he hasn't been banned and is welcome.
AlchoPwn, I agree, posted some very informative stuff, but organised religions (some more than others) were like red rags to his inner bull; he considered he had a moral duty to denounce their adherents in the most vituperative form. In short, though each offence was dealt with on its own merits, those posts made this place look mean to existing and potential members. We tried to steer him towards the former and away from the latter, but the whole Religion forum was like an itch he couldn't stop scratching.
Thanks for the update Yith.
Hope Max is OK.