I dunno why they let them drive?
US police hunt monkeys missing after motorway crash
Police have asked the public to keep their distance and call 911 if they spot any of the animals.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-60095057
I dunno why they let them drive?
US police hunt monkeys missing after motorway crash
Police have asked the public to keep their distance and call 911 if they spot any of the animals.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-60095057
Wow - you'd think at least they could have put the man into a wheelchair and told everyone he was asleep, would have been a bit smarter!
Wow - you'd think at least they could have put the man into a wheelchair and told everyone he was asleep, would have been a bit smarter!
The cops have their top man on the caseI dunno why they let them drive?
US police hunt monkeys missing after motorway crash
Police have asked the public to keep their distance and call 911 if they spot any of the animals.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-60095057
The cops have their top man on the case
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I just hope it is a bananaIs that an approved FT banana or is it a reject from Imgur?
US police hunt monkeys missing after motorway crash
FULL STORY: https://apnews.com/article/science-pennsylvania-monkeys-animals-fe5ddc03bba64ce62433f79b0ee7c6c3All 100 lab monkeys accounted for after several escape crash
The last of the escaped monkeys from the crash of a truck towing a trailer load of 100 of the animals was accounted for by late Saturday, a day after the pickup collided with a dump truck on a Pennsylvania highway, authorities said. ...
Kristen Nordlund, a spokesperson with the federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, said in an email Saturday evening that all 100 of the cynomolgus macaque monkeys had since been accounted for. Three were dead after being euthanized.
The email did not elaborate on why the three were euthanized or how all came to be accounted for. ...
The story continues...
https://www.sundayworld.com/news/ir...d5HZAH-fDOpuF4l5wU_1SNKhH3GXMj-H-RP7Sm9HjcE80DEAD OR ALIVE? Men who took 'corpse' to post office say 'he was alive when we left the house'
One of the men, Gareth Coakley, told the Sunday World they had given the deceased man, Peadar Doyle, "a glass of water to drink before we left."
Declan Haughney claims he was assaulted over the incident
Patrick O'Connell
January 23 2022 08:30 AM
TWO MEN under investigation over suspicions they brought a dead man to the post office to claim his pension yesterday insisted to the Sunday World: "He was alive when we left the house."
I'd bet they'll all wish they had escaped (and died). It was just an extra detour on their awful trip to hell."how all came to be accounted for".
It can't be that difficult.
"How many monkeys have we got?"
"We'll count them - hang on..............97 plus 3 dead ones"
Amazingly:Two men hit by woman falling out of window… who was looking at another man who fell off rooftop
https://soranews24.com/2022/01/23/t...-looking-at-another-man-who-fell-off-rooftop/
Miraculously everyone is expected to survive and only received minor injuries, except for the first fallen man who is being treated for bone fractures.
https://planetradio.co.uk/greatest-...uiuSHdmcKF0Qs8wX74f5TA4TmkgPPePJPNG0Oa-6Fse8EDorset Knob Fest called off over size concerns
Your own personal experience?Wow - you'd think at least they could have put the man into a wheelchair and told everyone he was asleep, would have been a bit smarter!
LOL - Actually I have read that some have tried it a few times, believe it or not!Your own personal experience?
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/nephew-who-took-uncles-corpse-26030937Nephew who took uncle's corpse to post office for pension 'didn't know he was dead'
A member of staff at a Post Office in Ireland contacted the police when Declan Haughney propped his dead uncle Peadar Doyle up against the counter - but speaking for the first time about the macabre incident Declan insists 'he's not an eejit'
He's not dead, he's pining for the fjords.The story isn’t dead yet…
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/nephew-who-took-uncles-corpse-26030937
He's run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!!He's not dead, he's pining for the fjords.
Who amongst us can honestly say we haven’t noticed our uncle is dead at one time or another?The story isn’t dead yet…
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/nephew-who-took-uncles-corpse-26030937
The clever bit in that film was that they used a man who was not dead to pose as Ned. I guess those lads didn't watch the film otherwise they might have thought of that.Did nobody watch Waking Ned? A whole irish village trying to make Ned appear alive so they can cash his winning lottery ticket.